/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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HELLO FRENLO :^)

david lunch lol

>old man yells at clouds

I loved this shot.

What did they mean by this?

was the person in the passenger seat shot or just monged out?

youtu.be/X0yGes5wBSY

So Gersten Hayward is Stephen's mother?

Why is Shelly such an incorrigible whore?

That episode was the last straw. What an irredeemable piece of fucking garbage this season has become. I'm out.

L O L

It was a zombie.

I want old (young) Albert back.
youtu.be/kf0ZvY2usbY

Hahaha
LYNCHED
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YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISOULA

MONTANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

literally brain damaged from Leo's abuse
I can't understand how anyone could leave that cutiepie Bobby

his strength in the original series was making quick witty retorts and he just doesn't have the energy for it in this new season - a bit shame. any scene with him, lynch and diane is too fucking slow for that kind of humour
did find the cat thing funny ngl

New episode is up in South Sudan

Sheryl Lee is afraid of heights!

>worried about daughter
>need to console her
>nope, someone needs their dick sucked!

ahahahha, based lunchposter

No, she's banging him.

i wish she would suck my dick

damn fine woman eer i mean slut

Wow, you completely misinterpreted that scene. They were in that hotel room fucking.

>Euro time
>shitposting and memeposting no stop
they should just be all banned

>Wow, you completely misinterpreted that scene
Perhaps they were mother and son AND fucking
Really makes ya think

>ywn receive this expression from shelly
why even live bros

>wanting that loose whore
kys

so i can jack off to this

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

ONLY A B HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHILE THEY GAVE GAME OF THRONES AN A-
FUCKING KILL ME

Dear Sup Forums friends,

David here, please ask me any questions you may have about Twin Peaks: the Return. Oh and remember to meditate.

was this the funniest moment of the episode?
literally howled

>AV Pleb
Who gives a shit?

Literally what publication is this

Anyone else laugh really hard at bobby just standing there watching?

source?

who

Red is magic

It's more of a TOOT than a DOOT, user.

I so fucking wish this was true.

The part where Hastings' head blows off is funny too.

I laughed at this

7 episodes left, guys.

I got a good laugh out of the way he looked at the kid

Shelly is a worthless turboslut

There was absolutely no transition in between. She was a completely different person in that scene, what the hell. Her daughter looking at bobby like "yeah, I can see your pain". I didn't wish for her to get killed by her daughter at the beginning but maybe put that scene later on and I would be slightly alright with that

That woodman just swooshed right in there

Candie?

hey /tpg/, are you interested in seeing my new car?

hive-timed

Anything with the Mitchum bros.

>general audience finally warming up to Dougie after latest episode
>perfect time for real Coop to come back, losing Dougie forever

LYNCHED

can- *tssk* candie!

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tomorrow

best episode ,

I wonder who took initiative breaking up with the other. Bobby or Shelly?

mfw the whole episode

lol

>is that a cherry pie?
best line without a doubt

He's literally me.

tibet was contained in one episode though
I think he makes just one passing reference to it later

>>It makes perfect sense for Dougie Coop to want cherry pie. It's not a "reference,"
>But dougie is a blank slate he just eats and drinks what people would give him he can't even talk he only repeats, he never would have cherry pie if mike didn't call him over to the shop.
He enjoys pissing. That's not a reference, that's just basic instinct.
Likewise, he likes coffee, and the intern guy even uses it to lure him into Mullins's office, because even Dougie Coop has the instinct to go get it for himself.
He probably smelled cherry in the bakery and just hovered over the cherry pie until the teller got the message.
"You want the cherry one?"
"Cherry... one..."

>>Now, if he had a "Tibet" scene, that would qualify as a "'MEMBERRR?" moment
>Why? It'd be exactly the same thing.
It's not a basic instinct. All Dougie Coop really understands right now is his digestive system, and to a lesser extent his dick.

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Is Hawk's map the same one the Indian chief gave to Lewis?

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electricity, walk with me

>more pukekino

I miss it too, but he's spent the majority of his career at this point without his friend and largely in the dark about the mysteries of Twin Peaks. His mellow and perceptive style complements Gordon's aloofness and compensates for a lack of Cooper nicely. Still a shame, though

>He's dead

>that lighting

That scene was kino.

lmao

>mfw HOWLING

Anyone have a webm of the vortex scene? It was great.

everything about that desert was kino, especially the dilapidated house

Is Candy the hero we deserve?

Do you think this how she felt when she first met Leo. I also wondered why Leo wasn't mention by Bobby or Shelley to Becky, her relationship with Stephen is very similar.

I hope somebody animate that and make lynch fly all over the picture

Is Twin Peaks in general the twilight years of pre-SJW television? It feels like we're reaching the end of an era

it's more of an unspoken thing
would have been a low blow for bobby to bring that up, especially since he and shelly are probably divorced

Judging by Bobby's longfull glaring at her and her erratic running away to that other guy I'd say her.

give your head a good wobble

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Barring Part 8, this is possibly the best episode yet. Another episode that flawlessly blends the two very contrasting personalities of Frost and Lynch when it comes to the writing.

It's the more sane episodes like these that make me feel like season 3 is not only great, but rivals the original show, the surrealist and more experimental moments of the show are amazing, but you almost expect that out of Lynch, it's too easy to view that in a vacuum and be impressed because of its mere existence, because you never see art-house on television.

But the more straight forward episodes serve as a reminder that this show is not a gimmick, or superfluous in its approach. There's so much more to it than being impressed at the spectacle. There's no mental baggage watching this show, I don't have any feelings of wishing that it was something else, that it isn't doing something right, it feels like I'm following a show that is at its peak, it feels worthwhile in a way that I had no idea revivals ever could.

Season 3 is straight up better than the original show.

>you're staying with me tonight
that's not where she LIVES shelly

>Yes, it is
I agree

Objectively wrong. Eps. 9, 10, and 11 were all A+; every episode prior was at best a C-; and S3 isn't even remotely close to surpassing the original series, the chain of shit in S2 notwithstanding.

Shelly has never been able to figure out where people LIVE

Wathing Bobby's face when Shelly went off with Red reminded me of a classic scene

imagine if you fell over and Kyle stood on you haha wouldn't that be crazy

Lmao everyone thought that was proof they would go to twinpeaks

Let's see

-Shelly should have died
-Norma had the same expression for most of the episode, no fucking wonder
-Toot for a ride, loved that
-If there's one thing that scared me was that fat fuck not being dead (I mean the bitch Richard didn't completely kill and I never want to remember her name) jesus christ she's ugly in life and death
-Bobby getting cucked like that ain't cool, that was too fast of a reaction
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-The coordinates aren't coordinates
-A small town in the north w-- The policeman's dream comes first motherfucker
>Bringing dougie to the office with the coffee

Also am I wrong in assuming that what this actually is is a black hole between two mountains

I know they look more like legs from some kind of insect

Memes walk with me

post yfw you realise "The Return" is referencing how this whole series is Coop returning to sanity, not the return to Twin Peaks.

Best girl confirmed.

You don't ever want to know

>Also am I wrong in assuming that what this actually is is a black hole between two mountains
that's quite interesting, actually. but i think it's the thing from ep 8 (head w/ antennae)