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Candie Edition

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The most /ourgirl/ to ever exist.

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What's very problem though???

Candie and Dougie is my ~OTP~.

They are gonna run away together.

>mfw Dougie being guided around the office by somebody holding a coffee a few feet in front of him

I'm a little Lynched Cooper isn't back yet, but Part 11 was so fucking kino.

No, it's David Lynch.

Why don't the brothers ever ask the other two girls to do anything? Candie did nothing wrong.

>this season has given us Rhonda, Janey-E, and Candie

Lynch has perfected waifukino, lads.

david lunch lol

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haha good one

BASED

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Then what, if you're not interested in groundbreaking approaches to narrative and character psychology, in addition to the use of the surreal in a particularly pop-oriented medium, do you consider to be the "intrinsic value" that s3 has over the original run? Especially to such an extent that the choice is easy.

Here's my new Twin Peaks waifu. Anyone recognize her without looking up her name in the credits?

Saved, thanks Sup Forums friend.

yea thats vomit zombie

thank you, based lunchposter

That whole scene got me hard, and now I'm questioning my entire existence.

but is there any porn of girls that look and dress like those three?

wait wtf lmao

AHHH
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SHES SICK!

So true, a new age of waifus is upon us. Thank you, Lynch for your patrician taste in females. Only one problem...

WHERE. THE. FRICK. IS. RHONDA?!?!

Battling Bud is so based.

Reminder that Depute Jesse is linked with Sonny Jim, and that both of them are the Giant. He's going to keep bugging Hawk, asking him to look at his 2000 car, and when Hawk finally goes to see his new car, there will be a huge hint about Cooper's whereabouts.

Like the butler, he appears to be a bumbling fool at first, but he was actually trying to help them in their case when he opened the door and asked Truman to look at his car.

>both do same head tilt thing
>ELECTRICITY
>often always near lamps
>near his desk, there's not 1, but 2 lamps around Depute Jesse, the police room is totally bright, he doesn't need those lamps. There's no lamp on Chad's desk or on the dispatch lady's desk
>Sonny Jim actually asks if he can sleep "with his lamp on", which is very bright, way brighter than a night light (its on when he wakes up from the sex scene in ep 10 too)
>the name Jesse means "gift", like how the Giant gives gifts of knowledge
>An owl (white lodge entity) flies over Cooper's "red door" home as the casino driver drops him off, and thats when Janey-E and Sonny Jim materialize inside of it

then i want to catch her disease if you know what i mean ;)

4 GET

Holy shit, she's qt as fuck.

>she will never vomit on your dick

Anyone else hating the character Hawk this season and his acting as "le wise old native american man"?

This week, on the Violence Against Women Hour...

Someone webm this already

no

[surf rock guitar plays in distance]

not in particular. he overacts sometimes, but all of his scenes are spooky.

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No, Michael Horse is cool as fuck.

Fuck you, user. Hawk is great.

Friendly reminder that Candie and the other two girls were literal sex slaves that the brothers felt bad about so they bought them

le wise old native american man is a fun trope anyways so no

>What duh

this is reddit-tier theorizing and I love it

david l u nch
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

oh shit

Pure donutkino how does he get away with it?

>if you read the starts, you find that same date, and it refers you to here

How can a fucking date refer you to a place in a fucking map

this is a Sup Forums-tier post and J U D Y

>"hmm, maybe they'll take *this* bait? hmm... nope.... maybe THIS!"

This is my new STYLE, Shelly!

Native American magic. Don't question it, you disgusting evil white man.

It's Native American magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

Literally no one cares

Once you've pulled off quinoa kino you can pull off anything.

Is it possible that Laura may have whispered something new in Dougie's ear in episode 2? It sure sounds like she says a hell of a lot more than "My father killed me"

name my clit rock band

That last part makes no sense. Dougie's clearly been living his life for a while. Was he just going home to an empty house every day? Did the Lodge furnish the house?

The Muffins

>including Shelley instead of Norma or even based Nadine
She's a whore and doesn't deserve to be on that list.
Also 3DPD are not waifus newfag.

she told him "thanks for eating me out for 25 years"

The look of shock is from realizing it's over

Lynch's Victims

cutie

NO CUTE LEFT BEHIND
>you will never tenderly make love to a CUTE poster's anus

She told him all of Lynch's offscreen crimes.

>clit rock
Cummonbozia

So its already been established that Cooper spent 25 years eating Laura out

But did Laura ever return the favour?

It's dopple laura telling coop that her mother kill her

The injun was probably drunk.

"thanks for eating me out, but you won't get your nut"

>Lynch exposes roasties for what they are
>Lynch exposes leafs for what they are
>Lynch exposes drug addicts for what they are
>Lynch exposes the fucks for what they are

/ourguy/.

gimmie candie

Her freakishly red hand scares me.
Is it because she has aids?

Lol at making a best to worse graphic where people need to read the cases in the order 5-4-2-0-3-9-6-(1-7-8).

She just got done jerking Cooper off.

whitest waifu

>Proved interdimensional psychic vampires are sucking our garmonbozia

new shoes

Who's the best girl?

>killed by being a faggot
literally lmao'ing

Kek.

Man she has such a smoking bod but it's a shame about her face

yea I'd like to be in the middle of that sandwich

Fuck you, user.

is that carrie brownstein

and this is whitest bowie clothing

kek i think so

What the fuck is up with this guy and why is he so great?

>my jewish hollywood cabal sandwich

IS it about the bunny?

Best girl coming thru.

that's BIG guy

>wide-angled lens up-close
never ever

Who else here prefers dougie to cooper? I didn't even liked cooper that much to begin with

>you, Laura, and Ronette will never be dicked down together by Jacques

its the fire water and old age, just let him look at his native american mayan calendar ouija board while getting a call from the person who knows everything but he wont ask her or her log any questions and just wants to get off the phone to hang out with Sheriff "Frank 2000" ''''trueman'''

CUTE!!

How can Laurafags recover from this?

name of more iconic trio

holy shit

fuck them other bitches, i love Sleater-Kinney

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