Fascism with /balt/ic characteristics

Ill never be alive

youtu.be/rqH-v1gLMHA

I think I'll make a pizza for dinner tonight.

In a car going to the olympiad, the teacher and our driver is here and it smells like farts
Im not the one farting
Stomach hurts too hah

*Follows the Baltide thought*

Brrrrraaap

Co-worker invited me to a party. Wonder whether I should go.

Save me its like an outhouse in here

>went to bed at 9 pm
>woke up at 9 am
lol

have a good day lads!

business idea: booze that doesn't make you fat

Olympiad starts in an hour
Eating at pakistan kebab
Need to take a shit thisll make it worse but im not worried

Only /balt/ + /ausnz/ can save this crumbling husk of a general

Have you been to ausnz lately?

Smokin a doink in the uni’s bathroom

>enksyetee

a dick*
stupid autocorrect

A much better thread

Yeah if you like fags


Done with olympiad
Turns out you could take your own books
Essay wouldve been easier but im still confident ill be in the next 25 to advance
Top 5 even

Hi, is this the correct /balt/?

Yes. This is the one and true /balt/.

t. arbiter for general disputes

This. This /balt/ here is the true /balt/. Please post in the true /balt/. Thank you.

So lads what did you have for lunch?

I'm gonna buy some pepperoni, and I'm gonna buy some ground beef, and I'm gonna buy some mozzarella, and I'm gonna buy some tilsiter, and I'm gonna buy some cherry tomatos, and I'm gonna buy some shallots, and I'm gonna buy some champignons, and I'm gonna buy some green basil, and I'm gonna buy some garlic, and I'm gonna buy some tomato paste, and I'm gonna buy some eggs, and I'm gonna buy some flour, and I'm going to make a pizza tonight.
I already have olive oil, salt, butter and pepper at home. I don't need to buy those things.

There's noise in my ears for several days now. It just appeared randomly. Hadn't even listened to loud things or anything.
I hope my hearing's not permanently fucked.

Nice. Please keep us updated.

Borscht.

White one or red one?

Red. How do you make white barščiai?

Also

>religion is for brainless people

Oh dude there will be a live stream and everything. It's goimg to be radical, my man.

I'm not sure but I think the Ukrops make white one.
Unironically following a religious doctrine is pretty stupid, yeah.
Nice. Most interesting part of my evening.

you mean tinnitus?

Yeah, I think so. Forgot what it was called.
I think I may have had it before like this but I'm not sure.

I suggest we change our name from Latvia to Riga.

I think Lithuania might be heading in a similar direction.

Funny story, my dad had tinnitus and it turned out to be a stage 4 tumour in his brain pushing unto his auditory nerve, or something like that, that had spread to his lungs and liver as well.

Which is worse, a r*SSian or a m*Doid?

i've had it for over a decade now

fingers crossed

>Funny story

Depends on the Russian

Huh. Kind of worried no since I had dizziness for a few days too.

Tragedy plus time equals comedy, user. I laugh at things so I don't have to deal with them.

Yeah, I'd get that checked out if I were you. He'd get dizzy as well, to the point where he basically couldn't drive straight on some days.

Those empty spaces between the lines triggers my autism. Stop doing it. Also it is basically the same as namefagging or avatarfagging.

Why don't you go complain to an actual avatarfag instead?

It makes things easier to read.
But I'll try to be more conscious about it just for you.

No. Fuck him.

Ok.

That's really encouraging, thank you for your support. Little things like this mean a lot to me.

Where is he? I don't see it.
Also everyone can recognize all of your post with that. Is that a reddit habbit?

Partially yes, probably. I sort of use it as punctuation. It improves readability.

You have to go back and never comeback.

>not liking polandball comics

Shoo shoo go away

Why are you here, foreigner?

I'm on quest to eradicate all the normies

I think you'll like our weeb.

Ok, good. Keep going.

3D > 2DPD

!!!

this

Child of system: i dont know what love is

This.

Africa needs some anime so their growth rates slow down a little bit

>enkshyetee

2D is better

Post proof.

whouda thunk

Well, they're designed to be better, but they're still not real.

Geriau žvirblis rankoj negu briedis girioje

that's not what i meant

>balt
more like retard

0w0

Geriau bybis rankoje negu vagina laukuose?

This picture is all the proof you need

greece more like peace

You just described 2D

*blogposts*

Your thoughts on this blogpost?

>Well, they're designed to be better
EXACTLY they are perfect

But you can't hold hands with them. Or go for a stroll in the city while having long comfy conversations.

Oh fugg, I didn't mean to xDDD

>3D
Exists
>2D
Doesn't exist
Simple as

*ding ding ding*

>t. jealous 3D rousties

nope
t. lonely sad person

...

No problem soon you will acknowledge your loneliness and overcome the sadness unless you are a normie.

my cat likes licking my beard

You can train it to lick your balls instead .

i'll think about it

Fuck dem ebul normies man!!!1

Yeah fuck those filthy normies

Nothing quite as terrifying as a person who isn't mentally disabled

post top fascist leaders from your cunt
pic related for Lithuania

I was told there would be serious discussions

i had a serious discussion with ur mum last night

say that to my face not on the internet and see what happens

watching figure skating

...

allah is great

are you the same guy that converted a few years back?

stopped watching figure skating

"sad" was a bit of an overexaggeration.
How does overcoming sadness make you a "non-normie"?

yes

I find the fact that black people exist unsettling, to say the least

Woah lads forgot about yall