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It's a Long Way to Tipperary Edition

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sounds like a german tune desu

sounds like a german tune desu

dicklets (aka wh*Te bois) OUT OUT OUT

if it was German the lyrics would be in German
fucking moron

student life is shallow and void of purpose

furthermore it breeds reliance on state rather than capitalists

from The Times 2010 guide to the commons
howling

how's the love life nigger

I repeat, why are girls so boring to text with lads?

the fucking rhythm and melodic line is ripped straight from German themes you moron.

>Sounds like yanks singing

women in general are boring and mundane creatures

Want the gf to tongue my anus and suck on my balls. The hair is in the way and makes her uncomfrotable

going to set my alarm for 07:40 just so I panic when it wakes me up thinking I'm late for work, before experiencing the seldom equaled elation of realising its the weekend and no toil and go back to sleep

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very good whi*Te boi. slammed my gorilla dick into a TIGHT whi*Te girl and gave her my loving seed. she SCREAMED with pleasure as she rubbed her clit with my overflowing seed.

united kingdom of great britain, northern ireland, and roanoke island

what happened to those colonists? spoopy

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>alarm at 7.40

days half over by that stage lad

gorillas have really small penises

tell me more

>7:40
luxury

haha

used to set alarm to 5am on days off so i could wake up and hearing the traffic and rush and see twilight briefly before sleeping more

funnily enough i’d remember my dreams better too

you want owt?

Really? It was absolute shit here post war and things got so bad in the 70s there were regular power cuts and the government had to declare a 3-day week. You'd have to go back to Victorian times since things were this good, and even then you better hope you aren't working class unless you want to live in a slum and work down a mine for tuppence and month and have the body of a 90 year old at 40. At best you could say we've hit a lull since the 90s, but we've still never had it so good.

Just remembered Corbyn in the leader of the opposition and let out a slight chuckle.

this must be old. no blackwashing
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fresh meat makes me feel like my life is generic meaningless shite

anime
slags
anime slags

Well my thread aint gonna be used so I may as well just post this here.
>weekinweird.com/2015/06/04/tracking-down-the-legendary-greenock-catman-scotlands-glowing-eyed-rat-eating-mystery/

Yes he is very much real to any non believers at first, just like Purple Aki

of course you want more, wh*Te boi. I bet you're hard as a rock, cuckold. long story short, she'll have to explain to mommy why she'll give birth to a BLACK man

PM soon

>work night shift
>it's my weekend

feels amazing lads

In 2005 Dennis Skinner was kicked out of parliament for telling George Osbourne that the only growth in the 1980s was “the lines of coke in front of boy George and the rest of them."

Cheddar man ?

bit depressing that considering how much of a shithole britain is lmao

they probably mixed with a native american tribe, there were reports of white looking Indians and European two story dwellings on the mainland near there a couple decades later. the Spanish could've killed them off too, they did the same to a French colony in South Carolina a few decades earlier

A bit sad that the English didn't really care that much at the time and not even the Virginia company wasted that many resources looking for them

I FEEL it in my BONES

Leftist grug

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PENGDON REPRESENT RAAAAAAH

Best advert ive watched in my fucking life

i love how this image is tailored towards dick insecurity. my dick is 7.4 inches and girthy and i've had girls complain about it hurting them and struggling with johnnies falling off because i can't get them down to the base. any bigger and it's like trying to ram a fucking coffee table leg up there it's not pleasurable for anybopdy

>In a section claiming Google tries to “stifle” conservative parenting styles, the suit reads: “Google furnishes a large number of internal mailing lists catering to employees with alternative lifestyles, including furries, polygamy, transgenderism, and plurality, for the purpose of discussing sexual topics. The only lifestyle that seems to not be openly discussed on Google’s internal forums is traditional heterosexual monogamy.”

>A footnote next to the word “plurality” adds: “For instance, an employee who sexually identifies as ‘a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin’ and ‘an expansive ornate building’ presented a talk entitled ‘Living as a Plural Being’ at an internal company event.”

Had the time of my life this friday thanks to squirt.org

emy
m
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BOING BOING BOING YEEAAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA TITTIES, BAZOOKAS, TA-TAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My Nan was Irish and I seriously doubt she would approve of this banter

explain why your dick is always limp and you prefer fucking ass in porn mr. (ass) man

business idea: never pull a girl

The female form is inherently sluttish and indecent.

I recently learned that a fair amount of pornstars have had Hysterectomies to accomodate large penises

already been done

hooting

shut up and stand in the corner, wh*Te boy. you better get that cock in a cage quick and prep me before I fuck your girl, else I'll fuck you raw and breed YOU good

I'LL GET OVER YOU I KNOW I WILL
I'LL PRETEND MY SHIP'S NOT SINKING
AND I'LL TELL MYSELF I'M OVER YOU
'CAUSE I'M THE KING OF WISHFUL THINKING
I AM THE KING OF WISHFUL THINKING

ur moms already been done lmao

Google knows what people's deepest desires really are. They aren't promoting any agenda accept openness.

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pics please x

any /asmr/ lad in?
tonight's a sohpiemichelle night, me thinks.

fuckin ell the North Americans are flirting again

yeah

San Francisco is why you see that shit in their company. If they were somewhere else you wouldn't see those nutty kind of people.

i thought yankmerica was the land of opportunity though

In his response, Gudeman said “the point of this document is to disallow any defense at all that a man might make when some woman complains about bias. There is no defense. The woman is always right. The man has no alternative but to submit to her superior moral position. We have a word for that attitude, it’s called ‘sexism.'”

He says the criticism was widely derided and deemed “un-Googley.”

I like the idea that they assimilated to some native tribe but you know that's unlikely. Slaugtered is the most likely conclusion. By whom though

>tfw point of no return
I laughed at this picture when I was young, but now I see the decrepit waste I am and weep

saw some nutter using his laptop on the bus

>Damore’s memo prompted another employee to post this quote: “I’m a queer-ass nonbinary trans person that is fucking sick and tired of being told to open a dialogue with people who want me dead. We are at a point where the dialogue we need to be having with these people is ‘if you keep talking about this shit, i will hurt you.”

There is a reason they call it the American dream, and not the American reality.

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0wned,p0wned an laid the fuckout by RADICAL YUGOSLAVIA. dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,

sorry, I only sleep with white women. young virgin pale ones. stay up mr. man

doing a think

whats wrong with that
I do that all the time

I reckon you lads would stop wasting your life on this outdated Internet forum if just once you got your dick wet

*bow tie spins*
*pours water over my head*
*retrieves large mallet from my pocket and smashes it over my head repeatedly*

hate normies reee lol silly normies xD

Four empires collapsed due to the. All of the powers in 1914 expected a short war; none had made any economic preparations for a long war, such as stockpiling food or critical raw materials.

By 1916, Britain was funding most of the Empire's war expenditures, all of Italy's and two thirds of the war costs of France and Russia, plus smaller nations as well. Lows estimates put the cost at $4 trillion.

The U.S. took over the financing of the Allies in 1917 with loans that it insisted be repaid after the war. Officially, the United States had no alliances. Although it declared war on Germany, it did not officially join the Allies.

Germany financed the Central Powers, spending about 40% what the Allies spent. Many Germans wanted an end to the war. By 1917, 10,000 American soldiers were arriving to the front lines daily. Defeat became obvious. The end of October 1918, saw the beginning of the German Revolution of 1918–19.

In the following three weeks, American President Woodrow Wilson responded to the request for a truce. Meanwhile, Hindenburg and the senior generals lost confidence in the Kaiser and his government. The Kaiser and all German ruling princes abdicated. The war was over; the history books closed on the German Empire.

>In a message from July 2017, a repentant Google employee publicly realized he was “whitesplaining” black history. “I (a white Googler), in an attempt to build a rapport with a Black Noogler and demonstrate my lack of ignorance of Black History, ended up whitesplaining Black History to him…thereby demonstrating my ignorance of Black History in the process. A few minutes later, feeling like a complete idiot, I went back to him and apologized for whitesplaining.”

>His comment was lauded by another Googler.

starting to think this is bullshit. they call black google employees Nooglers?

*gives thumbs up*

autismoyank is back
report and ignore

>get inconsolably depressed whenever I'm reminded that girls exist

woah, this convinced me. #imwithher now

>britain was funding most of the war
wow its almost
as if
britain is the root of all evil in europe

hey me too

normies are actually stupid though
anyone who strives for mediocrity is a stupid normie

everything you wanted to do as a kid is no longer fun. Junk food? Enjoy heartburn and obesity. Theme parks? Exhausting expensive and the rides make you motion sick now. Hanging out with friends? You have way fewer friends and they're much more boring now. Video games? Actually video games are still great, if you ever have time to play them.

i am the leader of the chad left

ordered a winter survival deal from dominos

was nice until i got 75% of the way through and no feels like a chore but mummy didn't raise a quitter

still howling at this
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raging misogynist or bitter virgin?

must be hard leading nothing

there's actually more evidence for the former than the latter, I think they're still doing genetic research trying to find anyone descended from any of the colonists. Chances are the part-Indian descendants lived a semi-western lifestyle and were re-assimilated a couple generations later when colonization in the area picked up and no one noticed it. I have a theory of my own that they could've actually travelled significantly north into the Delaware valley

The Spanish seemed slightly confused on the location of colony, and there was no Maltese cross carved in the trees around the site (which they were supposed to do if they had been captured or were being massacred). Also no evidence of an attack on the site

watching the Olympic opening ceremony

don't normally think in these terms but the whole framing of S. Korea as some kind of magical mysterious land strikes me as a bit patronizing

In one thread, employees discussed at length whether Trump’s win meant it’s time for a violent revolution. “How do people cope with this?” one employee wrote. “I’ve never been part of a military or war effort before. … I don’t know how useful I’ll be.”

Another advised: “Get in touch with your friendly local antifa. … I won’t say violence has no place, but if you are going to be doing anything risky, I can’t overemphasize the important of networking with people who’ve been thinking about scenarios like the one we’re in for years, and building relationships with them. We are only powerful if we organize.”

“This list is not truly anonymous,” another cautioned.

>raging misogynist or bitter virgin?

where ever you run, where ever you hide, the ETERNAL A*GLO is there to shake your hand, then stab your back.

Noogler=New Google employee (I Googled it lol).

That work environment is a cult.

Working 9-5 technically means working 8-6, as you have to commute to work everyday.
Then when the weekends come, you're so drained that you just want to sleep and talk with your SO.
As a result, making friends, or maintaining old relationships is fucking hard. If you do put in the effort, then you'll be exhausted afterwards.
I have no idea how adults can raise kids on top of this, all being an adult seems to be is working to live. Shits hard.