What the fuck happened to this dude? He looks like he's dying

What the fuck happened to this dude? He looks like he's dying.

He's british

he's 31 years old

Opiates presumably

no he's not???

Drugs

Fatherhood happened. Given what I've seen of his personality and manner in interviews, he honestly doesn't seem like the brightest bulb. He's definitely feeling out of his depth as a new father is what I'm guessing.

uhhhhhhhh maybe he's dying??????

he's getting DiCaprio'd

>inb4 dane reveals he's actually dying

shit he's from Allentown? he looks so British, I never would've guess he grew up an hour from where I live

He found the cure for wellness.

Leave Dunkirk to us

>looks like a pre-pubescent andy serkis with mild down syndrome for 31 years of his life
>approaches 32 and then all of a sudden spontaneously comJUSTs

White people age so badly.

test

Cara devoured his soul.

Obviously drugs and alcohol. What else could be the answer?

Do you remember when Sup Forums's mom used to say if you keep making that face, it will stay like that? It's totally true. If you frown and scowl your face will get lines on it in very unattractive ways. It's true. Everyone gets older, but if you don't want to look old, follow these steps:
>eat veggies
>eat iron
>sleep at night
>exercise
>laugh
>smile
>have friends
>fuck bitches
>get money
>avoid UV damage
>have good bone structure
if you cant do all of those, then you will end up look like a worse version of OP

coke bloat

>What the fuck happened to this dude?

Isn't that the question of the day?

I hope you assholes remember he posts here

18+

Leo DiCokerio

Jesus he looks like a terminally ill child. Or Benjamin Button or something

>The pain in his eyes.

Dane used to be so cute. He looks like Andy Serkis' gay little brother.

go away Dane

we all are dying

Looks like Edward Furlong cleaned up his act

Is this you, Dane? It's ok, I still love you.

not a "he", her name is cara

Isn't that the question of the day

He looks like he's had 12 consecutive tours in sandnigger war country and started chainsmoking and drinking every day

Age finally caught up with him.
His biological clock stopped working for a decade and now is just trying to compensate in a year.
Its so tragic 2bh. Happens to the most beautiful twinks always.

>these are my leading stars
What was he thinking Sup Forums?
How can he go from Bruce and Milla to this?

lsn't that the question of the day

>Happens to the most beautiful twinks always.
It can't happen to all the twinks, right?

It does unfortunately.

Dude looks like someone just got him out of bed.

He always looks like that. Just older and sadder now.

Remember that plot point in amazing spiderman 2 where his family has a recessive disease that rapidly ages and kills you? The original script didn't have that and was written in when they found out this dude was actually dying.

>relax
>god is in control
>watch the dot
>take your meds
>obey my demands

DiCaprio lucked out but it's not the same :(

>all this and only 5'8"
Loving Every Laugh

Isn't that the question of the day
I don't give fuck if someone poster it first

He looks like that because of all the alcohol he drank knowing his career is over

DiCaprio looks like a bloated mess now bro

It's in the water

Yeah for some reason I thought he was a lot older than he is, I didn't realize he's only 42.

HE LOOKS SO QT THERE FUCK.

I know, he's 31

>tfw youll never see that dane again

it's okay user, we'll always have gifs

That is literally one of the most beautiful gifs ever

>not liking Dane
Actual plebs.

contribute to the Daneposting then!

>not LOVING* Dane

>3 years later.

we should have known. No boy is allowed to look that qt for long.

...

IT'S NOT FAIR.
He was so unique

Cole Sprouse is cuter

Spent too much time on Sup Forums like the rest of us. Also he looks like a 20- early 30s DiCaprio he'll be fine

Isn't that the question of the day

>it's a Sup Forums twinks thread now
inb4 Cole turns 30 and immediately ages eight years

I can't argue that. But I'm in a Dane phase rn

...

I hate myself for getting this.

Another hansy boy who spends too much time on Sup Forums

We done Daneposting??

looks like he has liver disease

He looks like Collin hanks' retarded cousin.

men age like milk

nope

My nigga.

and women age like Francium.

this is what he'll look like in a few years.

You can tell he still looks good underneath the fat.

how many dicks have you sucked today? gotta get that protein cream on your face and rub away the wrinkles am I right

Kinda reminds me of brian peppers

reminder he posted on here when AMS2 was coming out

is that fluffy dunlop?

Clearly he's getting ready for Amazing Spiderman 3

Someone not too long ago posted a pic that shows he also posted between 2010 and 2011

Men* age like wine**
Twinks/cute boys age like milk ;_;

like the average Sup Forums subchan user?

marlboro marine biopic when

What's a twink?

It would be more interesting if you google it

Isn't he supposed to play Billy the Kid?
He looks like Billy the 42 year old with back pain and a mortgage.

you give this subchan too much credit

He didn't find the Cure for Wellness

>implying he was ever on Dane's level to begin with.

Fuck

I would've eaten his ass there but nowadays he looks like middle age hit him with a wave of disappointment and drug use

More like he did found it, c'mon Carlos step it up.

someone please post said pic

It's not too late for Furlong to unJUST himeself.. he can still lose weight and improve his facial aesthetics, right?

he's destroyed from drugs and alcohol and years of smoking. he has the alcoholic bloat look at his torso. NO WAY OUT

Excuse me?
Edward was one of the most beautiful beings on the planet, at his prime. His former beauty is legendary, that's why his name always get called out in these type of threads.
I love Dane-o but come on. Edward is a fallen myth.

Bump for this

sign of the times?

>what kinda cut you want?
>Just give me the receding hairline-denial