What is the Jewiest thing you've ever done?

What is the Jewiest thing you've ever done?

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Stole a bunch of change from a girl at my school

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masturbated to an extra curvy piece of matzah

dating an isreali :/ shes sleeping on facetime right now save me pol

put my penis inside of a jewish woman.

same

Defiled a lady without a foreskin

Get circumcised

I literally funded both sides of WWI and in the ensuing chaos made a fortune lending money to desperate countries and then manipulated Great Britain into letting a bunch of my people settle in occupied Palestine. Shit was cash.

I used my shovel in my backyard to move one anthill onto another, and then watched them fight.

i rented out my comicbook to like 3 people in exchange for food since i forgot to bring lunch

>be me
>See the philando castile shooting
>Buy Philandocastile.com
>Flood it with amazon affiliate ads
>Profit

Check the KEK statue at the bottom for proof :)

Fucking winrar

My names Judas, you may have read about me in the bible. I literally sold out Jesus for a handful of shekels.

Allahu akbarred whatever the cia told me to

I'm a son to a Jewish mother. :^)

I once made a kid give me a dime for a stick of gum.

Did it come out

i think my ad blocker prevented it from appearing

I bought a bunch of expensive equipment online to use for my student film, then sent it back for a refund after I was done

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Top kek

I picked up a penny off the ground.

I used to hack runescape accounts in middle school

Probably.

Either way, I have made about 3k off of nigs buying BLM t shirts haha

fucking saved

Reported for antisemitism.

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Underrated.

My grandmother is Jewish as fuck tbqh famiglia

wew

I remember when you came here looking for suggestions about what to do with the domain. You make any kind of money off it yet?

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When companies fuck with me or businesses piss me off I demand to talk to the person in charge and then threaten them with talking to their higher up until I get coupons/refunds/whatever. I'm an honorary kike.

stole $300 from my dads credit card when I was like 11.

not as jewish tho, I got caught.

Oy vey, it's like anudda shower!

Bought puts on the SPY ahead of BREXIT.
Went long GDX in February.
Currently buying CHK.
I like being jewish desu.

>trading objects that may rise in value for a consumable with no way to recoup that cost
>Jewy

Yeah about 3.5k.

Not that much but for a 20 dollar investment it feelz breddy good senpai

Here have a penis

>2014
>The Fappening implicates iCloud
>Apple stock drops about 10 points due to negative press
>think: "hmmm. all these whining hipster faggots buy is iShit. thatll bounce back"
>BUY BUY BUY
>stock bounces back plus more because iWatch
>SELL SELL SELL
mfw sjw cucks lined the pockets of the white man they claim to hate

>hack runescape accounts
Like with an axe?

Shit, nice to hear. I wonder if some other (((guy))) bought up the domain name rights for this latest dead dindu in Milwaukee.

You got zykon B and a room with a tube?

lightly held the 4lb bag of grapes I was buying at walmart on the scale in one of the self check out stations so I was only paying for about 1.5 pounds of grapes

i rented it out to 3 people at the same time. they ended up fighting about who's turn it was to look at it while i sat back and enjoy the profits(lunch).

police are on their way, your ip has been traced

see ya later

thats pretty fucking good

>i can can control nanograms
No you can't

No idea. I know I didn't, go check. not too hard to make a profit off of irrational people. Sometimes having the mentality of a big nosed man has its perks. Good luck (((goy)))!

what

he held 2.5 lbs

Back in the late nineties (pre paypal) I did really mean things on Ebay.

>> Looks like you just won the auction for this top of the line gaming computer, and boy did you get it for steal. Looks like I'm going to take a huge loss on this one. Anyway, a deal's a deal. Please send money order to this PO BOX and then I will get your item right out to you.

Nice

>Be me
>Not brush my teeth today

oh shit thats what people try doing now but it doesnt work

you're a real devil

A goy has to goy bro.

Damn, that is pretty Jewy.

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Ignore slide threads. Go bump this thread.

>go to friendly neighbourhood robit
>weigh my shit please
>have 4 lbs grapes
>please wait for accurate measurement
>solomon over here is able to hold the bag half on half off to not trip out the display and stop it for more than .00001 seconds

the scales arent very good at walmart silly eskimo

Theyre good enough for the walmart scalejew

I don't feel good about it, senpai. But I was 16 years old and the money was just too nice.

You are a hero. WEW LAD

(((public school)))

shooters should be aryans or nazis

i worked as a supervisor for political canvassers for a pro-common core, democrat candidate. the candidate was funded by a superPAC so i made literally enough money from one summer of work to buy a new truck (which i did) and it was only a school board election kek. i hated the candidate i trained people to campaign for and the opponent seemed like a decent fellow (he lost.) i did it strictly for the shekels

lending money with interest

Blood libel

>get my hands university books that are used but in good condition for free
>use them myself
>sell at almost full price when I have passed the course

Made over $ 1500 this way, and never paid for a book

I used to gyp people out of change when I paid for things at convenience stores.

nothing more than a quarter, at most. I just liked doing it just to see if I could get away with it.

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>Jewish?
I think it's more so the most sinister and/or alarming thing I've done.

>Sup Forums gets raided by cuck posters one month
>heavily drunk
>boot up pornmd
>search Jewish cuckold
>"""BBC"""steps in to wreck this middle aged Jewish harlot
>fapping with the most devilish grin on my face
>Her cuck husband is filming this
>realize her ancestors survived the holocaust so she could end her Jewish bloodline with some ape in a sexual fetish
>another Jewish bloodline has been destroyed
>hardest cumshot in a LONG time
>I slept great that night

One time I dressed up as Harley Quinn for Halloween because my pervert uncle wanted me to. I even did an accurate impersonation of her voice. Everybody legit thought I was a girl because I did such a good makeup and voice job. I feel like a kyke to this day, but I'd swear it wasn't my fault. I hate my uncle for it and my parents never let me see him again except on Christmas and thanksgiving.

Built a snowman.

Penny pinch and invest in physical gold.