/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

It's All Coming Together Edition

pastebin.com/Ag6evX8s

Meanwhile:

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=diBADdXyA_E
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

yes or no?

Time for Dick

Sheryl Lee is a lovely and wonderful lady!

Bobby didn't deserve this.

Gersten Hayward was wearing the same kind of pink jacket as Darya

>marrying a girl who was already fucking around with you on her current husband

Bobby is an idiot

>>arguing with kids
>they just want to feel different from "others" which is a made group of people hating the show for the most various reasons

I have noticed this too. Twin Peaks has basically become the go-to show for r9k-tier frustrated losers who want to be "different" from the evil "normies" to cope with their own shitty existence. that's basically all the LYNCHED meme amounts to. Sad!

it's not very believable that people would just be like, "lol ok" at that fact that dougie is suddenly retarded and can't talk for this long.

>in b4 alternate dimension, murderous shadow homeless are believable

Why is Lynch consistently obliterating every old waifu?

>Shelly is terrible
>Laura is an aging Lodge denizen who just regurgitated her old lines with a worse performance
>Audrey isn't around and when she's revealed it'll probably be in depressing circumstances
>Donna is Donna, and also absent
>Annie is not appearing
>Norma has basically zero spoken lines

At least Kyle is still qt and pure.

Makes him an even better character senpai. He was the best character outside of his father and Coop in S1 and S2, I'm glad he is getting a good amount of screentime compared to the OG cast. Plus Dana seems like a cool guy.

/tpg/ after episodes 1-10:
>AAHAHA COFFEE AND PIE FAGS BTFO

/tpg/ after episode 11:
>OOH FUCK CHERRY PIE

Is this the ultimate LYNCHED?

>Laura is retroactively the saviour of the universe
>leaks have already confirmed she'll be the one to bring Cooper to the Palmer House and restore his memory

Feels gud. Sorry about Shelly and Audrey user.

Tammy is superior

Rhonda
>will flirt with you in public to make others jealous, but will follow through and isn't just using you
>constantly denies your basic needs and plays it off as "teasing"
Jade
>enjoys time with you and makes you feel good like no one else can
>constantly denies you any sense of long-term companionship
Janey-E+Sonny Jim
>finds you sexy to the point that she ignores everything you say and do to get a ride sometimes, Sonny Jim finds your quirks to be the best parts of you
>She bosses you around at other times, puts empty dishes on top of food-filled dishes, leaves the sponge in the sink, labels your underwear, and finds "reasons" to interfere with all your father/son time
Candie
>feels a pure love for you in a way that seems totally out of place for her dress, the ultimate virgin whore
>is completely empty-headed and unable to engage in a simple conversation without extreme effort, and occasionally causes you physical harm through her carelessness
new waifus are complicated

>murderer that was selling drugs to kids and only stopped because everyone else died
>tried to frame an innocent guy
>threw shelly away when he become "business" Bobby and only cared again after Cole kissed her
>etc.
He deserves this and more

>you now realize you have to wait another entire fucking week for more comfy Lynchkino

>Tammy
>Jade
>Candie
Who the fuck is Audrey?

take the Nadine pill user. she's a small business owner now! plus she also likes right wing talk radio now or maybe she just likes jacoby. (?)

how were coffee fags even btfo during 1-10? dougie had countless coffee meme scenes, as did Gordon

She is little more than Cole's escort. Which I guess is based on reality.

Who wins your heart more?

he was nothing but a rebellious teenager

>>leaks have already confirmed she'll be the one to bring Cooper to the Palmer House and restore his memory
this is bullshit. we don't even know if it's Laura and it definitely hasn't been confirmed that he will have his memory back by then / after that scene

We've all been there.

reddit will love it

very tough decision

Twin Peaks has the best boys

just like Richard

why did Twin Peaks have to be turned into Mulholland Drive 2? why?

WHY WAS THAT GODDAMN KID VOMITING GREEN GOO?

Where's Doppelcoop?
I miss him throwing around phones and seducing white trash women

Fusco boys, the brothers are just the Horne brothers done by meme actors

i just realized that everything happening this season is because coop was scared of his doppelganger in the lodge

>No DoppelCoop shenanigans for 2 episodes straight
Why did they abandon the most interesting storyline :(

Wouldn't you be? He had white eyes, user.

gotta integrate that shadow.

Was this the first episode that spanned more than a day?

>remember linda and Richard
>not Richard horne but Richard "dick" Tremaine
>dick is wally's real father
>wally runs over evil coop with his motorcycle and kills him and saves good coop.

I hope we hear this track again, it was one of my favorite things Badalamenti has done.

youtube.com/watch?v=diBADdXyA_E

To be fair, he had already been tormented by Windom for a bit.

their reversed laugh sounded like dogs barking
fucking nightmare fuel if you ask me

probably when Audrey comes waltzing into the RR, so that the Redditors can clap.

It was used fairly often for non-Audrey characters doing mischievous or otherwise spooky shit desu senpai

I FUCKING HATE SHELLY

he's been travelling, but i'm guessing he'll show up a decent amount in the next episode

Finally an enjoyable episode with stuff really happening.
Just a question.
Why isn't Diane tied to a chair with cigarette burns in her arms? She's clearly in contact with Nasty Coop and probably helping him. Both Albert and Gordon know so... whaddafak?

I wish they used Angelo's sound more often.

Shut up, pleb.

Good!

i don't think they want to let on yet that they know she's in contact with him so they're just keeping her close by

Candie is the new best girl followed by Tammy.

No shit, Sonny Jim. The test of the black lodge is to face your own capacity for evil. If you can embrace your doppelganger instead of running from it (an act of love towards oneself) you are spiritually at peace and can reach the white lodge.

Coop's lucky his soul wasn't destroyed.

They are setting her up.

I fucking love Dougie's scenes. I could watch a whole trilogy of this.

Keep your friends close, user

They wanted her to see this coordinates, so she'll lead them to BadCoop.

>being this in denial

I'm sure that's Nadine right

The photo Albert showed her was photoshopped with fake coordinates

Could by all means also be Sheryl's third character

third character was supposed to be a redhead

this user gets it.

Nothing really happened in this episode, but stil it was awesome.

candie gib two pies

I think the repeated use of the same Badalamenti songs was one thing that really drew the original two seasons together and gave them a strong sense of ambiance and identity. I wonder why Lynch decided to abandon that in the revival.

>that Douglas Jones fuck
>i just hate him so bad
>i can't wait to kill this guy
>can you last three more hours?
>barely

Coop in three episodes, anons

Plans can change in 25 years

So did MIKE project a dream of cherry pie into Jim Belushi's head then lured Coop into buying one? If MIKE can not only read thoughts (like how much someone likes cherry pie) but also manipulate their dreams, can't he do something to Coop while he's asleep to wake him the fuck up already?

she sure doesn't look blonde in that photo

kek

It did look like the first couple of numbers were shooped

Coop returns in Part 14 confirmed

Whoops, not supposed to be a reply to the first user

Anyone else sad that Shaggy got LODGED? I was really hoping that we'd get to learn more about his character.

>Revolvers and 1911s as far as the eye can see
Even the guns are comfy.
"You can lead a horse to water...." The lodge can suggest things, but it can't MAKE you do anything.

What if Dougie just needs coffee AND pie at the same time to remember being Cooper?

It seemed to put a pretty large amount of emphasis on Dougie not drinking much alcohol.

Coop got his brain fried by electricity FIRE so it'll take more than a one-armed bandit to unzap him

>Laura is an aging Lodge denizen who just regurgitated her old lines with a worse performance
and she got painfully extracted from the Red Room just before Coop got out

Watched a movie about David late last night, and Bathsheba was played by Sheryl Lee, so I got a pleasant surprise

>painfully extracted

doesn't that imply her decapitated body is going to show up somewhere? lol RIP again laura

weren't the Fusco's part of the insurance scam tho?

Reminder Candie is the best girl.

Her body's already buried though.

Is this transcendental meditation?

pic related

>tfw the high of getting an episode of pure kino has worn off
All I've got now is some chicken and quinoa

>"You can lead a horse to water...."
Kek. Fuck off.

>BLACK CORN

Bobby had a tough day, like most of Twin Peaks

Have you watched Love, Lies and Murder?

If anything that'll probably be a manufactored person like Dougie that Laura uses to escape the Lodge. Why would some random woman bring Coop to the Palmers

"He's dead"
That is some excellent police work right there Gordon.

make me, hipster.

I can't eat this nutritious Kellogs Raisen Bran.

>everyone praising him at Comic-Con for his interrogation scene
>he dies immediately afterwards

Because he's done with all of that pussy.

So this was supposed to signify that children resemble their parents, immediately after Shelly was shown to be wasting her life in a diner and dating a drug lord, and Bobby is an eternal deputy.

Feels kinda bad.

there better be a dopplecoop/JJL sex scene with Roth in the watching chair coming up

what is dianes end game?

also anyone got some screenshots of dianes feet kino in the sheriff station?

Don't forget about Gersten Hayward's appearance