You are reborn as an Eastern European

>You are reborn as an Eastern European
>What nationality do you pick?

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Poland or Slovenia or something, somewhere where I'm less likely to live like total shit.

Though I wouldn't be the Slavest slav.

Estonian, no nigger want to live there, and they are white.

>Eastern European
> Slovenia

Austrian.

>Estonia
>White

Finnish

>What nationality do you pick?

you don't get to pick a nationality skopjan deepshit.

...

I'm already Russian

Why are Greeks such gypsies?

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>Sweden

I'm already a slav. But if I got to pick where from, probably Poland.

I hope none of you guys would choose russian.

Dont know.
Croatia maybe.

Serbian.

Hot women and a born desire to remove kebab that is encouraged by society.

Latvian.

Yeah, guess I'm trying to evade living like shit.

Fuckit, I choose Serbia. Push it to the limit.

You guys are getting soft, I saw a truck with an MK sticker on it driving trough Greece yesterday.

Russia/Serbia

SRBIJA
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Pole. I then channel my former me and betray my people to make Germany Reich again.

Czech

Ukraine.

Was in love with a girl from Kiev. Still love her.

Fucking hell you seriously need to stop eating cow shit Pajeet

i like it here

if i had to choose somewhere else, macedonia or croatia

>Poland

Can move my whole family to the UK and stop paying tax

Finnish

Finland :^)

Czech.

Yeah ukraine women are tasty but you wouldn't actually want to be a hohol, better to be a Russian and you can liberate the shit out of your kievan cunt.

Hungary

Estonian - nothing would really change.

Polish but right across the border from Germany Polish so that I'm still an Aryan.

Serbian living in a German speaking canon of Switzerland.

Ukraine

taiwan

Ukrainian or Lithuanian
Best chance of looking bretty good
Guaranteed a qt white waifu and some war with communist either internally or from Russiastan

Russians aren't Slavs they're mongs
The closest they ever get is half slav

Turkish

Kek. No. Most Ukrainian and Russian women go for Westerners so they can live off their money.

moldova bc maybe i can fuck one of my girlfriends cousins or something

Montenegro is comfy

Serbian guys are very big and strong but Polish are catholics... So I guess I would be a strong catholic guy, that is, a Croat.

Still whiter than you at least

delet this

Why do brits have a fetish for Serbs?

Belarus.

Also 60% chance of being ugly
Aww fuck it, you're British you were already dealt a bad hand in it's not like you care about your looks

romanian

russia is literally mother of all slavs

>better to be a Russian
More ignorant words have never been said

Poland, Czech or Croatia (if we even count that as slavic).

Prussian
;_;
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They couldn't propagate their race if at least half weren't marrying their own men you fucking idiot
Also
>Wanting dirty mong Russian women

Lithuanian. GOAT tier loyal qts. And the gender roles are still how they are supposed to be.

Romania.

Yugoslavia

hungarian

Even if you were white(which you aren't)
My country has almost 100 million more whites than you do, so you're wrong
Russia was never mother of all Slavs
And even if it was it'd been raped by so many Mongols and Turks over the centuries that there would hardly be any left in them save for indigenous peoples that Putin doesn't wipe out and allows to live on reservations

Belarus. because they actually have a country. foreigners should be rare like shiny pokemon not like sand grains on a beach.

I want to hate foreigners out of ignorance, and not because I'm constantly forced to interact with them. I want to have neighbors who speak the same language as me. I want to die on a patch of soil I own, with neighbors who share my value and beliefs. I want to drive into town and smile at friends, see their children grow old and get jobs, eventually the same for my own children. I want to feel like I am improving my country, even if just a little.

Arstotskan

Czech

Slovenian any time

>I want to die on a patch of soil I own
Won't find that in Belarus
Also there's a 40% chance you'll have shit Russian genetics

I'm a 11/10 by British standards so I don't really give a shit.

Is it racemixing to mate with Serbians?

East-German

Montenegro

Certainly not fake Macedonians, sons of Zeuski and Clowns of Europe™.

Bulgarian, hottest women ever.

>Let me tell you who's white

Fuck off Amerifat.

Slovenia, Czech Republic, Estonia or Latvia

can't decide but all of them are max comfy
it would be an upgrade compared to my current meme land

I'd choose to be a Croatian

So you're a 3/10?

You'd be Bulgarian or a Serb, I am a mix of both

Estonian, they're based.

Croatian
WE DE BEST

Damn you really rekt me here. I wouldn't expect anything less from a fellow Brit.

Poland or Estonia.

yes

American.

I wouldn't mind being Slovak if I could live in Miami.

Janez union

Its not Racemixing, but I would not recommend you since your child is gonna wish he was either fully slav or fully anglo for rest of his life.

>serbian diaspora detected

russian

Hungary

>Based mongol bros

No, here only the father matters so his son would be 100% anglo (or by decision -serb), we're not jews.

Yes, since Serbians actually aren't white, they're slav-turk hybrids

please

This
I would enslave some dirty r*manians

Poland or Estonia.

Anglo or slav is a genetic thing, the son could be either british or serbian you fucking mongol

Germany.

>russian genes are shit
what a surprise, an american says this.

the patch of soil is always just out of reach, the proverbial carrot on stick? I disagree. Land prices are certainly affordable in belarus, not for just any hard worker, but certainly for a lucky worker. I'll take my chances.

>Acimovic
>Serb

10000000000000000000000000000% doubt

Polish, then I move to the UK.

Wasn't Dalmatia ruled by the Ottomans too?

>buttblasted catholic serb
>c-croats are different guise pavelic 14 88

Sad.

based

but we didn't pick as many "genes" up