>tfw u will never be a bird
Tfw u will never be a bird
Henry Edwards
Brandon Nguyen
...
Liam Nguyen
Cockatoos are god tier for reaction pics
Brody Green
what is the name of this little fat shit species
Jackson Ortiz
I always tell people I got a giant ass cockatoo. Takes them a second but they giggle afterwards.
Gavin Jenkins
Why live?!
Sebastian Sullivan
>ywn be a duck owner
Christopher Thomas
did he died
Lucas Ross
literally autism tier joke
Brayden Rodriguez
>the movie has a training montage
Luke Sanchez
>implying you will live long enough to fly
Zachary Brooks
Brayden Lopez
...
Connor Perez
The thread that redeemed Sup Forums.
Aiden Morales
>the joke character suddenly gets serious
Jayden Green
>ywn never be knighted by king birdo
Nolan Green
"You and what army?!"
Hudson Rogers
Ye
Blake King
...
Michael Anderson
Is it degenerate to ejaculate on a bird?
Carson Wood
>the movie contains scenes that have no explicit meaning
Ayden Jackson
Try me, punk.
Blake Turner
...
Joshua Taylor
Someone give rundown on this meme
Jackson Cooper
niggers
Parker Miller
This is unironically the best thread on Sup Forums in ages.
Michael Barnes
Someone needs to blast that thing with a Spas-12 before it gets any bigger.
Jaxson Martinez
>tfw no bf
Nicholas Stewart
birbs r vry impotent
Zachary Gray
...
Adam Lopez
cuckatoos
Julian Hall
im a bird
Kayden Bennett
>tfw you will never run snek court
Austin Jenkins
Did anyone ever see that movie about Penguins in the Vietnam War?
youtube.com
Brayden Price
fuk snek
shellies 4lyfe
Hunter Bell
...
Wyatt Gray
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Adam Watson
>atheists think random mutations created this
Jaxon Gomez
...
Levi Rogers
...
Brody Rodriguez
its true
its a secret though
so dont share
Liam Anderson
tfw pird :--DD
Camden Jones
nite Sup Forums
Matthew Walker
...
Liam Kelly
I'm sorry your tiny christcuck brain is unable to grasp the concept of macro evolution
Angel Hughes
tfw no qt birb friendo
Michael Wood
Kill yourself frogposter
Carson Hughes
>you will never be supreme champion of anything
Sebastian Lopez
Kayden Martinez
This is the craziest thing. How exactly does a chick survive this?
Evan Stewart
howe tew bocme pird?
Joseph Anderson
>macro evolution
>a """theory""" which is laughably incomplete, unobservable, and fails both in simulations and field work
Christian Adams
DONT SMASH BIRB
Jaxon Jones
hatch brom egg :DDD
Ethan White
>*and the only viable theory
Asher Morgan
BWC
David Rivera
Ducks are really cute and innocent looking for a creature that exists only to rape.
Tyler Miller
>How exactly does a chick survive this?
It doesn't, haha.
Angel Lewis
Do you have proof for your conjectures?
Camden Sanders
That one actually survived :)
Parker Bell
TFW NO Bird Pet :-(
Ian Gomez
I always wanted to have a parrot, but they are too much commitment. Especially the smart ones like cockatoos and African Greys
Benjamin Gutierrez
Not random mutations, it's evolution by sexual selection.
This is what happens when you have no predators hunting you, plenty of food and you let women choose.