/ripwot/ - Final Wheel of Time thread

Recently, sources have revealed that the Wheel of Time television show formerly in development has been canceled, so this is the final Wheel of Time thread which will ever be made on Sup Forums. Pay respects if you like.

It would never be as big as game of thrones, and would probably end up sucking like Shannara chronicles.

Sources have also revealed that Robert Jordan's last words on his death bed were and i quote.

"Tuon is white"

I support you and your cause

>Harry Potter play casts a black woman to play Hermione
>"Pick the best actress for the job!"
>Wheel of Time TV show casts white woman to play Tuon
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Postmodernism was a mistake.

Not surprising. Wheel of Time was iconic in the 90's and early 2000's, but Jordan's slow pace combined with a general decline in quality killed the series. Sanderson resurrected it and wrote a wonderful ending that the hardcore fans read, but it isn't enough to launch a solid TV series from.

Also, best girl coming through.

>sources
such as?
shes asian

>such as?
His ass, probably. I googled it and I can't find any news since April. Sony is moving forward with it.

It's not post-modernism, its standard anti-white schlock.

Post-modernism has much more thought put into it than this garbage.

giv aes sedai gf

Multiple sources confirm

>citing yourself as a source
Fake news. Sad!

>multiple sources
>links to same shit thread
come the fuck on

Literally just threads. Give an actual source or get out.

Here you go. Have this Elaida.

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>tfw no thicc forsaken gf

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I just want this to become tv reality so i can die happy

Oh good lord I had sex fantasies about Graendal the entire time I was reading the series. I want her to enslave me.

Good.

They would have never done the nudity or depicted all of the 'ample bosoms' present in Randland. Like the Queen that Mat bangs, or Tuon's K-cup servant.

Average women just tend to have F or G cups.

Wait, Selucia has a K-cup? Is this true?

She's like the biggest breasted woman in a series full of girls with huge tits. Lanfear had big knockers, Beralain did, Lanfear coming back as Cyndane was somehow even bigger, Queen Tylin was busty, and it goes on.

I need a boob chart for this.

>what is game of thrones nude scenes
Most cinematic networks love softcore porn. Unless it got stuck on NBC or ABC or CBS or CW I can't imagine they wouldn't go with it.

Also,
>K-cup

>Posting fake news

Even if she was white she'd still be tanner than Matt.

Unreasonable.

In this age dominated by female rape, we NEED the scene of Mat getting raped by his mommy-queen-gf.

Can we get a boob chart please? You seem to be the expert and it would be really helpful

I think the most upset the books have made me is when Tylin is killed by that rubber golem thing. She didn't deserve that, she alone make book 9 into something tolerable.

Yeah especially the way it goes down.
Literally ripped apart.

I'd need to read the descriptions for every single female character. But at the top would be Selucia, one of those Wise Women, Setalle Anan, Tylin, Berelain, Lanfear/Cyndane, Graendal, and then a bunch of others. If we assume Moiraine is pretty normal, she'd probably still be something like a C cup. Aviendha and Elayne probably E cups, Min a C or D, Egwene the same, Nyneave probably a D or E.

>rapist
>doesn't deserve to get raped apart

That's an impressive memory.

>Min is a C or D
Strange, I always imagined Min as a lanky titlet with a pixie cut in trousers with a dagger on her side.

If they fuck up the casting for Matt the entire series will be ruined before it even films the first episode.

Who you got anons? Who plays Matt?

oh, and Elaida's lover.

Those are just some of the main characters and the bustiest characters. Those xenoestrogens in Randland leftover from the Age of Legends must be quite powerful.

I'd say Faile has an A cup because she's worst girl.

I just checked this guy's claims and he's completely wrong about everything. Kind of disappointing.

I want to spank Rand

I would like to think wearing normal shirts hides her figure, so when she dresses like a girl she really stuns.

I'm exaggerating on the cup size, but generally that's how they compare to each other.

Without an explicit boob chart we're just going to have to chalk you up as a liar.

So you're basically inflating them all by 2-3 sizes to suit your titcow fetish.
back2/d/ with you

walw6pK4Alo !!Dad2zlG9Cj3 was laid low this day

Trips should go to reddit and create accounts, since they obviously want them.

>sources

Stopped reading.

Pretty sure it's the guy from the Dune thread who just made up shit there too. Sad.

Dunefags need to stop shitposting and start playing Behind the Dune with their dicks in their hands. Its the patricians way to experience Dune.

There's a walkthrough for that flash game that tells you how to do everything and get every end.

Using the walkthrough makes you a pleb though.

A walkthrough got me laid once.