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Hi, Sup Forums, I'm a NEET PhD gay vegetarian Romanian in the UK (all higher education all in Britain though).

I thought recently about taking a cleaning job, since apparently I have to 'make conversation' at the office although my main job was to focused on important things. Caught my co-worker(s) talking shit about me, so I just quit.

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first time in Leeds
why UK is so depressing

ah yes
completely okay to firebomb a city to nothing if you were only presumably bombed first

Become a black nigger gay sex guy of muslim faith. They'll love you then. Maybe rape some British girls first.

hi fi streamers


y/n?

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But real lives are the reason
Why we want to live another life
We want to feel another time another time
Another time

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cute
be my bf

Anybody else watching forces of nature with Brian Cox on bbc4. Some real nature kino right here

yeah x

youtube.com/watch?v=papuvlVeZg8

just found this hidden gem

racist

nah

>Caught my co-worker(s) talking shit about me, so I just quit
imagine caring what your coworkers think

Link me up, lad.

Can I apply for a council flat in London? Don't I have to be a disabled black transgender single mum to get one?

what it called

Grow up baguette nigger.

Virgin

>Assembled in China
nah

any /toilboybutdrinking/ here?

wanna hang myself

bitch

>Can I apply for a council flat in London?

you can easily apply but priority tends to be given to more needy people

so do I

honhonhon

why

anyone can apply
but you probably won't get one if you're not a high priority

>tfw wrong post

wanted to answer

just get one of these instead
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doing a watch

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Go to America if you want to be a white European.

friday tomorrow
don't think i'll be getting drunk this weekend, just relaxing

good lad

How did BLACK Bitcoins become WHITE?

define relaxing

would any of you lads ever live in one of those "co-living" spaces?

like halls but newly built and with weekly cleaning

>want to get a new contract with the same network and keep my number
>cant do this, so I have to get a SIM with a different network, move my number to that then move it to my new contract

ahh yes 2018

>mobileposter
>posts about shitcoin so much his phone autocorrects 'Britons' to 'Bitcoins'

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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yeah if it was cheap enough

no lived in a shit tower block that the university built in the 60s, was hell

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could heem any cunt in this general

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Average sugar consumption in this country is 20kg per person per year

Some of these fat cunts waddling around must be eating 50kg a year, Mental.

rate the 'bab

the bradley posters (plural) are here

THE STATE OF HIM

>OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
sweaty its only three nos

how about I coat your face in hot cum lad?

investing in BLACK bitcoins

holy peng

I bet chinny's the autistic crossposter

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choon ya kno

I will never trust a german

there's something distinctly servile and lesser in the Irish face. It's as though they were designed to be servants to the Anglo-Saxon race

>hello user

As a lone male you have a chance of getting a one bed flat in a tower block that doesn't allow kids or pets

It's the families of 8 durka durkas that have to wait ages since there's not that many 7 bedroom council houses

how her eyelids flare out at the side so strangely really grosses me out

but we could make use of some zyklon B these days

looking at you faggot cyclists and scooturds

get out me face ye wee alien looking mongo

fucking state of you mate

imagine her sucking your dick
reckon it would be a transcendental experience

it's faster, cheaper and more fun by bike

You've been BTFO here, son. Go play with your spuds, you little green bog-trotting shit

why is it that CHILDRENS movies (marvel cape shit , star wars etc) get so much hype from ADULTS????

omg venom!! omg!!!! wow a black panther!!! wow so cool!!! han solo!!!! omg!!!! epic!!!

Do white South Africans actually like die antword? If they do they deserve the farm murders.

Clever marketing

Left and right wing runts are out of their minds, I'm intellectually superior because I align between, mhm
Oi what's that love? Centrist? Fence sitter?
No, I don't sit on the fence, I balance on the edge of the fence with one foot with my jumper over my eyes and head. I'm a RADICAL centrist, hehe

would an employer hire 2 people for 1 job if they agreed to split the pay down the middle?

Fuck off a taig like me could absolutely been you to death.

normies are just large children that are capable of sex

>watching BBC propaganda starring Brian Soyx

hate it when people say Nzers sound like saffas

My eyes are now open to the fact the ex was a bitch

doing physics now

I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

venom is getting rekt tbf

people only like disney produce because the bots get into the forums first and tell them how to think

Heem*

nonce

More like Cycleon B

>How did BLACK Bitcoins become WHITE?

still fully cackling at this a good 10 minutes later

have to have my wisdom teeth removed haha

going to ejaculate the ole penis

'fuck you mean only three nos
Yes its more fun to avoid dodgy cunts in the little streets of paris with my delivery van when toiling

would bludgeon you with bits of your cheap home furniture and then send you out to work in a barley field while keeping your sister as a mistress

did that last year
still have holes in my gums

I normally hate cape shit but if Tom hardy is in something I get all giddy and gooey so I’ll probably watch it.

I reckon it would be terribly disappointing like most realised dreams

lads if you want to have fucking wacko dreams pop 2 vitamin pills (so double dosing vitamin B6) in the morning, that night you will see some mad shit, especially if you dream a lot anyway

Just played the mutated jack fight in resident evil 7 in PSVR. Think it's the only game that has impressed me and doesn't feel like gimmicky sbit

Was actually just posting what I misread the title of the video as for comic effect.
Glad I got some laughs though :)

I just heard a voice from my computer that said something about turkey and being tied to tank treads. Doesnt seem to have come from anything I've had open. If I'm being hacked or something can you play the clip again?

that's a lot of nos are you going airsofting?

>sorted n sane lad lookin 4 same

why do I see this so much on Grindr? what does it mean?

eating pierogis with malt vinegar on top, stellar combination