How would your family feel if you brought home a Russian girl?

How would your family feel if you brought home a Russian girl?

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They'd call the Russian embassy and tell me to leave before KGB/Spetsnaz raid our home

Not ok.

happy, i would guess

My dad would get divorced, and then marry her sister or friends.

like that one? they would thank god

Fine.
As I understand it the Russians have a better reputation here than you'd get elsewhere.
That said, the only Russians I've personally met were Baltic colonists, not Russians from Russia.

I already brought one and they feel alright.

Why didn't you tell us that you're bringing a guest? We could've prepared a meal for her.

They would be glad that I'm not a faggot and wonder when I left the house to have a social interaction.

They'd think I'm a loser for having a mail order gf but also relieved that I wont die alone and miserable

> bringing home a wh*te girl
kek, everyone would just laugh at me

They would get angry but I guess they would end up accepting her.

"at least he's not gay"

only acceptable if she was from the MONGOL side of r*Ssia
a wh*Te bitch would get me disowned

They would disown me. My father would accept any race except Russians.

You can always say she's from some Uralic tribe.

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She can pretend to be Estonian

Why so butthurt?

>brough a white girl home
>mfw that will never happen

my mother would lynch me for bringing a russkie to their house
t. other

they would be dissapointed cause our hussars genes would be mixed with kacaps one.

That's kinda rude.

they would be proud

They're used to me bringing slav girls home.
Would be happier if she was north-Italian, but they won't complain either.

>Finally something other than your hand

They would probably be indifferent

They will be mildly concerned, Russian girls have a reputation of femme fatales and being too wilful
i.e. the kind of girl that can take you to an early grave

they would be worry she will steal muh money after divorce if I marry her

You wouldn't invite me home if I visit Finland?

is it true that they are all have big milkies?

only if you gave me enough time to hide all the valuables from sight

Happy. Especially if she can speak Danish. My mother really wants grandchildren

I'm already the laughing stock of my family and a total loser and even I wouldn't bring home a Russian girl.
They'd probably react more positive if I'd show them some gay German dude

theyd probably ask me when I learned how to speak russian

Not happy, it is quite common for russian and ukranian girls to marry just for citizenship. Plus they are quite whorish

Are the memes real?

Embarrassed because they'll think I stooped so low to get some mail order.

Why Russian women like the Iberian?
Is the force of civilization of the southern European who brought mathematics and philosophy to barbarian asians and non southern europeans too powerful?

>Hundreds of millions of Han Chinese, Japanese, and other eastern women schlicking to tentacles
Nice

wtf it is a straight line

I would be assassinated in a few days

I feel bad for this girl desu. No tits, no ass

Russian women are famous for being prostitutes here in our light districts, so i would become the joke of the family.

What the fuck? This is not Europe or Asia m8, they don't have this reputation here at all.

Who's this jizz extrapolator?

One like her? My father would high-five me so hard, he'd break my arm.

They'd probably be happy that I found someone.

Probably.

Except they do. The internet globalized everything and all Brazilians know Russian women are prostitutes now.

mom would be wary and check that she has a good relationship with her parents. other than that, fine.

I can tell you right now that the average here in Norway is not having D-cup or larger.

More like c-cup, and here I'm also thinking about the effect of older women who have fatty big mugs.

Don't feel bad, the chances of us white guys bringing home a white girl now is slim to none.

They'd be glad that i'm not gay, and a 36yo virgin anymore.

This girl? They would think I paid her or something.
Gib Russian qt

user we bought you a wife

Probably make a few jokes about it and that's it. Plenty of Russian-Lithuanian families here.

>tfw could actually do it if I wasn't a ">tfw no gf" loser

...

Might be
My gf watches anal porn, mostly, since I told her I want to stick it up hers
is too scared to try it, yet, but I like to think she'll get there

...

what are Russian girls like?

Yes. She is 18+ and she is in the bar "for adults"

I'm sure those Adults will show her 18+ ass a gooood time.

I have tinder gold. If I want to swipe in russia for some qt down to earth russian girls, which location should I choose?

"höhö user, how much did she cost?"

Why do I think that this "girl" will come with a little surprise?

>all these poor and fat Russian men dating cute Russian girls
it's not fair
I demand a cute Russian gf

>how much did you pay?

Tier 1: st petersburg
Tier 2: moscow

Where is Valensiya and Laura from?

Who is it?

They'd ask if my Chinese wife knows

>I demand a cute Russian gf

They are fucking average in comparison with godlike German or Swedish girls.

I already did was fine.

Her father was upset though and said "He is just using you as a cum rag".

>Her father was upset though and said "He is just using you as a cum rag".

And he was entirely correct.

"Hurray, you're not gay!"

"Thank god user, we thought you were gay or something!"
And then I wake up and get back to my horrible life where the only Russians I see are my company subhuman clients

like, is my explanation that they're a mail-order bride, or did i meet them while traveling in russia, or at school here, or at any place?

sauce on ops girl?

They would be very happy for me.

name?

any girl will be fine for me now

I'm guessing this is based on what users with an account watch. Porn sites are full of pervs so obviously a LOT of the "woman" users are actually men.

This is Irishka Gurskaya from Angelic Model for anyone wondering