Eternal /got/ thread

>captcha out of control-edition

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WHEN THE FUCK IS BEST GIRL COMING BACK REEEEE

never forget

>de gay

who?

>Varys bring a very emotional speech about how much he cares about the little people. His plan is to support the women who has the universe's version of nuclear weapons and has a 50/50 chance of becoming insane. Oh and she's bringing 100.000 of the most savage people on the planet along side her. The guys who looted and burned so much of their own home they turned it into a fucking desert. Bet the "poor little people" are going to be excited about having them strolling around their homeland.
>VUALERYIAN IS A MUCH MORE PROGRESSIVE LANGUAGE THAN OURS, IT DOESN'T DEFINE GENDER YOU CIS WHITE FEMALE
>Cersei bringing very reasonable arguments why the lords of Westeros shouldn't be supporting Daenerys
>5 minutes of the extra's getting nude, pure filler content
>Littlefinger, one of the largest master schemer of the realm, a very diplomatic and persuasive man: "AYO JON IMMA FUCK YOUR SISTER, AND I WANTED TO FUCK YOUR STEPMOM TOO xD!"

At least I'm glad they're starting the "Dany becomes evil" arc. Euron is starting to grow on me as well. Might be him killing two of the most hated characters on the show.

ETERNALLY AND FOREVER /OURGUYS/

GAME OF THRONES MEN RANKING
>God-tier
Tywin Lannister

>Top-tier
Jaime Lannister
Sandor Clegane
Davos Seaworth
Stannis Baratheon

>Should-be-top-tier-but-DABID-tier
Petyr Baelish
Brynden "Blackfish" Tully

>High-tier
Eddard Stark
Jon Snow
Berric Dondarrion
Jorah Mormont
Theon Greyjoy
Tormund Giantsbane

>Great-tier
Qhorin Halfhand
Thoros of Myr
Varys
Barristan Selmy
Bronn
Mance Rayder
Roose Bolton
Tyrion Lannister
Robert Baratheon
Oberyn Martell
Walder Frey

>Good-tier
Jeor Mormont
Robb Stark
Benjen Stark
Jon Umber
Karl Fookin' Tanner
Eddison Tollet
Qyburn
Ray
Khal Drogo
Yoren
Grand Maester Pycelle
Viserys Targaryen

>*SAVES YOUR EPISODE-TIER*
EURON GREYJOY

>OK-tier
Tycho Nestoris
Lord of Bones
Maester Aemon
Alliser Thorne
Locke
Daario Naharis
Mace Tyrell
Jojen Reed
Bran Stark
Tommen Lannister
Craster
Maester Luwin
Grenn
Gregor Clegane
Renly Baratheon
Loras Tyrell
Janos Slynt
Samwell Tarly
Hot Pie
Podrick Payne
Hodor
Pypar
Ramsay Bolton
Rickon Stark
Edmure Tully
Meryn Trant
Jaqen H'ghar
Euron Greyjoy

>Bad-tier
Kevan Lannister
Smalljon Umber
Joffrey Lannister
Olly
Rast
Grey Worm
The High Sparrow
Styr
Lancel Lannister

>Oh-shit-nigger-tier
Ed Sheeran

This season is full of contrived garbage. The way I see it only reddiotrs unironically like this shit.

Post nudes from last ep

urrr durr we are working very hard on our new project
here it is a balista

ITT: a bunch of jaded shiteaters

The way you criticize every fucking detail, there could be no satisfying show whatsoever.

Why did they wait until this episode to have that conversation?
Why did Varys and Dany never discuss his fleeting loyalties?
Why did she wait until she crossed the sea to have this fucking conversation?

>5 minutes for a made up romantic sub plot between 2 minor characters and they can't even fuck

some body edit the picture of the one true king with a captcha "miss me yet?"

Yes you have better tast le hotel milk man *tip*

>VUALERYIAN IS A MUCH MORE PROGRESSIVE LANGUAGE THAN OURS, IT DOESN'T DEFINE GENDER YOU CIS WHITE FEMALE
Calm the fuck down autismo. There are literally words irl that don't define gender. You are going out of your way to be triggered

GOLEM GET YE GONE
Should have been a hwacha, now way that shit would miss.

Great
>Theon running away after seeing people being mutilated, Alfie is way too good for this show

Good
>Euron manages to be badass, shame we can't see the real Euron fucking people up, scene would have been so much better
>ded sneks
>anti-dragon weapons
>missandei+grey worm (the 'sex' was dumb but the conversation before was nice)
>Jim Broadbent
>Billy Bones

Bad
>Jon is retarded
>Littlefinger is retarded
>a trainee Maester is going to be able to pull off a surgery that's only been done twice in history and has been banned by the greatest minds on the continent
>all the dialogue in Dragonstone was disgusting, not just the 'Prince/Princess' part just in general it felt like a school play with everyone just reading lines off a piece of paper
>Arya is gonna give up her revenge and just go home, seems like a total 180 from what she's been built up to

I think it's cute that in all the years of meticulously recorded Valyrian history and dragon warfare that no one ever thought to invent anything to fight dragons.

Like, ever.

>Arya goes home for Jon
>Nymeria refuses to go home

What's the missing large male albino ingredient that Nymeria liked to follow and play with?

>Jeoffrey
>bad

ASOIAF is full of contrived garbage. The way I see it only reddiotrs unironically like this shit.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Instead of dragon horns that burn men from the inside out, we get this.

>Karl Fookin' Tanner
>Not god tier

You even tryin nigga?

because he is dickless but he he can service her right.

TOP RANKING DEATH-WISHLIST

>Sand Snake bitch mother whatshername
>Yara
>le witty dwarf XD
>le witty mercenary XDDD
>CIA (really, just kill him now. Everything else would be a disgrace to the character)
>le cockless pussy eater XD
>Gollum

Unironically rooting for Queen Cersei this season.

>jaimie" i need to save the princess if i wanna keep fucking my sister" lannister in top tier
no
stannis should be in Should-be-top-tier-but-DABID-tier

anyone that died before season 2 belongs in god tier

They way you stop them from doing it is to ask them whats the best show and pick it apart little by little.

Why is Greyworm so low?

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Also what did we think of based Linda's new review?

Apparently no one thought to make a big bow for siege or naval warfare either

in what universe is LF meant to be top-tier?

>that Joker-tier psycho laugh Euron had
Sold on him being the next dickhead villain desu

You guys think Daenarys will win? the whole show is pretty much being set up for her to win. (except her fleets being blown to shit)

She's an entitled spoiled girl who is disconnected from the common person she claims to represent. She got lucky throughout the whole show and hasn't had any real respectable feats.

In regards to arya, bro wtf she is a stark and she misses her home

I need that stark reunion, we all do

>Prince/Princess
T-that w-was i-in the b-book. So HA

So this is a 10/10 in bongland?

Hopefully they have the balls to send her crazy

I know it was, that's why I specifically said that wasn't the problem. The line could have been written better sure but I didn't care that much.

>Linda review
>Dany's actress has "range problems"
Linda is the best part of GoT.

Yes, Alfie gave very good performance, but story wise it didn't make seance, he faced his dimons, making him break again was idiotic.

The same as Sansas arc,
>I'm Stronk
>Lol i'm not
>Okey now i'm strong
>ha. no i'm just stupid
>Now i'm the Queen in the Norf !

I unironically love Euron.

Yea/ the whole sold of and rape thing did not happen. She never had it hard.

After last nights episode, what is the point of Theon Greyjoy?

After every setback she's come back stronger.

The fleet getting wiped was bait, over the next episode or two there will be some deus ex machina that gives her the upper hand again.

can't wait to see this army of eunuchs in action, maybe they'll perform better than season 5 if they prepare well

Cowards live the longest?

I skipped the last two seasons what happened to make him face his demons?

To surive and smell the ashes.

I't was not in the books, in the Books Dragons don't have gender in Valyrian. not Prince and Princes .

He's the best character simply because he doesn't really have a point. He's one of the few that just exists without a main plot device, as part of the world.

> missandei doesn't even eat ass
Immersion ruined.

could have been handled way better though , but i guess missy andrei needed a line so they could remind everyone she's still here and hamfist in the sex scene
there's no reason melly couldn't have brought it up herself

Name a more satisfying GoT scene besides Euron recking 2 of the Sand Snakes

Theon is the viewer's point of view. He had his bits cut off to show feminist power.

FUCKIN QUADSSSSSSS

Heh have you seen people bitch about the gray worm scene. Hot pie as no big role so.Ye.

nah jon will kill her because she'll go mad like her dad

the Whole rescuing Sansa from Ramsey.
And backing his Sister on the kingsmoot.

They're not interesting characters though.

Pls let this be true, cant stand emilia clarke anymore

Missandei getting naked.

20/10 would betray race for several kids over

Rescuing Sansa (or Jeyne in the books) felt just as much like running from Ramsey as much as it was about doing the right thing.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

nice quads
and seeing stannis' army save the wall was pretty good

Euron's scenes were campy but I enjoyed them.

Did you miss what she said at the very end ? She isnt going home... When Numeria decides to leave her behind and go on her way what Arya mumbles to herself is

>"But that's not you"

Implying that in this very moment she as a character decided she can never be happy again because that's not her and the only thing she has left is revenge. In this very moment she accepts that although she wants to go home she doesnt belong anymore...

based
they should be the next iteration of chaosh crew

He's fucking stupid.

He's the cliche mad smiley man who's crazy

>GOLEM GET YE GONE

reminder jon is never wrong

Good point user, too bad D&D are not that subtle, she is going norf.

>blown away

BUT DABID ARENT THAT POETIC SO NO BRO

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>who is olly

truely the only way to safe this fucking trainwreck of a show

Half caste girls are the best

beuttiful salsa.

but he's not crazy

So leaks are confirmed 100% true I guess? He was even right about the little details like sneks and "Shall we begin"

This show is stupid.

The books are stupid.

Euron is stupid but fun.

Simple as

>ywn see a one-eyed, blue lipped Euron in Valyrian Steel armor forcing sandsneks to serve him wine naked.

K I N O

>snek didn't get killed

fuck yeah
she was so cute this episode

Wow that's some really good b8

Edgy then

a traitor bastard

I really don't understand why people have problem with this scene.

>the prince that was promsied has no gener

They did it again

Shirtless Ramsay or Euron 1v1, who wins?

my mommy

>Euron doesn't parade her naked through the streets

So close yet so far.

That's book canon fuck off Sup Forums

That wasn't satisfying tho. No one gage a fuck about them. No one even knew them

delete this

>show a scene of missandei and greyworm having sex
>she's not pegging him

0/10 episode, desu

Neither can compete with the greatest warrior in Westeros

Shirtless Ramsey. He was legit a Sue. Euron is just a madman.