You may not like it but this is what Lara Croft should look like

You may not like it but this is what Lara Croft should look like.

Nah she would wear pants to prevent cuts.

Physique is correct though.

im fine with that

Great taste

wrong hair colour but you are correct

Lara Croft has to be fit and nimble, not bulky.
Alicia is perfect.

You are correct sir. In order for Lara Croft to swing from vines and do handstands she'd have to be built like a gymnast.

>turning Lara into a blonde bimbo

fuck off she's always been Anglo

No thanks.

Yick. Did she skip leg day and arm day? She's like one huge mass of abs

Nimble like a salamander

She also has to have nice big titties to.. uh.. because.

Who cares what she looks like? She should be able to pull off the stunts and hold her own in fights, whatever body allows her to do that, that's how she should look like.

because normal people like attractive women and not sticks you literal faggot

Feminists would hate it because they know they can't snap their fingers and have this body, you actually have to work out hard. That is out of the question. They don't want a female character that is too challenging. We'll settle with the petite skinny brunette with no tits or ass

She needs the round shades

sure, but only if they have a part of the game where she has to crush watermelons between her legs

No, this is what she should look like

Is this footage of the next Alien movie?

work on the arms and legs a bit then she'd be perfect

I wasn't being sarcastic. I like big tits on a woman just like nature intended.

Why is that sexy Lara Croft bullying the smaller weaker Lara Croft?

Quick, there's no time, I need source!

I want to put her entire body in my mouth.

The weak should fear the strong.

>tattoo
>shit modern text paragraph tattoo

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Because NuLara is a disgusting piece of trash that's needs to be hurt and mercilessly abused. She needs to be raped and cut and degraded. She's a pathetic, useless cunt who's only good for holding cum

Darwinian selection of Laras.

Why do women do this? Chads aren't into it

WEW

Lara shouldn't be getting movies anymore.

I do, in fact, like it.

I don't think there is much winstrol and anavar around the jungle for that.

should also get some work done on those breasts

>Mod her into my Oblivion game
>Make her my sex slave and fuck dogs until she gives birth to a liter of puppies
>Repeat until her vagina is so stretched out she can't feel anything down there anymore

Angelina was pretty much perfect for the role.

>implying that matters
you dont care that batman is on steroids

would smash

>fat Americunts unironically prefer a "thicc" obese gluttonous piece of shit to a fit goddess

Some estrogen might help too.

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ WOULD BE A PERFECT LAURA CROFT AND YOU KNOW IT

Those feet

She wouldn't have some basic bitch tattoo on her arm, or anywhere, but the body is pretty much on point.

Lara croft shouldn't have tattoos

*would get smashed by

if you like muscle girls then you are gay. why can't /fit/ just be honest with themselves?

the amount of photoshop in this image is painful. it's especially obvious around her inner thighs.

SAUCE ME ON ALL THE MODS RIGHT NAO

>tfw no qt musclefu gf

Go home, Michelle. Nobody likes you.

Face of a 12 yrs old.

How about fit AND smol?

>alyssa loughran
>not a fit goddess
fag

A bonus

I want her to crush my skull with her thighs

That's not a gymnast, but some roid powerlifting abomination.

A good death

user, literally any other actress would be better then Alicia.

Hnnng this is what perfection looks like

>tfw no thicc femlet gf

You may not like it but this is what Lara Croft should look like.

I hope you mean without that tattoo. Hair color is wrong too, but that's easily fixable. Aside from that, sure.

>Her abs are bigger than her tits
That or she's an anthro with 8 tits

You may not like it but this is what Lara Croft should look like.

>Michelle Rodriguez
>playing a rich British aristocrat
Laura Croft is James Bond mixed with Indiana Jones. She's supposed to be super smart and come from old money

For the love of god, spoiler that shit, that's puke inducing

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Even Whoopi Goldberg?

how can based fassbender settle for that ugly flat boring shit after banging some prime brown pussy?

Someone post that pic of those ugly women saying that Sabina isn't beautiful.

At least Whoopi Goldberg looks like a female and has tits.

>tattoos

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>Whoopi Goldberg looks like a female

>Lara is James Bonde mixed with Indiana Jones
No she's not, she was never a "James Bond" personality type, at least not in the games.

Hell of a lot more feminine then Alicia, who literally looks like a male neck on downwards. Fuck, I wouldn't be surprised if she has a dick too.

Found it.

I thought I liked everything about Lara, but realized these shades is exception. They were gone for a reason.

>low test

What a fag

Muscle girls are fucking nasty. Angie Jolie was perfect.

>This is the new primary audience for Tomb Raider

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That a cute bro. Has he ever been mistaken for a woman?

That pic is at least two years old. She hopped on gear ang got seriously swole.

proofs?

Unfortunately she'll ruin it in 5 years when she gets a big pair of fake tits.

they're all lesbos obviously

>not wearing a sports bra
Virgins ITT

>implying she wasn't already popping anavar then

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The vagina is a muscle and gets tighter/stronger the more you use it. It only becomes loose from gigantic inserts, and dog dicks are not big.

>that manbod
what a waste

disgusting freak

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>blonde
>tattoos
>breasts that don't project like warheads
>sloped forehead

No. This woman is hot but she isn't close to Lara Croft.

>that ayyyyyy lmao head
Nothanksdrake.jaypeg

still would

I bet you think there's nothing wrong with being promiscuous too.