Aww shit son!

aww shit son!

Dio is out to kick your ass, your favorite super is now your stand.
how do you last?

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I'll defeat him with my stand [LEATHER REBEL]

Realistically, unless your pick is a guy with time powers or someone to whom time is irrelevant like Flash, you're fucked. A normal human simply doesn't have the durability to tank a single The World or vampire hit.

Forgot pic

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Behold! [THE SPIDER ANS THE FLY]!

Dio dun goofed

That's not even fair

Go, [ONE SHOT TWO SHOT]!

Fuck you he's my favorite

「ITSY BITSY」

Chances are actually good you still lose.

The problem is how stands work. Superman is absurdly powerful, BUT as a result of that his range as a stand will be short as shit. So his flight and speed are of limited use, because he can't be more than a couple of meters from you as the stand user at any time. More powerful stand = shorter range. Always been true.

That means that Dio should have ample opportunity to get close enough to end the fight. One ZA WORLD drop, and he has 7-8 seconds to walk up and insta-kill the stand user. You and supes won't even see it coming. One second you will be find, and the next your head won't be attached to your body at instant speed.

At that point, supes evaporates. Because if you die, your stand dies too. He doesn't have to actually fight supes, he just has to get close enough that, given 7 seconds of total freedom of action, he can kill you.

Given his superhuman speed and strength, that 7 second window is hardly a small area.

>not [SPIDERS FROM MARS]

「S U N S E T S U P E R M A N」

> jojo fans don't shoehorn their show everywhere, they said.

>no fun allowed, he said

>m-muh fun

>m-muh faggotry

>implying Silver-Age Superman wouldn't fuck Dio's shit up

yeah, jojo is pretty faggy. Glad we agree.

Moonlight Sonata? Or Harvest Moon?
Either way I'm fucked.

Why does this board love Jojo so much
Like, I honestly think the series is discussed more here than it is on Sup Forums

Jojo was Sup Forums before it was Sup Forums

I don't know but I'm reporting every thread about Jojo, hoping mods do their work for once

>Sup Forums was here since the beginning, Sup Forums was added in later
>Jojo has always been a manga or anime
Please, for the love of god, explain to me what you meant there
Also holy shit check my trips

>announcing reports
Enjoy you're ban, yarou.

>Captain Marvel
Can't think of any good stand names off the top of my head, but I think I'd do pretty well.

>Like, I honestly think the series is discussed more here than it is on Sup Forums

Because the manga is old as fuck so Sup Forums has already read it. And since they don't have this kind of shitty threads, they only discuss it when there's new content on when shipping comes up.

There's an album called captain marvel.

It seems like there's always a JoJo thread up on Sup Forums though.
I'm pretty sure even /toy/ discusses it more than us.

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>[RIDE THE LIGHTNING]

No, /toy/ discusses the (gasp) toys.

[GRAND INCREDIBLE]

Isn't obvious? [ROCK OF ETERNITY]

[LUNAR MADNESS]

No one could deal with the fabulous gay priest though, also Sup Forums has been always very flexible with some anime/mangas, I mean unless you catch the wrong crowd, you can usually speak about JoJo or whatever is airing on toonami rather safely, also Ghibli movies and classic like Akira have, usually, a free pass.

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I'm good

can't figure a name for it, but i'm fucked

because the creator is a westaboo and it feels more american than any other manga

>Jojo is coming to toonami in october
Gonna be surreal to turn on CN every saturday night and hear SONO CHI NO SADAME
and I can't wait to share every minute of it with you faglords

>Tendou
>Superhero

U wot m8?

I fucking love the Kabuto Riders. Clock Up is bullshit though.

Off the top of my head, I got [SABOTAGE] and [SMALL CHANGE], there's also [PRIVATE INVESTIGATION]

My original pick was gonna be Ziggy Stardust, but I thought that would be too obscure

So he could fuck up Dio pretty much instantly with hyper clock up, right?

[Master of the Moon]
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「Renegade」

>not [FRANKA FRANKA FRANKA]

Because the mods here are Jojofags and allow it on the board

I'm sorry, but Dio should be worried.

I wonder what his Stand name would be.

[Land of Confusion]
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「Dead President」 and I'm pretty screwed

[WIERD SCIENCE]

[DANCE OFF, BRO] Let's see your moves, Dio.

AH SHIT, guess I'll have to rely on you... 『FRESH PRINCE』

Heh, you got nice moves, kid but 「Rage Against The Machine」 will fuck you up

You still need time to punch, retard

[STRANGE DREAM]