/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Conspiracy edition

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>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
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>2-min clips and screenshots from CN's server
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>LEAK BOT
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>Steven's Summer Adventure running every weeknight for 4 weeks starting from July 18
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>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
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>Soundtrack downloads
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>Listen to the soundtrack


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>Crewniverse Tumblr
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>Peridot's Twitter
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>Archived threads
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first for ruby appreciation

I want to fuck peri while she strips down to nothing but her cute bowtie.

It's a secret to everyone.

First for can I have that picture of corrupted Jasper where her horns are edited to look like eyes?

It usually had that MY BRAND text next to it.

Please.

rubis

First for smoky quartz

Oh no! Jasper left her pearl all by herself!

What do you do /sug/?

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Wow, Peridot's really mastered the art of the Dreamworks Face.

Navy is best rubie

Dermatologists hate her!

My friend met the first person he talked to on Tinder. They've been living together for a few months. I expect them to marry and have babies.

Hooray for Lapis!

Reposting this request from last thread. Anyone else have requests? I may do one more today.

requesting for this but with amy and ruby

>Let me show you how we fuse on earth, little lady "gropes breast".
Im gonna enjoy my new toy.

LET HER BE HAPPY

fucking forgot the pic

PINK DIAMOND WAS AN INSIDE JOB
ROSE QUARTZ CAN'T SHATTER DIAMONDS

/FREAK/ SQUAD ASSEMBLE

Can you do Jasper with a CG outfit?

So, the ordering would be:
Kars = White
Wham = Yellow
AC/DC = Blue
Santana = Rose

That's Doc you rube.

>renaldo, you lewd fuck, this is embarrassing

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

Onion is concerned about getting trips after dubs.

Read Marx and Bakunin with her so we can start a glorious revolution to free the Gems from their chains!

>Finally back to a weekly scehdule next week
>yfw we have two Connie episodes and Townie episode coming up for the next three weeks

HOLLA

I'll give ya this one more time but:

Sapphire sending down a giant meteor like ice ball onto a gem monster or a taller gem?

>You cucked me. There's only one way to regain my honor.

>*rapes you in front of her pearl harem*

>you'll never have Classic Family Sitcom Pearl for a mom

Someone post the gif where steven tells peridot to live in misery please

>Let me show you how we fuse on earth, little lady "gropes breast".

You then precede to have her eat a bowl of eggs?

JUST

...

Eyeball would be so mad.

Peridot eating a box of donuts

That's Doc. Navy has a navel gem.

/FREAK/S COME OUT AT NIGHT

All these Jasper pearls are making my dick hard

Hooray!

Am I the only one who's not bothered at all by this?

These last episodes have been so intense the townie episodes are the only remaining thing of the show that retains the innocence from the first season.

Alright faggots, this is happening. We are doing a /sug/ Sings. Set to "We are the Crystal Gems v2"

We'll be collecting lines for a few more nights so don't piss yourself if you cannot do a recording in the next 7 minutes. Below are some instructions.

>How do I record?
If you have a native recording program that is preferred but most of you are just going to have to settle on Vocaroo.com

Remember I need just the lyrics. Don't record the music or else the echo reverbs will summon Slaanesh.

>What are the lyrics?
You should know this by now. However use this link for timing purposes. Remember this is the SECOND theme not the first. It is much faster so don't draw out the words trying to "sing". Getting the words out in time is the most important factor. Half the unusable tracks are simply too slow to fix.

youtube.com/watch?v=wSaoXwQzHnY

>What if I can't sing?
Talk with conviction. We don't need you to be stellar, just present. With enough voices your mediocrity will be drown out to lukewarm Mr. Pip level of adequacy.

>Solo example if you want just one voice to follow
vocaroo.com/i/s1SBu4ekLc6c

>Current living demo (10 anons)
vocaroo.com/i/s0psIoirlxF0

I am aware I fucked the embed link up

jane is so cute

youtu.be/XeSudX5R5wQ

so do the /m/en!

IT'S A GIRL

Connie episodes are good now. They usually involve Pearl or Stevonnie

Just realised how much I want Garnet to lead the Rubies at least for an episode.

Clockwise starting at top left
Khorne: God of Hate, Rage, Blood, War, Battle, Strength, Wrath, Fighting and Killing, and Honor
Tzeentch: God of Change, Lies, Hope, Ambition, Manipulation, Scheming and Sorcery, Planning, Knowledge
Slaanesh: God of Decadence, Excess, Pain, Pleasure, Perfection, Aesthetics and Self Indulgence
Nurgle: God of Decay, Despair, Acceptance, Destruction, Disease, Tolerance, Compassion, and Empathy
which gem would worship which god?

Artist?

Got banned for posting /lewd/ pictures... only one thing to do now

TOMORROW

THE TWO WORST FUSIONS FINALLY COME FACE TO FACE

What horrible fusion is this?

how do we even know jasper has a pearl?

performance artist

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here you go sing user, hope it works okay drive.google.com/open?id=0B4cBHcZ4u5WyYzZMakc5cHJ4c0U

>YES, DOMINANTE ME YOU SEXY BEAST
Im a dom and a sub

>They both look so happy
Stop making me sad for a woman who's first impression was headbutting lil kids and taking lesbians

TWO WILL ENTER

FOUR WILL LEAVE

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>collects burgers and not donuts

Which character is more likely to shit himself? i l ike to think that Ronaldo and Steven are more likely to fill their pants with shit. And from the women Saddie and Amethyst totally would.

Amethyst might even shit herself because it feels great! She loves the pudding on her pants.

PEARL wants to be PUNISHED by the HULKING BRUTE that is JASPER

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I don't see Stevonnie there, user

Draw your favorite character doing your favorite meme.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>worst
those arent Rainbow Quartz and Malachite tho

We don't, but that's not stopping artists from drying these semon demons.

Peridot Super Ultimate level

>implying they arent best fusions

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They would all worship Tzeentch because they are euphoric aliens.

>Which character is more likely to shit himself?
You are, you asshole.

Khorne just sounds like one edgy motherfucker. Is that where the band Korn got their name?

>feeling sad for Jasper

that's a Jasper Point for you

I GET UP AGAIN

she doesn't, homeworld pearls are weak and she doesn't care about weak things

> Sardonyx
> Worst

Thinkest thee to frighten me?

the cutest

hail hydra

>Pubic Hair
Im hard now

Fuck off, commie.

where is that gif from?

Steven is betraying the Crystal Gems and joining Homeworld.

it means he's a fucking liar when he pretended he couldn't do the salute when talking to Centipeedle

Bug if definitely for fug.

Fug the bug. Fug the bug.

Welp.
This is a thing now I guess.
Gonna do the toon link one next.

Why does everybody always forget her fucking irises? She looks off without them.

his name is van

hey bby,

...wanna rebel against some diamonds?

but Opal can't face Alexandrite... They have the same components!

>implying war hero Jasper doesn't have a Pearl to do menial tasks for her

he is were BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE came from.

she is so cute

Peridot should try mimicking behaviors more often