Whats the verdict?

Whats the verdict?

Will it become a masterpiece like its sibling a decade later?

Are we not patrician enough now to judge it?

>alright gentlemen we have a good sci-fi movie concept here
>the only thing missing is casting
>quick! get me the most terrible young actor and actress currently out there

cara is cute

wtf is going on with her tits

>do a whole scene fighting over that drink
>they set it aside and leave it without taking a sip

Fifth Element became a retrospective classic in no small part because of Bruce Willis' chemistry with Milla Jovovich. Valerian doesn't even have that and ruined a decent comic series in the process.

haha they got her titties pushed so high

gettin squeezed

she ain't got much in the way of boobs

basically nobody likes the casting and the story is boring because the script is shit and leaves you not giving a fuck about any of it.

Is there a loud obnoxious token black guy in this flick?

no but there are jews

The only black guy i remember is the ministry leader, or some type of president who is charge of everything.

Damn she looks quite fine.

It's complete dogshit.

The title character looks like a teenager, has absolutely no screen presence, and no chemistry with cara or anybody else.

The plot is next to nonexistent, shit happens so you could see more CGI, which is overused, uninteresting.

The first three minutes of the movie where they show how Alpha came to be is more interesting than everything else that follows.

Waste of money, for everybody concerned.

Cara is a cute though, and as a vehicle for seeing her endearing lopsided gash of a smile, it's ok.

It wasn't good. The two main actors are not good or the script is unusually bad the whole thing felt stilted. Rhiana's scenes were bad and verging on pornographic. Cara looking good and some cool cgi was the only redeaming

I saw Dunkirk instead. Did I make the right choice?

>young actor
>31 years old
ummmmmm

kino

samefag.

It's good.

complete utter fucking trash but so is fifth element and star wars and every single genre "Flick". grow up bitch.

Go to bed, Luc. Before you get run over by a refugee.

What's up with her hair?

yes.

>he can't stop thinking about refugees

How dare you compare this shit heap to The Fifth Element. Back in '97 it was a hit because of the well done CGI, Chris Tucker and great action scenes. Valerian is what happens when you give some chinese kid a huge budget to make a computer movie.

chestlets are truly foul, disgusting creatures

Luc. Go to bed.

She looks like real world Gollum.

they arent that small

i liked it

any pusy pics??

>dat rectangle of a body
>dat rat face

Bane?

She is simply unattractive, cute face that is, the body of a boy.

literally a box

poor cara she will drown her bombed movie in coke and pussy

To be fair he looks a lot younger than that

i'll judge it after i see it. after whoever the hell is supposed to be distributing it actually SHOWS IT IN THE CINEMA.

she's french, they don't need huge tits like americans.

yeah. she does.

> cara

she can't act, she has no chemistry with her male partner because she's a lesbian and most men outside of the internet find her to be disturbingly androgynous.

She was never going to be a star outside of the fashion world, and I wonder which jew agent is pulling his hair out over her headlining in two huge flops now.

>hes never seen a female with long wet hair
Truly pathetic. I am better than you.

not saying that she looks particularly amazing, but you sperglords would fuck her in a heartbeat if you had the chance. except she wouldn't

thats your wet dream autismo

don't tell me they had her do a fighting scene in a bikini

Went to see it after eating some weed brownies, visually it was the best thing i've ever seen, but when i'm high bad acting sticks out like sore thumb so as you can imagine i was laughing like an idiot at pretty much everything that came out of their mouth.

did you jerk off during the scene

Nope, it was too short.

>tattoos
DROPPED

her tits are fine you mongoloids

Holy shit was this bad. It was basically Scooby Doo and the City of a Thousand Planets.
>The two leads have ZERO chemistry or acting ability
>Wrastle around even though they're not fucking, like that's a thing that just happens between non-siblings
>Clive Owen is introduced with the walking Chekov's Gun squad of robots
>They're Murder Bot 9000's, which are totally not evil
>characters basically call out their own traits
>Valerian plays himself up as a bad boy womanizer
>later in the movie says, with a straight face, how hardcore he follows rules
>straight up Scooby Doo style reveal and flashback of the entire conspiracy

Oh, and let's not forget Rhianna. She was baaaaaad. After the whole dance scene, which was...gratuitous at best, all of her lines sounded like they came from a different movie. They stuck out like a sore thumb, and of course her character had like one purpose before being offed.

Yes casting ruined it

For as stupid as the whole thing was, I think I could have enjoyed it with better leads. Both actors had the flattest, most disinterested deliveries. It reminded me of Channing Tatum in Jupiter Ascending. A pair of leads who took enjoyment in the pulp and could convincingly bicker would have made it fun.

all the rest is not you cretin

>Rhianna. She was baaaaaad
they said she was pretty ok

Based asking for pusy poster

go to google and search for her topless beach pics...tell me they are "fine"

It looks like she has the moobs of an 8th grade boy with gyno

I read that feminisst don't like it because the female lead isn't a stronk woman who save herself on every occasion, also she wears a dress...

>Will it become a masterpiece like its sibling a decade later?
But Fifth Element wasn't as trashed as this one, and certainly was quite popular with the audience.

Fuck off with the airbushed flattering lighting black and white photoshoot bullshots. Candids, selfies and press event photos only. I honestly would never fuck her if she was begging for my dick. I think she looks fucking disgusting and gross and ugly to boot. With her squashed pig nose, disproportionate eyebrows and sunken meth head gollum eyes. I bet she smells horrible. I rate her on the same level as Maisie Williams in terms of how unpleasant she is to look at, and I wouldn't fuck Maisie Williams either. I'm absolutely sure this meme of her being pretty and by extension her entire career is a result of Jewish plots or dick sucking of the right people for favours.

>not saying clive warren.
who assumed that nigga Riahnaia would be good?

These are correct.

I enjoyed the world/characters/overall themes and in-universe elements. In short, I'd watch more Valarian & Larueline but holy *fuck* they need a recast on one (or both) of them and an entirely new writer.

Apparently in the comics and animated series, V&L are some kind of timecops and get into policing the fabric of reality - which is IMO much more interesting than the story we got here.

When the biggest draws in Hollywood average age 42, yeah I'd say 31 is young.

okay...white man............let the nigz probagate her them.......lets see how that truns out................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

what a whore

This dyke has already had so many gallons of negro semen inside her that it's not worth your time to lie to yourself that she is remotely more attractive than the average girl you would find in an impoverished area of Devon.

yep they are fine. she even has perfect lil puffies

>Will it become a masterpiece like its sibling a decade later?

Are you talking about The Fifth Element which was 20 years ago? Or is there some kino I am not aware of?

Why?

We can make snide comments about her on the internet. She can't take that away from us.

I have her hairline

>she
>her

No tits, no ass, weird face, it's like the fashion and artistic world is completely dominated by LGBT degenerates pushing their standards and values on the masses.

yes yes

it's like the fashion and artistic world is completely dominated by money pushing their nepotism and values on the masses.

Where the fuck is her waist?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE'S 31 bwahahhaha

Fucking pathetic

Cara was good in it

>actress

LONDON
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Her face is... interesting

Her body is awful, no fucking hips

>jew tranny

No thanks

Why did she make him do it?

Was crashing this plane part of your plan?

...

>cara is cute
Yes, and that's literally the only thing she has got going for her.

Her defining characteristic is a trait

shes should just retire and join scientology

any pics of that bikini from the front?

those breasts look like implants, you can practically see the cut marks

>tattoos

kek the resemblence is uncanny

Skip this shit and watch a superior luc besson film

Dane looks soft.

>3 entire conversations consisting of nothing but Rhianna lyric quotes
Jesus christ

or
ya know


sunbathing

Is she wearing a burka?
No?
Therefore she must be a whore

>that unobstructed pubic bone
its a shame about her face, but I'd still fuck her

She is pretty. Sup Forums are bigger autists than /r9k/.