You've heard of the poo in loo, but have you heard of the shart in mart

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We've gone over this

SHART IN MART

SHART IN MART

I hope it catches on, it's actually hilarious.

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these people deserve to be shamed.. i hope this catches on

ive never shat myself.. i dont even understand the premise of shitting yourself.. these people are degenerate

SHART IN MART

All these people should be killed without trial.. fucking undermensch

>poo
>in
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gotta say accidentally shitting yourself is still miles ahead of shitting in the streets on purpose

i was just in india recently for business and i felt like i needed to have a gasmask on at all times to walk around in your country.. as soon as i walked off the airplane the overwhelming smell of poo hit me.. and it never left

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>accident

SHART IN MART

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What the fuck. Is it your fatty diets that cause greasy turds to just seep out?

What the hell America?

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Pretty weak meme desu.

A FUCKING SHART

oh my fucking sides

When you find a government and UN sponsored video advocating people to not shit their pants in walmart, and having to teach them to use toilets instead of angrily destroy them then you can say shart in mart you POO IN LOO.

it's constipatutional

>they've run out of memes so they're just gonna resort to hinduposting over and over again

IF YOU BE NOT SOUND OF HEART
AND FEEL THE SUDDEN NEED TO FART
THEN WISDOM YOU I MUST IMPART
TO PUSH ASIDE YOUR SHOPPING CART
ASSUME A SQUAT
I SHIT YOU NOT
AND HAVE A SHART
IN THE MART

Show your anger in those adult diapers m8.

Of course pajeet would force this meme. Not going to happen though

Gold

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Replace the caption with

>United Stains of America

>ameriscooters getting mad already

ayy lmao i like this new fresh dank hot meme

indians finally have a comeback

SHART IN MART

DESIGNATED SHARTING MARTS

SHART IN MART

> it's actually hilarious.

For others yes, but it is a reality for you amerilard.

>be amerishot
>shart in mart

>wearing literal shit bags
>"stains"
how about expanding your vocabulary instead?

kek

why do americans shit themselves?
Is it because of how terrible their diet is?
it is genuinely puzzling how the evolved homo sapiens has come to a point where he can't control his sphincter anymore

My vocabulary is bigger then your mom's stretched-out clunge.

gotta say accidentally shitting yourself is pathetic as fuck.

i was just in america recently for business and i felt like i needed to have a gasmask on at all times to walk around in your country.. as soon as i walked off the airplane the overwhelming smell of sharts hit me.. and it never left

>poo in loo having any speaking room

lol

All of the bullied flags trying to force this meme is killing me. Could your butthurt be any more obvious?
Finland- Mongols
Romanian- Gypsies
Indian- StreetShitters
German- Take your pick of insults

I imagine you being in the very front of a group of people who point your finger and yell "SHART IN MART" to the burger.

/thread

Panjheet cant handle the bantz, projects his insecurity on others. More news at eight.

>BillyJoeBob, my son, you have eaten many burgers and you must shart
>will you do it in this toilet, with a bare arse?
>Or will you put your best light grey sweatpants on, drive to your nearest templ- I mean Walmart and shit yourself?

In on historical thread

I'M AN AMERICAN
I REFUSE TO STOP AT A FART
I SHART IN MART

atleast Indians have no loos

yup couldnt agree more.. its really fucking sad

the meme is funny though you gotta admit

This could have been prevented if their underwear had been armed.

>paul blart mall shart
i wish i was good in shooping

>Could your butthurt be any more obvious?
lmao could yours?

Kek

Being in a Walmart is fun

>I'M AN AMERICAN
>I REFUSE TO STOP AT A FART
>I SHART IN MART

Sweden is here now too guys!

but honestly this was funny.. made me laugh atleast

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>1 extra roll of toilet paper given to this ID

Paul Blart: Mart Shart

Finally the Pajeets got their revenge

SHART
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>couple dozen pictures of obese burgers shitting their pants in public
>a nation of 1.3 billion literally take all their shits in the middle of a street or on their beaches

yup, pretty solid comeback

LMAO!!!!! just make a shitty shop.. can you put shit in his fucking pants too? i dont care how bad your shop is.. just do it

THE ULTIMATE SHART IN MART

Fucking sides have sharted, my shirt is full of shit now

Protip: don't eat from walmart, I shit you not.

Why do Americans do this? Is it to make a political statement?

Successful abu Jazeera the poo in loo business man

t. A mart sharter

Haha that poor dude in the slipper.

>going to walmart
>stop at mcdonalds and get two triple cheese burgers a large coca cola and a large fry with two mcchickens
>buying cheap beer and some ammo at the local walmart to have fun
>feel the mcdonalds I just ate while driving and waiting at red lights
>have to fart
>shart in mart instead
You got us. But we still have the guns

>I shit you not.

Evidence speaks otherwise.

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>All of this damage control
How can mart sharters ever hope to recover?

>implying there is a single country that doesn't get bantz in Sup Forums
The only one that doesn't seem to handle insults is you. Need a safe space?

Goddamit Australia, I thought we were friends

SHART

yeah its because we're free
we cant explain it

At least I shit my pants in the walmart on accident. you shit in the street by choice pajeet

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In all seriousness though, how does one even shit themselves in public like that?

AMERISHARTS BTFO

Amerilards ITT. Go shart in mart tyrone.

I KNOW,
I KNOW I'VE LET MY PANTS DOWN
I'VE POOD ALL OVER MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD SHIT FOR NO ONE ELSE

BUT NOW THROUGH THE CRAMPS AND STRAIN
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO ADMIT
DESIGNATED STREETS ARE THE ONLY PLACE I SHIT

I WISH THAT I COULD POO IN LOO
CAUSE NOW THIS SMELL IS ALL MINE
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT A LOAF UPON YOUR SHOE

I KNOW WE CAN'T FORGET THE BEACH
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL LOW TIDE
BECAUSE OF THAT IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE

IT ALL RETURNS TO FLUSHING
IT ALL GOES
POO IN THE LOO POO IN THE LOO POO IN THE LOO

IT ALL RETURNS TO FLUSHING
IT ALL GOES
POO IN THE LOO POO IN THE LOO POO IN THE LOO

IN MY HEART OF HEARTS
I KNOW THAT I CAN NEVER POO AGAIN
I'VE MISSED EVERY LOO
EVERY LOO
EVERY POO IN EVERY LOO THAT SPLATTERS IN THIS WORLD

>At least I shit my pants in the walmart on accident

He actually thinks this gives him moral superiority

I'M IN FUCKING TEARS HERE, HOLY SHIT

Just shart my shit up, family

That was painful to watch

Particular to walmart specimens, still studying this odd behavior, is it jew feed in general or walmart trough gibblets in particular? time will tell how widespread the issue is. Question is, do you have jew feed in your cabinet? You maybe at risk of shartinmart.

How is that a better thing?

This faglet actually believes anyone does that here.

We can't defend the people of walmart. but we still have guns

I hope this carries all week 2bh

I like how Americans are handling this meme so well.

Rakesh got so butthurt he doesn't even post here anymore.

This is great, but what gives street shitter Pajeet the right to talk about this?

My mother always used to say those who live on the designated streets should not throw poop.

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>already resorting to reverse psychology
This meme is here to stay

>Being this desperate.
Let the shart flow through you.