Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Why couldn't April have been a badass gunslinger in the cartoon instead of a stupid reporter?

She was white in the cartoon

Wasn't she a scientist that worked for Blister Stockboy in the original Mirage comic?

they don't have badass gunslingers in New York City

unless they're hired killers

and then she'd have been a bad guy

>white
Fucking disgusting.

Wasn't she also a magical drawing brought to life by her wishful father?

Or an angry old lady!

>Trans Campbell art

Fucking disgusting.

>Being disgusted by transpeople
You're a monster.

Fred Wolf deserves some credit for that. I assume NBC said "no."

Shouldn't you be in a Steven Universe containment thread right about now?

Monster

We don't talk about vol 4

April fucked a cockroach in that issue.

It's canon.

You don't like Poison?

Good times...

What's your point neatoman?

Poison is female
The only confusion came from trying to get a man hitting a woman past the censors stateside

Sophie go home.

So basically you want Elisa Maza from gargoyles. It's fine, April is basically a downgraded version of Elisa in both abilty and character desu.

It was an asspull yeah, but it's still official and has been ever since they first said it.

Capcom's official stance is now "Whatever. We're sick of answering this. Pick whatever gender you feel like, we don't care anymore."

Leo, a character from Tekken is ambiguous too. We don't know it it's a male or a female.

Please. Vol. 4 is worlds better than that fanfiction-tier shit IDW churns out.

How and why?

Uhhh...no.

As of tag tournament two she's a female, sorry. You can put her in cute bikinis.

Yes this is the first time we see that she's a girl because before we thought it was a boy.

kek, 87 toon is the original fanfiction.

>As of tag tournament two she's a female

Just because she "identifies" as female doesn't mean she don't gotta dick down there.

You don't choose your gender. What you got between your legs is what you are. America and its shitty LGBT lobby is a shithole right now.

Just shut up.

There was no way that gun would have made it into an 80s cartoon, it would have had to have been a ray gun, and used only on robots, weapons, and other inanimate objects.

No, you can't choose your sex. Gender is fluid.

Sex and gender aren't synonyms. Get a clue.

Brainwashed faggot is brainwashed. Gender is fate. Deal with it fag.

Until Capcom releases official artwork of her exposed, unpixelated crotch, there will always be doubt.

>tl;dr you're into futas and you can't cope with it

this thread took a turn...

I think you're confused, it's the trannies who are monsters.

Who cares about the Schroedinger's Penis.

Poison has rockin' tits.

>unpixelated

But Capcom's a Japanese company, user.

They CAN'T release unpixelated genital artwork.

We'll never know. NEVER!

>unless they're hired killers
>version of TMNT where April is just Revy
Muh dick

Bleh. She's a smoker.

Shut the fuck up Boco.

Yes sir, but smokers are still disgusting.

April's probably the most versatile character in the TMNT main cast. Splinter, Shredder and the Turtles are usually more or less the same, but April? She's been a down-to-earth young woman who took in the turtles after they saved her life, basically Lois Lane without any romantic tension, an antiques dealer, a kunoichi, a teenage psychic kunoichi, she's even been retconned into being a magically-created being in V4... April can be pretty much anything as long as she's a woman who gets involved in the Turtles' lives.

Wait, what?

You saw it! You can't unsee it!