Can we have a serious discussion about nude scenes in shows and movies and how they add nothing to the plot?

can we have a serious discussion about nude scenes in shows and movies and how they add nothing to the plot?

Have you seen Old Boy?

dont worry, therell be more and more gay penises on screen in years to come my fruity friend

I personally skip all sex scenes. It's especially annoying because it adds nothing and makes it insufferable to watch with family.

should i enhance the video of her scene to add to my collection or am i too tired and want to go to sleep? humm..

No, because I am not a beep-boop autist who thinks elements of a work of entertainment must perfectly add up like a mathematical equation

Once you grow up you won't care as much about your mommy seeing you watch R-Rated movies and shows.

>neet live at home
>have to watch GOT in the living room
>dad only watched random episodes early on, saw a lot of titties
>tonight said "they dont really have sex scenes like the earlier seasons"
>she started stripping and he said "about time there is something in this show for me!"

kek

i don't care about this particular scene but you are doing excellent work m8

It's the price of diversity. We have to waste a good 7 minutes in a fast ending series so we can show some diverse ass and tits.

I claim biel

Sup rebbit

isnt it awk and weird to watch that shit with your dad?

Faaaaaaag

MEW has the ass of a GOD.

they could have implied they had sex and still made it work

translation: I see naked women so often how could it be impactful losers

The plot isn't important enough that every scene needs to further it

Sure is plebbit in here

They don't have to. People like watching them, including myself.

Not really, he is old, im pretty old to be a NEET too.
At this point I dont even give a fuck

No? Grow up.

scarlet in under the skin had better.. hell even biel in poweder blue had better ass

>tonights episode had a "sex" scene between two side characters, one of whom is literally castrated, that nobody gives a shit
simply ebin

These are the posts that remind me girls post on Sup Forums. If you saw half as much nice dick as we do nice tits, you'd be fine with it.

Nope. Nearly thirty, anytime I catch a movie with my mom and little sister we all stare at the ceiling and laugh uncomfortably

>castrated people can't have sex

?

I also watch movies at 5x speed with the script in-hand. I get the full experience and save myself time.

Kek

What about his wife and kids bruh.

>even Biel

Why wouldn't Biel have a better ass?

had to dl that lake bell joint for myself when i saw a webm, wew.

scarjo and biel both have 10/10 asses

can someone post webm or hires pics of this nigress from tonights episode?

Fuck off underage

kill yourself dumb puritan amierlard. sex is an integral part of the human experience, its only natural that a medium that aspires to capture the human condition should show it

I'll take this thread to ask this. What can you post on Sup Forums? NSWF I mean. I know tits are a big no no, but what about ass? I've seen threads with tits even in bikinis deleted straight away but threads with asses stay up. Why is that?

Kek, hello newfag. Thanks for lurking.
It depends entirely on the janitors and mods. Any game of thrones nudity is "allowed" because it increases traffic.

mom?

>newfag

I've been here since Glau posting was a thing boy. But you probably don't know what that is...

wanna know how I know you're under 18?

yes

In anime Plot and Backstory are the most important things.

It help waking up when the film is meh
else if I wanted to looked a naked girls I'd just watch some porn

My mother complained about those scenes in Narcos all the time but she's a 67 years old italian lady so I guess that's just her being prude.
Personally I think it serves to make the characters look more human rather than script-reading robots who smoke a cig between lines.

>life imitates art
if you think that sex stuff in Sup Forums is "pointless" safe bet you are a virgin or at least bitter about your sex life (or lack of sex life)

Maybe I just don't want to watch softcore porn with my family.

In the 00s a bunch of shows got cancelled because they had massive budgets that didn't justify the audience the brought in.
Sex and nudity was turned up in big budget shows after that because the nudity brights eyeballs.

>New tv series comes out
>Sex scene in the first 5 minutes so normies dont get bored

I fucking hate this so much

Yeah in these times it's more or less used for this reason.
That said in actual films they still have their raison d'être.

sex scenes can genuinely add elements to films though that implying wouldnt be able to do. e.g.
>Blue is the Warmest Colour
>A History of Violence
>Post Tenenbras Lux
>Irreversible
the sex scenes in GoT are just there to satisfy neck beards sexual fantasies

I mean brings* eyebealls.

if I wanted to see naked chicks I'd watch porn, not some softcore romance scene

Spike Lee's Oldboy is the superior film and if you think otherwise you should probably go back to rebbit.

>nudity or sex equals softcore porn

You're definitely American.

>lake bell joint
movie name?

this

>Prithee, m'Lady, might I throw my gaze upon your rumpscuttle?
>Yes, my dear, inch those court appearance trousers down to revel thy magnificent can
>Oh my indeed
>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
>What is that over there, schnuckums?
>*Teleports behind you*
>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
>*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...
>*Playful chortle*
>That's it, reveal yourself to me
>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
>*SNIFF*
>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties
>*SNIFF*
>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
>Come on lass, you know what I require
>SQUEEEELDGE BOOOOOOOOOR BITOW POW POW BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP

For some reason people who only experience sex virtually equate needing fanservice in media to being heterosexual. It's a pretty obvious defense mechanism

this

they are for kids that just entered puberty

once you grow up a bit you realize how little they add to the story, its just for the plebs

Advanced autism

Why?

What do you use to do that?

Nude scenes emphasise the frailty of the human form, and are needed for the audience to understand the characters on a neolithic or almost primal level.

Bravo nudity bravo.

Imagine you're an inbred europoor with the attention span of a primary school dropout. You begin watching but the characters are talking too much with too many big words. Let's say your attention is like a progression bar.
>Just start watching - 100%
>Character talk to much - 60%
>Subplots to hard too follow - 40%
>WHOA DUDE BOOBIES LMAO - 110%
>Character talk to much - 80%
etc

yeah, the one in AHoV was weird but definitely helped express what the characters were feeling

sometimes they can go on too long though

they can be a plot point themselves - like bilquis in american gods (unlike the fucking gay djinn scene which went on WAY too long)

Most of Sup Forums has never even spoken to a girl let alone been in love.

So naturally they act like the grumpy, petulant shut-ins that they are anytime a show reminds them that it exists and is a powerful motivator.

Grumpy, petulant shut-ins like you OP.

You fat fucking loser.

>Grumpf, petulant shut-ins
>You fat fucking loser
Show me that roastie whore

after effects im guessing

I remember being super pleased with Black Sails when they totally got rid of all the superfluous violence and sex because it was completely distracting from the plot of the show.

i'd waste my white genes on her if you know what i mean

They could have a have also just gave a recap of him being imprisoned but that would make just as little sense as your suggestion.

they add blood to my dick

Yeah and you could've been an implied faggot and still shitpost.

But noooooo, you just had to gobble the cock, didn't you?

What does violence add to the plot? Americans baka

Yesterday's Missandei/Grey worm scene has to be the most jarring and pointless in the show yet.

I never thought I'd have to cringe through more than straight five minutes of forced eunuch drama ending in cunnilingus, with the most uncomfortable nude scene in history of TV. But boy I did.

this is true

I hate all nude scenes and love plots cause I can't relate to it

you're enjoying a movie and suddenly the main character is fucking a girl, like what the hell man

Humans are sexual beings and like tits and ass.

Fuck off christfag.

When you get married, and quit smoking weed and start paying taxes you will realize how pointless game of thrones is. The show is a kike cash grab.

Just skip through it, fool. Neither of those characters ever say anything useful anyway, so even if you skip all their dialogue you'll miss absolutely nothing.

Nice James Joyces larping.

It adds to the plot bruh

I'm just upset that budget is going to paying for those actors' extra lines, filming, and alloted time is being wasted in long overstretched scenes about the soap-operish dramatic scene of eunuch lovemaking when it adds absolutely nothing to the narrative or story progression.

It's an egregious example of how bad the narrative has gotten on this show the more it has stretched from the books. I don't know who to blame more, D&D for being hacks or GRRM for thinking he'd finish his series before the show came out, only to have ADWD released on 2011, and TWOW still nowhere in sight.

That fucking hip to waist ratio, though. I bet it's impossible for her to find clothes that fit.

Do the bit where Missandei is crawling back onto the bed. Too dark to see but there might have been vag

Your condition may be genetic, you're doing us a favor by not reproducing

Where is this scene from and what is the context? I need it for research...


She seems like she isn't trying that hard to cover and it makes the scene sexier

well did you and your sister fuck?

At work now but I'll do it when I get home

if you don't want to see tits go read a book

Nude scenes with no actual nudity can fuck off.

If plot is all you care about, go read books. No silly visuals or sounds to get in the way.

Why is Missandrei so fucking cute?
I can't believe we don't have threads about her more often.
Seeing her tits was like a gift from the gods.

game of thrones s4e08

fucking flyovers

Well shit Might have to watch this shitty show now just to see this bitch get fucked.

She did get fucked right?

There arent that much nice tits though, most hollywood women are either flat or pancake tit'd.

HBO always shoehorns them in. Even one in the fucking John Adams mini series

...

Post her butt

*Deep breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH