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aisha and rasheed edition

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alri

'ri

I want to smell Emma Watson's farts.

about to do this will report back

sue

If you are having trouble dealing with getting older, remember these words of wisdom from an icon from the 70's...

"You are only as old as the child you feel".

Thank you again Mr Saville.

lads my bollocks on on FUCKING FIRE thanks to ye. FUCK OFF

>toil in 7 hours

any white anglo saxon CATHOLIC man in?

>toil in 7 hours

Any /r/UnresolvedMysteries man in?

>The UK government has said it would not be "appropriate" to block Bermuda's decision to repeal same-sex marriage.

>On Wednesday the British overseas territory became the first country in the world to pass, and then revoke, the law, replacing gay marriage with domestic partnerships.

People hate when the government interferes in overseas territory's affairs because it's modern day colonialism

Now people are butthurt that the government won't overrule an overseas territory's government because they disagree with that government's decision

Can't win

youtube.com/watch?v=Z_kfM-BmVzQ

pretty cool lads

why not though
it's not as bad for your lungs as baccy
your choice I guess

2/10, spine too pointy

toil centre still very quiet spent nearly 4 hours reading a book today

>he still hasn't posted on /toil/
SAD!

*runs up to you making a ssss noise like a snake*
*waves my hands in your face*
*climbs up to your ear, still makes the ssss noise*
*softly whispers "sex wee" into your ear*
*scuttles away*

>toil in 11 hours

toil on the morrow

*becomes a girl*

Yes

>toil in 11 hours

This is someone's son

>Alexander Son of Philip was of a neglectful handsomness: His Hair curled naturally, and was yellow; yet they say there was something stern in his countenance.
- Aelian, Roman rhetoric teacher

>"He scorned sensual pleasures to such an extent that his mother was anxious lest he be unable to beget offspring."
- Curtius Rufus, a Roman historian

>For he had the hair of a lion and one eye was blue, and he looked upon a defensive attack the same as a lion would."
-Callisthenes, court historian of Macedonia

>Apelles, in painting him, made him too dark and swarthy. He was of a fair colour, and red on his breast particularly, and in his face.
-Plutarch

>When Philoxenus, the leader of the seashore, wrote to Alexander that there was a youth in Ionia whose beauty has yet to be seen and asked him in a letter if he (Alexander) would like him (the boy) to be sent over, he (Alexander) responded in a strict and disgusted manner: "You are the most hideous and malign of all men."
-Plutarch

>But as for the other captive women, although they were surpassingly stately and beautiful, he passed them by as though they were lifeless images.
-Plutarch

>[T]he strong commander with one eye dark as the night and one blue as the sky.
-Arrian, Greek historian

>anime toil

anime has to be in everything you fucks post in, huh? sad!

the gf

OwO with a benis :DDDDD???

any white greek orthodox man in?

>HEADphones

Why YES I DO want everyone in a 20 metre radius to know what songs I'm listening to

just bought two grams of coke outside fucking nandos the guy was having flame grilled peri peri chicken or some shit he stood there talking about his dinner and it's just like come on mate having a hooded asian man leaning in your car window is bad enough when it's for a puropse not talking about chicken

Toil 2-10 tomorrow.

TOIL CONSUMING ME

ALL THAT I AM

NOTHING BUT WORK

what are some good self improvement books to read
trying to make a change this year

lads

...

how to win friends and influence people

good dog

>WHAT A CUTE PUPPER!

can't even bench 100kg lol

which one is sneed

You Must Change Your Life

toil at the amazon factory tommorow

my arms shake after carrying the shopping

ah yes this definitely affects you and is definitely something that you should get annoyed about

>Asian
Paki?

Don't think I will paki bastard

>birthday in 57 minutes

>at cinema
>film ends
>stand up
>"Cheque please!"
>cinema erupts into laughter, cheering

In order:
>The Gospels of Mark and John
>Genesis and Exodus
>Romans and Galatians
>1 John
>Matthew and Luke
>Acts
>Ephesians
>Colossians
Any after that is an added plus. Any questions?

lmao calm down why so angry it's not healthy

Big fan of Brexit

GOOD post mate

Ive quit 5 weeks ago (10-12 cigs a day) and the first two weeks were so shite and I was so angry at every little thing that I'm not puffing any smoke again, I find it almost disgusting now.

the bible is a very boring book

crossposting sycophant

just keeping accountability :3

at the mobile toil station

want a drug gf

Listening to Pooey Poowis and the Poos

>the bible is a very boring book

at least it's not the JJB warehouse

Hi paki.

£50k a year

>Big fan of Brexit

>the Bible is A book

>>Big fan of Brexit

holy mother of PENG

*eyes pop out of head like a cartoon*

AWOO-GA AWOO-GA

hubba hubba

*panting noises*

VERY good post

2/10

>>>Big fan of Brexit

>>the Bible is A book

it was nice

always chuckle at this

grug no believe in sky father
grug smart

Gonna need a pic of the blonde qt off question time stat

Toiling at the post office sortign letters while standing next to the sweaty australian "depression isn't real" nutter who has cum stains on his shirt.

Im living the life.

>>>>Big fan of Brexit

more hot when you imagine that rasheed cock busting her tight white cuny, blowing supreme seed into her egg sack

>>>>>Big fan of Brexit

>>>>>Big fan of Brexit

shaved a patch of hair off my arm
looks stupid

>>>>>>Big fan of Brexit

>more hot when you imagine that rasheed cock busting her tight white curry

>>>>>>>Big fan of Brexit

im a rorke but i dont even give a fuck about white slags getting abused by rasheeds they deserve it and it turns me on

>>>>>>>Big fan of Brexit

state of you mate

the workout

Think I don't have a gf because I don't want one bad enough

I miss hatposting

>the Bible isn't a book

>>>>>>>>Big fan of Brexit

...

rorkes OUT

fair

Business idea: rorkolding

>>>>>>>>>Big fan of Brexit

state of women

and when you gaze into the abyss....