Wake up one day

>Wake up one day.
>This is lying on your desk next to a pen

What do you do with it, Sup Forums?

write "DEATH NOTE" inside it and see if i can witness division by zero

Nothing because I'm not a fucking murderer.

insert in my anus

will kill Obama or a new american president

"Merkel muss weg"

Nothing because I actually want to go to some sort of afterlife when I die.

>"OP"

Write my own name.

Kill anyone who insults Trump

You haven't ever seen a politician or other public figure and thought "fuck, the World might be better off if this person had a heart attack on stage."?

desu if I had one of these, I'd have Hillary suffer a stroke during her closing statement in the final debate.

That's not my true name, though.

Write the name of the guy who cast L as a nigger in the new show

>Hilary Clinton shits herself after heart attack during the presidential debate

Go back to Sup Forums with your stupid ass bait.

saged

Haha fucking retard.

>In the end all humans go to 無 (mu) aka "nothingness"

So it doesn't matter if you write in the book

I'd write your name in the book, user.

how to sage?

Stick all the pages together with my semen.

Write the following

>Hillary Rodham Clinton, November 1, 2016, 7:30 PM EST, holds a press conference one week before and during the conference, confesses to all crimes, abuses of power, and other illegal actions, as well as confessing her disdain for ethnic minorities before dying of a very violent heart attack.
>William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton, November 2, 2016, 9:30 PM EST, car accident, dies laughing, "Ding dong, the witch is dead."

>Barrack Hussein Obama, January 1, 2017, car accident
>Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama, January 1, 2017, car accident
>Malia Ann Obama, January 3, 2017, depression-based suicide via hanging
>Natasha Obama, January 4, 2017, depression-based suicide via gunshot

Wonder what Hillary was doing in my room

Can I just write "niggers"

KEK WILLS IT.

Bernie Sanders.

Self immolation.

I'll just open Wikipedia and then write names of all politicians in world

Well I won't be able to resist it I think so I would use it albeit a bit differently than Light.

The thing is I know and can consult the unwritten rules and mechanics of the book so good luck catching me.

Also I would take it up a notch by some let's say automatization.
setup a printer or automated writing device fastened to my hand. create a program to print in tiny font name, time of death and cause of death selected by a randomizer. then import names + mugshot into a database and sit behind the display while it is printing and flashing the mugshots.

Oh yea and buy a ample supply of apples.

including lukashenko?

Sam Hyde, he's been getting away with it for far too long.

I would mispell my name three times while thinking about myself and then throw it away.

Wew lad another kek witness

Write the entire greens and labor party in it.

That's a secret, tovarishch polcovnik

OP

witnessed m8

Witnessed

Write my own name, naturally, followed by:
>Has a large, widely-attended funeral by many who didn't even know him, complete with weeping acquaintances
>is memorialized with a small plaque at the local park

that seems pretty within the realm of possibility. Not too complex.

Hopefully i'd die before I see my shinigami.

cleanse the middle east of population

Throw it away since I'm not a pathetic weeb.

write: THE ARYAN RACE.

*berg
*mann
Gold*
Silber*

Loosers

Muhammad?

You could wipe out entire cities by writing a name of a person there then saying died of a nuclear bomb.

type in
shakira
sucks my dick and then dies
[my name]
gets dick sucked by shakira, and dies of heart attack

While doing that may as well add the mods of wikipedia.

I haven't laughed that hard from a racist joke in a while. Thanks mate

L go home...

Why kill the hot Obama nigress offspring? She should do a porno first.

You can only control a person up to 23 days

Anonymous

I don't think the note book has any power on reality after the death. You would have to write the names of every single attendy (EVERYONE) and kill them off days or weeks latter. I forget the cut off date for how long a person can live with there name in the book.

>shakira

If it lives to breed, its spawn might try to follow in their grandfather's footsteps.

kill the guy who nicknamed me in high school, because that shit still follows me

Kill everyone who insult's trump and make them draw Pepe with their blood in their wall

Merkel
Bush
Tony B
Hillary
Juncker
Sadiq Khan

Probs more...

I've got a big list op, a big list.

"Jews"

My new department head, in an autofellatio experiment gone horribly wrong.

what did he nickname you?
I have to know

You guys dont really understand yeah?
You just need to kill main guys in ISIS and make them shout that Allah dont wills death of kaffirs-->ISIS is non existant-->refugees cannot emigrate in Europe. Thats easy

Copy paste the phonebook of Canada.

>get job in paper factory
>mince up a few pages
>throw them into the pulp

This

Write:
1) peoples whose non-tanned skin color is darker than brown
2) peoples whose 1st language isn't either English, Cantonese, Japanese, Spanish, French, German, Portugese, Polish, Scandinavian, and Russian.
3) NEETS
4) Anyone in politics who is Democrat or Republican

Problem solved.

Try to find which autistic weeb put it there and beat the shit out of him

And see, I'm not racist, I actually don't have much of a problem with Latinos. They at least don't chimp out.

You are all idiots.

>can't get employed?
Network with the hiring manager at the company while using the book to get rid off an entry level employee creating a vacancy.

>gain skills on the job and ready for a promotion?
write the name of your supervisor. Work your way up to CEO.

>having trouble with a competitor?
Write the name of their CEO until they get a shitty CEO.

Life would pretty much be in easy mode with that book.

Try it like a retard, because WHAT IF NOT is literally a null group
If it were to actually work like in the anime, I'd be starting pandemics all around the world for shit and giggles

>Using it for personal gain
>Not using it responsibly to cleanse our society of the leeches who rule us

Very jewish, leaf.

Hillary Clinton
Bernie Sanders

I giggled, this.

Maybe Hillary before dividing by zero

what is it?

>김정은, September 11, 10:00 AM UTC+9, tells the Korean Central News Agency to release the doomsday video in TV and internet, orders all his artillery division to start bombing Seoul, orders all his navy to attack South Korea's fishing boat before dying of a heart attack due to his obesity

>General Vincent K. Brooks, September 11, 11:00 UTC+9, orders a full scale assault of United States Forces Korea on the north of the peninsula before dying of Intracranial aneurysm due to stress

Why all the hassle?
Are you not competent enough to compete?

Soros is an obvious pick

KILL YOURSELF AUTISMO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Write the name of my Oneitis' boyfriend
>Already know she has feelings for me but is in too deep with him to give me a shot; even though he's a complete asshat to her and manipulates the shit out of her
>Will be there for her and not rush her through her grieving and she'll eventually get with me and lice happier

Yea, I guess I have issues.

my name

this is genuinly interesting faggot

I was an L-fag but that was 10 years ago. I would definitely start writing names with no consequences to what would happen to me when I die.

Not enough paper for every nigger.

I never bothered with this.
What happens if I chuck the whole thing in a wood chipper or set it on fire?

Sign it so if i lose it they know who to return it to.

Me too, someone or something please fucking kill me

also maybe have that Khan guy commit suicide shuting Allahu Akbar with a bomb strapped to his chest into a Clinton rally
probably not that many people would die but it would be funny

Make meme magic real and essentially become kek. Make decisions based on repeating digits, and kill famous people and Trump critics in memetic ways.
>Jeb suicide
>Hillary stroke
>Soros zyklon B poisoning
>etc.
I'd leave people like ISIS for Trump to conquer at first. Eventually it might progress to full-on genocide, but I would be subtle to start out with.

maga

Conquer the earth

not Yeb! please

ALL CTR NAMES

Ryuk said that a human who uses the Death Note can go to neither heaven nor hell. This implies there was some kind of 3rd option he didn't say, or there's just nothing after death. Either one is okay.

i'm having second thoughts.
The perfect girl for me loves me and we marry and we live a long happy life until we both die together

Write my name in it so if it's lost people know whose it is.

Write Kek
Fucking false deities

or this

damn random deaths everywhere

You're the idiot who thinks they'd still have to work when wielding such a tool.

everyone associated with isis, homophobes, drumpf supporters, transphobes/xenophobes, and all Sup Forums users, kim jong un, putin, and yeah

You mean the mayor of London?

It would be hilarious. But not in Clinton rally. European commission is better.