/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

25 Years Of Black Lodge Pussy Edition

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I SUMMON THEE

Laura is a slut and not cute at all

Reminder that most of the footage from the traiIer has appeared in the show and all that's left are scenes where Cooper is himself again.

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>that Sheryl bullying with secret info
>Ray Wise looking completely shocked and high off his gourd

that pic: beta vs alpha

So will there be another season after this? I feel like this is mostly setting things up for he shit to go down next time. This is titled the return after all.

Dougie is literally this

why is the trailer park now in twin peaks?

legend

First for Candie being /ourgirl/

This is objective fact and any differing opinions will be punished with a swift death by remote control smacking

Sheryl Lee is talented, gorgeous, kind, sweet, CUTE and has a lovely smile!

I would love a 4th season, but the interesting doppleganger stuff will probably finish this season

>release entire Twin Peaks OST cover album
>create soundtrack for David Lynch exhibitions
>no Road House credits performance
Xiu Xiu will show up r-right?

The Fool Arcana does not mean that it can be taken lightly. The Fool is number zero. It is the void from which all other things begin.

That's fucking crazy man

HOLY FUCK IS THAT AUDREY ON THE LEFT WITH THE BLONDE HAIR

I knew she got a bit chunkier but she's fucking huge there

Couldn't agree more.

look at the sign, it says "new," as in the park has a new location (Twin Peaks)

Being Bobby is suffering, but being Coop is mindbroken

Either an arbitrary retcon (that's apparently from the book) or more evidence that the first part of FWWM can't be taken at face value.

>My shadow is always with me
>Sometimes ahead
>Sometimes behind
>Sometimes to the left
>Sometimes to the right
>Except on cloudy days
>Or at night

based wally gonna show us the way

Don't take the necklace, Laura.

I love her voice

I wish Lost Highway was Twin Peaks canon

it's a different trailer park, the book only says that he was originally from twin peaks

Vs. Dopple Coop Battle Theme
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No. This season was originally supposed to be like 9 episodes and it shows with all the fluff and filler. If Lynch truly had more story to tell he wouldn't have gone overboard with all the superfluous shit.

doug-coop is in full mindfulness mode

I'm glad Bobby was able to turn his life around, but it sucks that he's getting cucked by Mr. Magic Tricks

CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF

I would guess this season ends with coop regaining his mind and being in twin peaks. Mr. C is dealt with and the last thing that happens is that BOB possesses a new host

it's less superfluous shit than the original 2

The sign says "NEW Trout Park"

1 2 3 4?

>Cole in the light
>Diane in the dark

This was the last time they spoke as friends

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based Ray Wise

we have the woodsman
we have the convenience store
it's almost time boys.

Coop is an archetypic saint driven by higher force

Dougie is a pure, ascended human with no cynicism that we should all aspire to be like.

>muh plot progression
>muh pacing

only a pleb would complain about having 18 HOURS of Lynch-directed material before he dies

Why the fuck did Frost let Lynch make his shitty OC the main character?

No, this
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I hope he gets a better waifu, up until now his love interest have been either a crazy slut or a crazy slut, why can't he just get some homely gal like his dad did?

>ywn give her a pearl necklace

S O O N

delete this

Dale Cooper is still the main character

...

Thank you for putting words in my mouth. But none of that is my point. I love how the show is paced.

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Is Ray Wise just shitposting IRL when not working?

LET'S ROCK

reminder that "Candie" is a sugar baby fuckdoll who gets banged and probably spitroasted by the Mitchums on a regular basis. She may have already been a hooker or stripper when they hired her. Enjoy your "pure" waifu DORKS

You mean Laura is a slut AND is cute

Reminder that Depute Jesse is linked with Sonny Jim, and that both of them are the Giant. He's going to keep bugging Hawk, asking him to look at his 2000 car, and when Hawk finally goes to see his new car, there will be a huge hint about Cooper's whereabouts.

Like the butler, he appears to be a bumbling fool at first, but he was actually trying to help them in their case when he opened the door and asked Truman to look at his car.

>both do same head tilt thing
>ELECTRICITY
>often always near lamps
>near his desk, there's not 1, but 2 lamps around Depute Jesse, the police room is totally bright, he doesn't need those lamps. There's no lamp on Chad's desk or on the dispatch lady's desk
>Sonny Jim actually asks if he can sleep "with his lamp on", which is very bright, way brighter than a night light (its on when he wakes up from the sex scene in ep 10 too)
>the name Jesse means "gift", like how the Giant gives gifts of knowledge
>An owl (white lodge entity) flies over Cooper's "red door" home as the casino driver drops him off, and thats when Janey-E and Sonny Jim materialize inside of it

He's not even on the universe, and no, D-Coop or Mr. C either don't count

sarah palmer at the grocery store
big ed waiting by the phone
the stairs from the place gordon saw

still haven't seen those 3?

she was a sex slave who got saved by the Mitchum brothers, she's basically she-Dougie

she's pure in heart

Michum boys don't notice Dougie's obvious mental issues because they're so used to Candie being in a similar frame of mind.

His Adult Swim shorts and features are absolutely based

Judging by his role in the Tim and Eric movie he fucking loves shitposting.

They ignored his obvious mental issues because they benifit from him just like in real life

He makes anything he's in instantly better

>I won't tell you about her

Third character confirmed for Judy

you mean SLUTE

They notice how stupid Candie is everything they talk to her though

>he's not even on the universe
what

>D-Coop or Mr. C either don't count
Literally why not? They are both Dale Cooper, they both have significantly more screen time than the other characters.

Oh, sorry, does it not count if he's not Mr. Coffee and Pie?

>magic coin guy is banging Shelly
Holy shit everything really is connected, everything's coming together

Even after watching every David Lynch movie and twin peaks multiple times I still don't know if these weird ass scenes (candie being retarded, I NEED TO GET HOME with daughter puking, Red coin flip scene) are actually somehow related to the plot or meta plot or are just creepy scenes meant to push the tone of the show more into the dream/surreal world.

this episode was brillant and for the first time it felt it was over too fast.

I just loved how dougie randomly repeating words played so well in the dialogue, it was the first time.

DELETE THIS

was kind of hinted at at the end of episode 2, too

it does not matter whether the scenes connect or not

not everything has significant in terms of moving the plot forward

david lynch is a SURREALIST kid. Do u know what that means?

Was the scene of Major Briggs saying "blue rose" back in Part 3 archive footage?

AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AHA AHAH AH AAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH

cooper woke up after the cherry pie but is still pretending to be dougie until the time is right

screencap this

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The stairs, Coop striding through some dark place, and Coop driving

>ex wife kisses some alternate version of you
>daughter is a lying psycho in an abusive relationship
>weird kids, fat honking women and vomit ruin your whole evening
Garland lied, Bobby's life is suffering

idk how it could be archive footage, he never says "blue rose" in the original run

why didn't the honking lady just turn to the right and move past the stopped traffic? she could have easily just gone....

like a car parked in front of you with an open lane next to you isn't even an obstacle at all

Briggs' vision has not yet been fulfilled

By the end of the season, Bobby will realize the vision of light

Almost every young woman in the show is a whore really.

AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AHA AHAH AH AAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH

he is with MIKE in the dark place, turn your contrast or brightness up and you can see it

Hey /tpg/, you wanna see my new car?

Sometimes I get flashbacks from these theories

Same here, he said "damn good" in a totally un-Dougie way and even acted like he wasn't Dougie for a while after.

Hopefully it's this just because it makes Cooper's return less grandiose and not a big moment, essentially blowing everyone the fuck out

...except for Candie, of course

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lmao I know what surrealism means, kid. Doesn't mean that disconnected threads can't end up connecting later.

>Even director David Lynch wasn't safe from MacLachlan's retarded vision.

>"One time I yelled 'cut' and Kyle turned to me and said 'cut' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to play Dougie, or is Dougie something that's been in him all along?"

>"Sometimes i would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Kyle had put something in the lens. It was stuff like 'What if Jade gave THREE rides?' and 'Lights. Camera. Call for help.' I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to direct."

It's funny watching the Sup Forums mindset at work with anons acting like Candie is some pure virgin

she's the only one who is literally a whore i.e she is getting paid by gangsters to date and fuck them. she's a bangmaid.

nah they filmed it recently

Fucking retard

Candie is a virgin is a meme at least I hope people are memeing

Reminder that Coop's hair was styled like his own again this episode and not Dougiestyle

I'm still subscribing to the Leddit theory that Coop will wake up fully lucid on October 2nd or whatever

Funnily enough the literal whore is the least dirty woman.
Same with Jade, really.

Judging by all the wine bottles he's probably a bit tipsy lel

Candie got splitroasted so hard by brothers she lost her mind