/brit/

on the train edition

What's on your mind right now?

monitoring the stock markets

You x

egg

Winter Olympics

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Stop it you're making me blush

heavily dislike pakis

i hate everyone

want to live like the almazan kitchen lads

getting far far more racist with age not less

sometimes I wake up and I'm feeling alt-right but others I'm alt-left very rarely do I wake up as a rad-cen

Lose some weight, bro

dire gimmick

It's literally impossible to lose weight if you've been fat for over a decade, the fat cells are too resilient.

im embarassed cause i got drunk and puked in a gutter last night

want to cry

Ori chungo haha

*grabs a hold of your belly and wobbles it about*

losing it is easy
keeping it off is really tough

having sex with the gf's friend while she sleeps on the couch right now

shut the fuck up cunt

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reading about kelsey grammer

opening my 3rd eye

opening my jap’s eye

*nervously looks around for help*

About to knock Thailad's block off

oops now
sorry I can't come

Dick is 2 smol

Just secured my block

Ethiopians be like 'my dick too small!' haha

haha

say something african for us

That’s gay lad, don’t mind though silly boy

can't decide whether I hate yanks or scots more

Français !

In my life I loved you more

english(simplified)

O.o

love scots

love welsh

love irish

hate the english

Sent a girl some proper cringe texts last night but I've reached a point in life where I really just don't care.

Would be sweating every time I thought of them if I was still a teen haha

OwO what's this
*glomps on you*

Scots are peng mate

Protein farts are burning my nose hairs and i'm trying to fathom how this can even be possible. How can my farts smell this bad? How? Why?

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If you don't care then share them here x

You can’t both hate me and love me lad.
Sometimes you just have to choose

willy poo

>oh yeah, uh, I'm like eating protein at the moment, it's uh *stretches* part of my new fitness regime?
fuck off son, they're just farts alright?
get over yourself

Willy bum fart poo bum poo willy

nice

statistically they are not

They'd need context desu and I'm not gonna show some one else's texts but there was a lot of shit like "mean a lot to me" and talk of "feelings" and everything haha

wee comes from willies
poo comes from bums
babies come from fannies after willies do cums

this protein headache is killing me, I've had it since I moved back from Spain after 9 months of living there

fucking mum put cheese in my sandwiches again fuck's saaaakeee this is going to be a migraine

Literally HATING this protein willy bum poo fart

Rapping this at my next show

cocks...

bigot

what do fannies taste like

Beto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!1

something brown and smelly came out of my anus lads, think it was a yank

brown hands

niggers

a bag of sand

^ new cunts

salty pennies

Zindagi khafa khafa aur tummmm
Muskurane ki baat karte ho

like my cock

delete this post mate it's important, cheers

Just shat an Aussie lad, was that you? X

snap

*snaps your neck like that of a common fowl*

can you just imagine what an indian hospital would be like? literally every doctor there would be a paki

*charges you with murder and has you put away for life*

no mate I just snapped your neck you're in no position to be charging anyone

am very easily amused
thanks lad

shut the fuck up cunt

I am officially free from the chains of toil in 12 days lads

shut up you're dead, you're goosed, you're pushing daisies, you're GONE

white sharia, white juche or white zionism lads?

gf is watching a stupid fucking vlog again, I glanced over and it has 100k+ views and the channel has 300k+ subscribers.

don't understand why some boring as fuck normie drone living an utterly mundane life can prattle on about their shitty copy-paste normie drone life and people actually WATCH THEM, it makes my blood boil it really does.
*puts my cigarette out on a passing runt*

Off to the pakishop, you cunts want anything?

absolutely addicted to the internet lads
How do I stop

i bet jim carrey has a really big penis

entering a new state of mind

Plot twist: Frenchman flies in, snaps your neck, arrests you for murder

thought you said you were going to bed

*SNAPs your neck*

...

*puts aside the rhetoric*

biggest stotty cake you can lay your hands on and a pack of bacon and some brown sauce, cheers

white hindutva

Superpower by 2218 you hegemony will soon be over anglos

another good choice

>tfw you could have led the UK into a golden age of centrist prosperity
>tfw the dumb cunts voted for Corbyn

the gf and I literally go around sometimes just saying "poo bum wank arse cunt" and similar variations

bigot

>Red Ed the Stalinist
>Centrist