Ill never be alive
Fascism with /balt/ic characteristics
I think I'll make a pizza for dinner tonight.
In a car going to the olympiad, the teacher and our driver is here and it smells like farts
Im not the one farting
Stomach hurts too hah
*Follows the Baltide thought*
Brrrrraaap
Co-worker invited me to a party. Wonder whether I should go.
Save me its like an outhouse in here
>went to bed at 9 pm
>woke up at 9 am
lol
have a good day lads!
business idea: booze that doesn't make you fat
Olympiad starts in an hour
Eating at pakistan kebab
Need to take a shit thisll make it worse but im not worried
Only /balt/ + /ausnz/ can save this crumbling husk of a general
Have you been to ausnz lately?
Smokin a doink in the uni’s bathroom
>enksyetee
a dick*
stupid autocorrect
A much better thread
Yeah if you like fags
Done with olympiad
Turns out you could take your own books
Essay wouldve been easier but im still confident ill be in the next 25 to advance
Top 5 even
Hi, is this the correct /balt/?
Yes. This is the one and true /balt/.
t. arbiter for general disputes
This. This /balt/ here is the true /balt/. Please post in the true /balt/. Thank you.
So lads what did you have for lunch?
I'm gonna buy some pepperoni, and I'm gonna buy some ground beef, and I'm gonna buy some mozzarella, and I'm gonna buy some tilsiter, and I'm gonna buy some cherry tomatos, and I'm gonna buy some shallots, and I'm gonna buy some champignons, and I'm gonna buy some green basil, and I'm gonna buy some garlic, and I'm gonna buy some tomato paste, and I'm gonna buy some eggs, and I'm gonna buy some flour, and I'm going to make a pizza tonight.
I already have olive oil, salt, butter and pepper at home. I don't need to buy those things.
There's noise in my ears for several days now. It just appeared randomly. Hadn't even listened to loud things or anything.
I hope my hearing's not permanently fucked.
Nice. Please keep us updated.
Borscht.
White one or red one?
Red. How do you make white barščiai?
Also
>religion is for brainless people
Oh dude there will be a live stream and everything. It's goimg to be radical, my man.
I'm not sure but I think the Ukrops make white one.
Unironically following a religious doctrine is pretty stupid, yeah.
Nice. Most interesting part of my evening.
you mean tinnitus?
Yeah, I think so. Forgot what it was called.
I think I may have had it before like this but I'm not sure.
I suggest we change our name from Latvia to Riga.
I think Lithuania might be heading in a similar direction.
Funny story, my dad had tinnitus and it turned out to be a stage 4 tumour in his brain pushing unto his auditory nerve, or something like that, that had spread to his lungs and liver as well.
Which is worse, a r*SSian or a m*Doid?
i've had it for over a decade now
fingers crossed
>Funny story
Depends on the Russian
Huh. Kind of worried no since I had dizziness for a few days too.
Tragedy plus time equals comedy, user. I laugh at things so I don't have to deal with them.
Yeah, I'd get that checked out if I were you. He'd get dizzy as well, to the point where he basically couldn't drive straight on some days.
Those empty spaces between the lines triggers my autism. Stop doing it. Also it is basically the same as namefagging or avatarfagging.
Why don't you go complain to an actual avatarfag instead?
It makes things easier to read.
But I'll try to be more conscious about it just for you.
No. Fuck him.
Ok.
That's really encouraging, thank you for your support. Little things like this mean a lot to me.
Where is he? I don't see it.
Also everyone can recognize all of your post with that. Is that a reddit habbit?
Partially yes, probably. I sort of use it as punctuation. It improves readability.
You have to go back and never comeback.
>not liking polandball comics
Shoo shoo go away
Why are you here, foreigner?
I'm on quest to eradicate all the normies
I think you'll like our weeb.
Ok, good. Keep going.
3D > 2DPD
!!!
this
Child of system: i dont know what love is
This.
Africa needs some anime so their growth rates slow down a little bit
>enkshyetee
2D is better
Post proof.
whouda thunk
Well, they're designed to be better, but they're still not real.
Geriau žvirblis rankoj negu briedis girioje
that's not what i meant
>balt
more like retard
0w0
Geriau bybis rankoje negu vagina laukuose?
This picture is all the proof you need
greece more like peace
You just described 2D
*blogposts*
Your thoughts on this blogpost?
>Well, they're designed to be better
EXACTLY they are perfect
But you can't hold hands with them. Or go for a stroll in the city while having long comfy conversations.
Oh fugg, I didn't mean to xDDD
>3D
Exists
>2D
Doesn't exist
Simple as
*ding ding ding*
>t. jealous 3D rousties
nope
t. lonely sad person
...
No problem soon you will acknowledge your loneliness and overcome the sadness unless you are a normie.
my cat likes licking my beard
You can train it to lick your balls instead .
i'll think about it
Fuck dem ebul normies man!!!1
Yeah fuck those filthy normies
Nothing quite as terrifying as a person who isn't mentally disabled
post top fascist leaders from your cunt
pic related for Lithuania
I was told there would be serious discussions
i had a serious discussion with ur mum last night
say that to my face not on the internet and see what happens
watching figure skating
...
allah is great
are you the same guy that converted a few years back?
stopped watching figure skating
"sad" was a bit of an overexaggeration.
How does overcoming sadness make you a "non-normie"?
yes
I find the fact that black people exist unsettling, to say the least
Woah lads forgot about yall