aisha and rasheed edition
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alri
'ri
I want to smell Emma Watson's farts.
about to do this will report back
sue
If you are having trouble dealing with getting older, remember these words of wisdom from an icon from the 70's...
"You are only as old as the child you feel".
Thank you again Mr Saville.
lads my bollocks on on FUCKING FIRE thanks to ye. FUCK OFF
>toil in 7 hours
any white anglo saxon CATHOLIC man in?
>toil in 7 hours
Any /r/UnresolvedMysteries man in?
>The UK government has said it would not be "appropriate" to block Bermuda's decision to repeal same-sex marriage.
>On Wednesday the British overseas territory became the first country in the world to pass, and then revoke, the law, replacing gay marriage with domestic partnerships.
People hate when the government interferes in overseas territory's affairs because it's modern day colonialism
Now people are butthurt that the government won't overrule an overseas territory's government because they disagree with that government's decision
Can't win
youtube.com
pretty cool lads
why not though
it's not as bad for your lungs as baccy
your choice I guess
2/10, spine too pointy
toil centre still very quiet spent nearly 4 hours reading a book today
>he still hasn't posted on /toil/
SAD!
*runs up to you making a ssss noise like a snake*
*waves my hands in your face*
*climbs up to your ear, still makes the ssss noise*
*softly whispers "sex wee" into your ear*
*scuttles away*
>toil in 11 hours
toil on the morrow
*becomes a girl*
Yes
>toil in 11 hours
This is someone's son
>Alexander Son of Philip was of a neglectful handsomness: His Hair curled naturally, and was yellow; yet they say there was something stern in his countenance.
- Aelian, Roman rhetoric teacher
>"He scorned sensual pleasures to such an extent that his mother was anxious lest he be unable to beget offspring."
- Curtius Rufus, a Roman historian
>For he had the hair of a lion and one eye was blue, and he looked upon a defensive attack the same as a lion would."
-Callisthenes, court historian of Macedonia
>Apelles, in painting him, made him too dark and swarthy. He was of a fair colour, and red on his breast particularly, and in his face.
-Plutarch
>When Philoxenus, the leader of the seashore, wrote to Alexander that there was a youth in Ionia whose beauty has yet to be seen and asked him in a letter if he (Alexander) would like him (the boy) to be sent over, he (Alexander) responded in a strict and disgusted manner: "You are the most hideous and malign of all men."
-Plutarch
>But as for the other captive women, although they were surpassingly stately and beautiful, he passed them by as though they were lifeless images.
-Plutarch
>[T]he strong commander with one eye dark as the night and one blue as the sky.
-Arrian, Greek historian
>anime toil
anime has to be in everything you fucks post in, huh? sad!
the gf
OwO with a benis :DDDDD???
any white greek orthodox man in?
>HEADphones
Why YES I DO want everyone in a 20 metre radius to know what songs I'm listening to
just bought two grams of coke outside fucking nandos the guy was having flame grilled peri peri chicken or some shit he stood there talking about his dinner and it's just like come on mate having a hooded asian man leaning in your car window is bad enough when it's for a puropse not talking about chicken
Toil 2-10 tomorrow.
TOIL CONSUMING ME
ALL THAT I AM
NOTHING BUT WORK
what are some good self improvement books to read
trying to make a change this year
lads
...
how to win friends and influence people
good dog
>WHAT A CUTE PUPPER!
can't even bench 100kg lol
which one is sneed
You Must Change Your Life
toil at the amazon factory tommorow
my arms shake after carrying the shopping
ah yes this definitely affects you and is definitely something that you should get annoyed about
>Asian
Paki?
Don't think I will paki bastard
>birthday in 57 minutes
>at cinema
>film ends
>stand up
>"Cheque please!"
>cinema erupts into laughter, cheering
In order:
>The Gospels of Mark and John
>Genesis and Exodus
>Romans and Galatians
>1 John
>Matthew and Luke
>Acts
>Ephesians
>Colossians
Any after that is an added plus. Any questions?
lmao calm down why so angry it's not healthy
Big fan of Brexit
GOOD post mate
Ive quit 5 weeks ago (10-12 cigs a day) and the first two weeks were so shite and I was so angry at every little thing that I'm not puffing any smoke again, I find it almost disgusting now.
the bible is a very boring book
crossposting sycophant
just keeping accountability :3
at the mobile toil station
want a drug gf
Listening to Pooey Poowis and the Poos
>the bible is a very boring book
at least it's not the JJB warehouse
Hi paki.
£50k a year
>Big fan of Brexit
>the Bible is A book
>>Big fan of Brexit
holy mother of PENG
*eyes pop out of head like a cartoon*
AWOO-GA AWOO-GA
hubba hubba
*panting noises*
VERY good post
2/10
>>>Big fan of Brexit
>>the Bible is A book
it was nice
always chuckle at this
grug no believe in sky father
grug smart
Gonna need a pic of the blonde qt off question time stat
Toiling at the post office sortign letters while standing next to the sweaty australian "depression isn't real" nutter who has cum stains on his shirt.
Im living the life.
>>>>Big fan of Brexit
more hot when you imagine that rasheed cock busting her tight white cuny, blowing supreme seed into her egg sack
>>>>>Big fan of Brexit
>>>>>Big fan of Brexit
shaved a patch of hair off my arm
looks stupid
>>>>>>Big fan of Brexit
>more hot when you imagine that rasheed cock busting her tight white curry
>>>>>>>Big fan of Brexit
im a rorke but i dont even give a fuck about white slags getting abused by rasheeds they deserve it and it turns me on
>>>>>>>Big fan of Brexit
state of you mate
the workout
Think I don't have a gf because I don't want one bad enough
I miss hatposting
>the Bible isn't a book
>>>>>>>>Big fan of Brexit
...
rorkes OUT
fair
Business idea: rorkolding
>>>>>>>>>Big fan of Brexit
state of women
and when you gaze into the abyss....