Voltron: Legendary Defender

/vld/ - Pure edition

Would you platonically hug a Paladin?

Ignore the shitposts

I'd platonically kill Shiro and his entire fanbase. They ruin literally every thread.

Can we get a Lidge edition for once?

Does anyone else notice that it's always the Shirofags that start bullshit?

Someone will causally say they like Lance, and they will jump on them and start drama and claim Lancefags are cancer. Someone will joke about Keith being thirsty and will jump on them and claim keithfags are cancer. Someone posted Shiro/allura and the same thing happened.

Honestly, Shirofags are the true cancer. They get pissy when someone mentioned anything other than their hot bara tiddies and rape headcanons.

Well, a Sheith edition didn't go over so well, so making an obscure ship the topic of the thread would probably ruffle a few feathers.

Gayshipping is the cancer of Voltron, Sheith or Klance or whatever, the pissy queens can't help but get catty about fictional dudes fucking each other.

Nah, it's Shirofags and Shiro himself. I hope he dies and his fandom collectively kills themselves so these threads will be spared from their bullshit.

>Well, a Sheith edition didn't go over so well

Good, that's a sign that there's still hope for Sup Forums.

Nice copypasta, dude.

That doesn't make it any less true.

This is the only Lidge pic I saved.

Can we stop having these threads? All we talk about is the same crap continuously.

>gotta love the mice
>Keith and Shiro circle jerk
>can someone explain where the Galra Keith theory comes from?
>how do you think the others would react to Keith being a Galra?
>incest bullshit
>xenofagging/furfaggotry
>Allura shaves Galrans and makes coats out of their fur
>gay image dumping
>fans of so-and-so character or ship are cancer
>Tumblr bashing
>off topic conversation about another series entirely
>rape and mpreg headcanons

Seriously, same shit day-in day-out.

*shrugs* I visit these threads for fresh fanart, because I don't want to browse tumblr for it. No matter how bad cancer in this thread it still better than tumblr "headcanons".

The trick, anons, is to stop posting in these threads.

You know you can get all the gay art you want from /cm/, right?

>*shrugs*

Seriously?

These threads are rarely on topic and are mostly just image dumping, don't you need something more substantial to avoid generals from getting banned?

Comics are still coming out, one drops next week, and there are still cast and crew interviews coming out. Just because the threads have been co-opted by gayshippers doesn't mean there's a lack of other material.

Not that user but /cm/ is barely active these days it's definitely not the place to go if you want to be up to date with fanart.

It's fast for flavor of the month series, just look at the Overwatch threads.

>stuff that's happening next week

There's nothing currently going on though so there's no need for these generals.

Still nothing close to what it was like back in 2007 for example.

The Fuck is this edition shit?

and /vld/

fuck that

OP is probably a Shirofag, hence why the thread is shit

Who is Keith's dad?

It's clearly Thace. I can't see it being Prorok or Zarkon. Besides, having the big bad be his father would be too close to Star Wars. Makes a little more sense for him to be a Galra rebel, or even a morally ambiguous character would be fun.

I want to hold hands with Keith

Right, that's another one.

Who fucking cares at this point

>I want to hold hands with worst boy

ftfy

I stopped coming to these threads when they got all gay and /trash/y. any news for season 2?

No. It's still just gay shit and cancerous Keithfags/Shirofags/Lancefags clawing each other's eyes out.

Dreamworks still hasn't dropped the fucking trailer, even though it was shown at SDCC. It's probably coming in November/December though.

Which ship/s do you think are going to become canon. Its 98 percent known that the gay ships arent goign to be no matter how much tumblr cries or masturabtes

Stop with the gay art please.

pidge and ketih

>Which ship/s do you think are going to become canon

Is this what we're reduced to? Nothing but talk about shipping?

These threads really are /SUG/ tier.

No.

No

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Oh look, it's that keithfag from last thread here to shit the place up again.

literal cancer
lets be realistic
okay then then lets just post porn and talk about animal and humans fucking eachother

>user asks nicely
>fujos act like catty cunts in response
>they're also too dumb to realize they have their own board for this shit

i feel like during histauses the genrals should be banned or posted in /trash/. For all our sakes

Also worth noting that they're Sheithfags, who repeatedly prove that they're the worst posters in these threads.

Agreed.

>11 IPs
>42 posts
>literally the same guy shitting up the slowest thread on Sup Forums because he's triggered by gayposting

Autism of this magnitude shouldn't be possible

that's.... that's hot.

3 different anons replied to you. People clearly take issue with the decaying of these threads, yet you just encourage it further.

You also come to these threads for gay shipping, which is autistic in itself.

some of us are here for gushing about wanting to fuck sweaty pidge
>incest bullshit
hey did we finally take my idea? are we pidgecesting now?

I liked it when we had separate gay and straight threads. everyone was happy.

No, it's Zarkon/Keith incest. Pidge is never brought up here anymore.

since you seem like your from tumblr can you explain why you think pidge is trans. Thank you

You're proving me right.

wouldn't they have to be related for that to be in-
wait since when does incest even register if it's gay? that's a step down plus they cant breed

>posting pedophilia
MODS

>that's a step down plus they cant breed

Shut the fuck up, you're going to encourage the autistic Keithfags to talk about their A/B/O headcanons for the millionth time.

Huh. Idve thought that the only girl on the team would be talked about. Guess this general really is filled with underage white girl who like to watch two guys fuck

>Idve thought that the only girl on the team would be talked about

She was until femanons took over these threads and turned them into off topic gay generals.

Pidge is also young and tomboyish, so even the straight guys here wouldn't be into her. We have a few Allurafags though.

But let's be honest, this show is mostly dudes, so there's going to be a lot of gayposting. I'd like to see people take this same response to all the waifufaggotry and lesbian stuff in /sug/

>Pidge looks and acts like a boy
>Allura is black
>Rock girl is a rock
>Witch is old and ugly
There's only one attractive girl in this show, the yellow alien chick, and she had like 8 minutes of screentime

Pidge x Allura

>so even the straight guys here wouldn't be into her

Except they were, she was the favorite of these threads before they became pure shit.

Reminder that according to the main show runner Lance has deep insecurities that he hides through his blaster and bravado, and a lot of his attitude towards Keith is based out of jealousy over Keith's natural ability.

Here's to seeing his eventually psychological break down on screen, most likely delivered by a pissed off Keith.

I've seen it. It's cute.

Spot the female anons who have no idea how neckbeards think

>Pidge is also young and tomboyish, so even the straight guys here wouldn't be into her.
Nigga what?

We all about the Pidge.

Lance a shit

I hope it leads to him becoming less of an annoying asshole.

Then post Pidge.

Honestly, I don't see what the problem is. There's no reason why we can't discuss Galra Keith, Sheith, Pidge, Klance, Allura, Shiro's fate, the comics, season 2, or anything else. If you don't like the content of the thread, then contribute what you want to see. That's how this works. Instead, we're 65 posts in and it's the same few people complaining about gay stuff, most of their posts entirely unprovoked. Just post what you want. This thread doesn't belong to anyone.

>There's no reason why we can't discuss Galra Keith, Sheith, Pidge, Klance, Allura, Shiro's fate, the comics, season 2, or anything else.

Because it's the same shit over and over, discussion has been exhausted at this point and it's embarrassing seeing these threads devolve into /sug/ levels of cringe.

I don't get why that one Lancefag has a grudge against Shiroposters. We're usually the ones speaking up in favor of Lance and saying to give him a chance compared to the Keithposters and Keithcentric Sheithposters. Unless user doesn't even like Lance in the first place and is just looking for an excuse to start shit.

>and it's the same few people complaining about gay stuff, most of their posts entirely unprovoked

It's provoked by these threads constantly being nothing but gay shipping and rape headcanons all the livelong day. Also fujos fighting over which boy or ship is best/worst

These threads belong in /trash/

The fuck are you talking about, Shirofags are literally the worst posters here. See:

He's an admitted troll who bragged about how easy it is to piss off Shiro posters in the last thread. It's truly pathetic, since he must have been waiting and refreshing the catalog nonstop since the last thread died, waiting for a new one to be made so he could shit up this one too.

>He's an admitted troll who bragged about how easy it is to piss off Shiro posters in the last thread

No, he bragged about how easy it is to turn people against Shirofags. Which it is, considering an user made a whole fucking copypasta about it when there was no evidence of Shirofags starting the shitfest that was in the last thread in the first place.

I've also seen another user the last few days bring up "Shirofag cancer" ruining the threads.

Lanceposters have had it out for Shiroposters long before now. And I know this because I was never the one instigating that stuff at that time.

What paladins do you want to see captured and forced to fight in a Galra arena Sup Forums? And how do you think they'd fare?

I want to see Lance. Shiro obviously can fight, Keith is a good fighter too, Hunk has his raw strength and Pidge is crafty. Lance is none of those things and he's not gonna badly flirt or fart joke his way out of an arena fight.

I'd like to see Lance get butchered horribly in the arena desu

A few threads ago we had some interesting talk about the history of the druids, and even if it was buried in Harry Potter cringe the discussion about the paladins' personalities and strengths was pretty nice.

I could do without that one user who keeps doing Sheith art dumps though, as someone who likes the pairing. It's not like they're offering anything to discuss, and part of the reason the /cm/ thread is inactive is precisely because nobody's posting in it.

I hope the user who originally wrote this pasta kills themselves.

Are they even sincere Lanceposters. I'm a Shirofag and I'm responsible for a big chunk of Lanceposting. Plus that other self-described Shirofag user who asked for a Lance art dump and promptly started a wave of Shiro bashing because he got in the way of Klance.

>tfw Pidgefag
Feels good not to be caught up in all the bullshit.

I agree that art dumping is a bit much, considering we want actual content. If your Sheith pic accompanies a post, sure, but if you're just going to empty your Sheith folder, take it to /cm/

>Are they even sincere Lanceposters

Yes. As a Shirofag who frequently sees Lancefags blindly lash out again shirofags whenever someone responds negatively to a post about Lance or calls him worst boy, I'd say they definitely are.

Whoever wrote , be they keithfag or Lancefag, was being very sincere.

Samefag

What if the real plan is they're pretending to bait the Shiroposters so they can make Lance the most hated character of them all? Seems unnecessary though, lots of people come into these threads fresh hating him already.

I want to kill Shiroposting, you fucking idiot.

But you're also a pedophile

Having been in these threads before the whole Canon Agesgate I associate "ban Shiro and everyone who posts him" messages with the people who were saying it ironically to encourage MORE Shiroposting.

Maybe, considering how transparent he is he's probably not an anything fag.

I'm telling you right now, as the shitposter, that genuine Lancefags have inexplicably attacked Shirofags long before I started joining in. Plus you really can't cover up the user who wrote that copypasta and all the anons who agreed with it.

You made your bed, sleep in it.

Anti-Lancefag pls, if your real master plan is to destroy Lanceposting or any other kind of non-Shiroposting it's not going to work so long as Shiroposters still exist in these threads.

Uh, no? Sometimes people just don't want gay Shiro art and prison rape headcanons over and over

I actually want more Lanceposting and less Shiroposting, so thanks. You people are so dumb and paranoid, you don't even know who to point the finger at anymore.

Hebephile.

>implying anti-shirofag sentiment is not a real thing

Are you this delusional? Were you not even here last thread?

>I-It's not like I want you to keep posting Shiro user!
Aww, tsundere user is tsundere

i may have pleb taste but this lancefag has your back user

>so long as Shiroposters still exist in these threads.

They'd be doing us a favor if they stopped posting altogether

You should bash Keith, that's how all the major anti-Shiro shitstorms start.

>Shirofag behaving like an obnoxious cunt

Shocking.