One of the first times aliens contacted humans was in 1994. They landed at a school in Zimbabwe, frantic to tell anyone around that the Earth was slowly being killed by humans. What isn't widely reported is that they told everyone there an important date. 18th of August they said. They said a huge earthquake is going to hit America and destroy a great portion of it. Yellowstone will erupt. They are doing this to save humanity and Earth at the same time. Population needs to be reduced.
Nearly time
Zachary Bailey
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Colton Bailey
Proof?
Robert Smith
Will this somehow hinder anime production?
Jacob Anderson
Feel free to search up any number of the kids that were there and write them a letter. They all want to share their story of what really happened.
Jayden Young
wtf i am now a #cruzmissle
Jaxson Reyes
wtf I hate Zimbabwe now
Chase Sanchez
Honestly scares me. I have heard that date before, it was some pale bog eyed demon thing with long fingers in a nightmare whispering it. Glad I dont live in America.
Levi Wright
Should I stock up on beanz?
Lincoln Brown
I agree OP. The blacks and other nonhuman races must be eradicated.
You have argued very strongly for genocide, and I approve your message.
Bentley Wright
>land in nignog central
>tell them about volcano on another continent
>which is actually inhabited by actual humans
mods, backtrace and shut down OP plz
Dominic Morgan
>big crisis in america
>world police has to take a break
>finland doomed
it was fun while it lasted. Russia, here we are again.
Cooper Rivera
>want to save humanity
>land in zimbabwe
wew lad
Luke Phillips
>The shitposters got me all hyped up for the 14th and nothing happened, now they try and tell me that the 18th is going to be important
I was so fucking upset on the 23rd of september as well as yesterday. Not again.
Sebastian Russell
Arent they the cradle of humanity?
Joshua Myers
A+ shitpost. Well done
David Collins
Come on user, surely the 18th is truly it, quit your job and spend your savings on guns and ammo before it's too late!
Aiden Lopez
>reduce the world population
Fucking how? The majority of the world's population lives on the other side of the ocean.
Isaac Howard
Might've been dreaming about my mom, that's her birthday
Mason Watson
Joseph Scott
oh my god those digits
Keks will is upon us
Levi Hill
Lol
>Aliens communicating with Africans
>Destroy the most liberated, technologically and adaptable country on the planet.
Who exactly are they trying to save?
Noah Sanchez
It's time for mods to start doing their jobs and begin deleting these stupid threads. They're not funny anymore.
Xavier Kelly
If you watch the documentary they're white
Matthew Turner
>Or just fucking wait three days instead of mailing a letter to Africa.
Jonathan Murphy
I wake up with nose bleeds because of aliens.