on the train edition
/brit/
What's on your mind right now?
monitoring the stock markets
You x
egg
Winter Olympics
...
Stop it you're making me blush
heavily dislike pakis
i hate everyone
want to live like the almazan kitchen lads
getting far far more racist with age not less
sometimes I wake up and I'm feeling alt-right but others I'm alt-left very rarely do I wake up as a rad-cen
Lose some weight, bro
dire gimmick
It's literally impossible to lose weight if you've been fat for over a decade, the fat cells are too resilient.
im embarassed cause i got drunk and puked in a gutter last night
want to cry
Ori chungo haha
*grabs a hold of your belly and wobbles it about*
losing it is easy
keeping it off is really tough
having sex with the gf's friend while she sleeps on the couch right now
shut the fuck up cunt
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reading about kelsey grammer
opening my 3rd eye
opening my jap’s eye
*nervously looks around for help*
About to knock Thailad's block off
oops now
sorry I can't come
Dick is 2 smol
Just secured my block
Ethiopians be like 'my dick too small!' haha
haha
say something african for us
That’s gay lad, don’t mind though silly boy
can't decide whether I hate yanks or scots more
Français !
In my life I loved you more
english(simplified)
O.o
love scots
love welsh
love irish
hate the english
Sent a girl some proper cringe texts last night but I've reached a point in life where I really just don't care.
Would be sweating every time I thought of them if I was still a teen haha
OwO what's this
*glomps on you*
Scots are peng mate
Protein farts are burning my nose hairs and i'm trying to fathom how this can even be possible. How can my farts smell this bad? How? Why?
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If you don't care then share them here x
You can’t both hate me and love me lad.
Sometimes you just have to choose
willy poo
>oh yeah, uh, I'm like eating protein at the moment, it's uh *stretches* part of my new fitness regime?
fuck off son, they're just farts alright?
get over yourself
Willy bum fart poo bum poo willy
nice
statistically they are not
They'd need context desu and I'm not gonna show some one else's texts but there was a lot of shit like "mean a lot to me" and talk of "feelings" and everything haha
wee comes from willies
poo comes from bums
babies come from fannies after willies do cums
this protein headache is killing me, I've had it since I moved back from Spain after 9 months of living there
fucking mum put cheese in my sandwiches again fuck's saaaakeee this is going to be a migraine
Literally HATING this protein willy bum poo fart
Rapping this at my next show
cocks...
bigot
what do fannies taste like
Beto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!1
something brown and smelly came out of my anus lads, think it was a yank
brown hands
niggers
a bag of sand
^ new cunts
salty pennies
Zindagi khafa khafa aur tummmm
Muskurane ki baat karte ho
like my cock
delete this post mate it's important, cheers
Just shat an Aussie lad, was that you? X
snap
*snaps your neck like that of a common fowl*
can you just imagine what an indian hospital would be like? literally every doctor there would be a paki
*charges you with murder and has you put away for life*
no mate I just snapped your neck you're in no position to be charging anyone
am very easily amused
thanks lad
shut the fuck up cunt
I am officially free from the chains of toil in 12 days lads
shut up you're dead, you're goosed, you're pushing daisies, you're GONE
white sharia, white juche or white zionism lads?
gf is watching a stupid fucking vlog again, I glanced over and it has 100k+ views and the channel has 300k+ subscribers.
don't understand why some boring as fuck normie drone living an utterly mundane life can prattle on about their shitty copy-paste normie drone life and people actually WATCH THEM, it makes my blood boil it really does.
*puts my cigarette out on a passing runt*
Off to the pakishop, you cunts want anything?
absolutely addicted to the internet lads
How do I stop
i bet jim carrey has a really big penis
entering a new state of mind
Plot twist: Frenchman flies in, snaps your neck, arrests you for murder
thought you said you were going to bed
*SNAPs your neck*
...
*puts aside the rhetoric*
biggest stotty cake you can lay your hands on and a pack of bacon and some brown sauce, cheers
white hindutva
Superpower by 2218 you hegemony will soon be over anglos
another good choice
>tfw you could have led the UK into a golden age of centrist prosperity
>tfw the dumb cunts voted for Corbyn
the gf and I literally go around sometimes just saying "poo bum wank arse cunt" and similar variations
bigot
>Red Ed the Stalinist
>Centrist