Lil rock x siri raunch romp

>Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson today announced that he's teamed up with Apple for a movie that co-stars Apple's AI-based personal assistant, Siri.

>According to the poster tweeted by Johnson, the movie is called "The ROCKxSIRI Dominate the Day." There are no details on how long the film is or what it's about, but it apparently debuts tomorrow on Apple's YouTube channel.

>The film will premiere on Apple's YouTube channel on Monday, July 24, but it's not yet clear what time it will debut.

>This is the second time Apple has teamed up with a partner to release a short film. Last month, Apple highlighted "Détour," a film French director Michel Gondry shot on the iPhone in partnership with Apple and in a decidedly more Apple style.

>The project with Dwayne Johnson is unusual, but it comes at a time when Apple is preparing to release the Siri-based HomePod, so that may be why the company has decided to promote its personal assistant in a fun and unique way.

youtube.com/watch?v=ufBLI6bB9sg

how far can this guy's head go up his own ass?

They really have no respect for us plebes

Iphones users have to pay to watch the movie LeL

Is this going to be litty?

Why are do black people not get called or treated as sell outs when they constantly whore them self out?
Is it a culture thing?

lil beach iphone day raunch romp

Far enough that he's even going to run for president

...

The Rock is Polynesian you dumb motherfucker

>The absolute state of cinema in 2017

He's half African-Canadian

this.

now movies exist not to tell an interesting story but to sell products only

>yfw Siri cinematic universe

a dystopian future where Apple controls the world?

Looks black to me

He's black, white and Samoan

AppWHO?

DUDE IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY LMFAO

she was in Lego Batman too

Fuck you YouTube shill, getting my hopes up.

Pissing myself literally, and figuratively over here

Siri, Cortana and the Google Assistant team up to defeat the evil rotary telephone.

how could that little chink fuck that giant?

Siri vs Alexa: Annhilation

One of the rock's life goals was to hijack a commercial plane?

Waiting for the inevitable edit into the twin towers.

#litty
#raunchfest

Nothing can surprise me at this point

she looks nothing like siri

Lol, was that Hiroki?

>that Wilhelm scream

>now

lotsa CRITICS itt desu senpaitachi

They shoop her eyes to make her look wapanese