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@garybrexit88 edition

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investing in cryptocurrency was your one chance to escape toil

Bit early

wasn't a single point in human history except for now when i wouldn't have had a gf already

why are abortion doctors are all pro-life?

You can't change your intelligence, but you can work to become more knowledgeable.

the lads

>Us hard-working, motivated wagies
no such thing

what?

false.
toil is a state of mind. toil is like water and we are like fish. toil is existence and existence is suffering, but through the middle path of /unfuckmyshitup2018/ I can teach you how to end suffering.

And that's a good thing

been a bit down recently about not being able to get a so called job but just had a look at house prices and starting to wonder if I should just put myself out of my misery prematurely

if you're knowledgeable then you're intelligent

>numbers on a screen
Ok.
>one chance
Cool it with he defeatist attitude

only thing that's hard working is my penis

>welsh far right
great joke

I toil therefore I am

Gf just sent me this

>do you know how to eat pussy?

wtf i love karma now

How does one "/unfuckmyshitup2018/"?This

who bad goy wagie here?

I'm a full time toiler but I am also extremely tight fisted and never spend money. Haven't bought clothes or shoes in several years, only pay for food, travel costs and other basic living expenses.

I often browse hotukdeals.com without buying anything to satisfy the conditioned need for mindless consumption and consumerism

no thats gross and beta

get your filthy black hands off me, nigger

any tay man in?

Nope.

based black men

any gay man in?

remember, we all live in the best country in the world.

im gay and want immigration from countries where gay people are executed.

how does one leave Sup Forums forever?

wrong. you can be knowledgeable by unable to apply it. Intelligence is the application of knowledge.

literally impossible

post cp

ironic

are you happy with your life though?
could think of plenty of things I'd rather do than shitpost on here all day but can't afford it

are you one of those colon shaggers

why would somebody let a praying mantis eat their nip though?

Get any supermodel or 10/10 girl and I can tell them
"Let me go down on you for just 10 seconds and if you want me to stop, I'll stop"
Can guarantee they'll be begging me to stay

I'm shit at everything in life but God gave me a gift for going down on a girl. Funny thing is I used to barely do it

cp

Love eating pussy.

>Get any supermodel or 10/10 girl and I can tell them
>"Let me go down on you for just 10 seconds and if you want me to stop, I'll stop"
>Can guarantee they'll be begging me to stay

JANNYYYYYYY

Is it just me or are british people really bad at maths? I don't recall GCSE Maths including in-depth algebra but even Americans seem more advanced at the same age

people chatting in the street in front of my house

Couldn't even pass algebra 2 in high school m8

>Love eating pussy.

its just you, brainlet

in french too
sounds horrible

m8 americans don't learn differentation/integration until college

mathyank is a genius and makes /brit/ look bad

alri dave?

What's that got to do with calculating the cost of a round or the drug money?

the english exam system makes no sense
why on earth do we have multiple exam boards with their own exams for the same subjects?

never used algebra. and here i am living the life 30 years old and on a cool 20k a year

you don't know anything beady

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10 reasons why mathyank is an excellent poster on /brit/

uploaded by mathyank

>assuming they speak french in paris
racist

no logical reason for wanting immigration

GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY DESERT

Americans are the most powerful race in the world

love immigration me

l've known how to differentiate since 16

Had sex once

It's what the Jews want

Heard algebra wizards can see through walls, live to be at least 100 years old and never need to work.

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fuck off back to where you came from then

love jewesses me

this was unreal

racist

>I can apply the power rule so I can differentiate

um no sweaty x

it fills holes in labour market.
it means you get to live in other countries

>cool 20k a year

i well intend to, brother

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where's the evidence that my opinion is wrong??

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hurry the fuck up then you sunburnt kangaroo shagging nonce

hey guys, it's me alan

einstein was a top student you daft pillock

said wanting immigration

no one wants Australian students

>it means you get to live in other countries

The child's argument

Jewish nepotism made him into a superstar

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Ouch
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-42989091

>Some 10kg (22lb) of faeces was removed from his body two days before.

sucking a woman

g'day mate

eating a granny smith apple lads

jokes a bit old lad

>immigration is literally the ability to live in another country which some people find desirable

how is that a child's argument?
universities do because you pay a lot

been a while since i saw these, miss Lost threads

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why can't more journalists/publications be like the FT or the economist

one of the worse. might as well be eating one of those giant cooking apples

braeburn master race

this needed to be posted

learnt a great way to kill off stream redditors on twitch.

>get streamers email address assocated with steam account
>force the account to reset by multiple failed attempts
>ask for a reset code
>streamer gets text of new code
>because they're dumb they'll read out the text on stream (they do)
>take note of the code
>put in the code
>steal the address
>take the steam account

some hilarious videos on this