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I did a DNA test and it turns out I'm mostly Irish, how do I kill myself as fast as possible?

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I'm sorry to hear that

Me too, please take away my potatoes and kill me.

I know the feel man. Irish are so shit not even us white people want them. Just tell people you're from N.Ireland, so you're not technically a worthless potato

Same thing bro, took one and came back 42% Irish
>TFW 42% not white.

Please explain this Irish = shit meme please.

Return to Ireland

it isnt a meme retard

poisoned potato.

I'm half Irish and life is bretty good. Chicks think I'm interesting for having an Irish name instead of the generic Dutch sounding names.

Irish > Dutch
Dutchfags are beta as fuck and should make way for Irish bulls.

DNA tests a shit. But is you think you're Irish then be Irish. Irish a great.

Irish are so fucking dumb they got btfo by potatoes because even farming is apparently too difficult for them to understand. Just like niggers in Africa

Is returning to the south ok also?

They don't like ass.

are you ready for lunch

Potato famine

Pissed off Brits being angry they couldn't take all of Éire.

>Amerilard calling others dumb

Anyone see the irish brothers who won a gold in rowing at the Olympics?literally fucking retarded niggers.

Irish are disgusting. Cromwell should have killed the lot of then.

>42% Irish
>8% British
>25% Swedish
>25% Belgian
>name is in the anonSon style
It's like I really am a bastard of a Viking.

Only if you're going back to mexico, pedro

At least I'm not Irish. Thank god for that

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You could be, you fuckin' mutt.

>Tfw 35 percent Irish
>33 percent French & German
>4 percent Scandinavian
>28 percent broadly northwestern European

I know how you feel friendo

eat green potatoes

23and me

isn't it British & Irish

yeah i'm part irish. i'm ashamed of it

What does it mean when they're grouped together?

theyre the most pathetic white men on the planet. they act like niggers and have accomplished nothing

I don't know, they group French & Germany together aswellwhen it really should be French & Congolese

>tfw german english and italian

thank god.

My genetic background is virtually identical to this according to ancestryDNA. I'm curious, what are your physical features, fellow member of Viking bastard master race?

Why do they group those together as well?
I really dont understand what it means

I have central heterochromia which means both eyes are both blue and brown like a gold circle around my pupil within a blue iris.

My hair is pitch black while my skin is somewhat less pale than the average Dutch person but barely noticeable.

Very round and rough features besides that, a relatively strong nose, strong lips etc.

Don't feel bad, I tested mine and I'm part Asian and native Indian, I want to kill my self aswell

Someone give me the best site for a DNA test. I've done Genealogy so I know what to expect (going further then 1000 AD) I am just looking for DNA shit though. I've had a hard time with a couple lines of my family ending with Native Americans.

>Italian
>Kraut

That's a solid world war record right there

My ancestry by the way

THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

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Romans and Reich's?
Sounds bretty gud 2 me

Let's not even get into the World War discussion

1. It's not even over
2. Hitler knew it was a trilogy while fighting in the sequel
3. I'm also English
4. And American

I will instead view your post as an attempt at banter, and insist you've failed.

>Pascal de Hoog

stick as many potatoes up your ass as possible

Where the heck did you take the DNA test?

Please don't! Suicide is never the answer.

Yeah im french dutch, my parents decided to reflect that sadly.

Immense autism

Do it in this order,

AncestryDNA > Promethease >DNA Land

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Walk down the Falls road screaming "fuck the RA" although they'll probably just kneecap you

>kept copies of ancient texts and transmitted the knowledge across Europe

You guys should be proud, your ancestors were probably outcasts from their land who fought for the Prince of Orange against the British.

The traditional Irish way slowly drinking yourself to death duh!

>niglet grandchild
For fucksake

>Do it in this order

I don't have the money now to do all of them but I'll eventually get to them all. Ancestry should help with getting in touch with removed/extended family. Should be nice

Lad Promethease is 5 dollars and DNAland is free.....

Ah, well I've never heard of them before so I had just assumed they were all like Ancestry and 23&Me

Good to know

>mfw dirty dublin gyppos come to the glorius north like mexicans to america

Except it's the opposite

They give you more detailed results although warning with Promethease, it may freak you out to find out about your health. I'm 3x more likely than the average person to get lung cancer for example. Luckily I don't smoke.

Oh god i'm so sorry.

>German
>English

Pretty good

>Italian

Eh, it could be a lot worse.

>it may freak you out to find out about your health
I am fit but I've already had cancer and it spread to lungs and started to get into my brain, I had less then 3 years but I kicked its ass. Not a trace of it in my entire body now. I wouldn't be surprised about anything really though...except Jewish or African blood.

Legit? Wew lad that's crazy

dirty gyppos always trying to make dublin seem white

do they think people won't know what they're doing?
fuck sake

If being Irish is so bad then how come most Amerifats are always proud of their Irish heritage? I've literally never heard an Amerilard saying he's proud of being British. It's because people know Brits are fags.

I'd recommend drinking yourself into a coma but... I guess you'll have to settle for a hunger strike.

Proud of you Ameribro, keep on going, we need you here in Europe.

Legit, I had some after effects though in my lungs but I am hoping it's repairable, they seem good now.

Anyways, thanks Yahweh ID BrtiBro

>glorious north

>glorious
>north

have fun in your paki/chav shithole now with 334% more car bombs™

Thanks Dutchbro, I came out of it after getting a bunch of support from friends and family and I immediately started dropping redpills (from a moderate POV) and watched as the supposed friends and family dropped like flies. It was quite hilarious.

We cucked the British and they have never stopped hurting.

Ulster Scots aren't just non-white, they're non-human

HOL UP

>I have central heterochromia which means both eyes are both blue and brown like a gold circle around my pupil within a blue iris.

I have this too, it comes from my mothers side, which I was told is mostly English. I already know my fathers side is mostly Irish.

Don't tell I'm a pure blooded potato nigger.

Success breeds jealousy desu also who are better catholics or protestants?

No problem bro, most whites are significant percent Irish

>Modern Jew controlled England doesnt wish you would leave the union so they could have more great British shekels for themselves.

>NI
>successful
kek

well Catholicism teaches you to bow to the Pope who's been a faggot through the centuries, and Protestantism has been a vector for thousands of heresies since Jewther started shit
so Orthodoxy or Coptic Christianity probably, those are the sandiest of the sand religions

>tfw when nearly 100% irish
>part english as well
>iq is like a 99 flat
>father is only smart with history, dumb at everything else
>mom isnt too bright either
>Im an idiot
>smart older brother goes to boston college
>brother got the english genes
>mfw

>implying people here are not stealing those hard earned shekels by getting NEETbux

the amount of tracksuits are staggering desu, are irish slavic?

Why doas Sup Forums hate irish and consider them not white?

Memes and the fact that we have a very low IQ in comparison to the rest of Europe.

Catholics = non-white.

they dont like ass

mostly banter

Jesus christ why is she shaped like that

>t. Ancestors who had to flee while he mocks those who stay

>t. from a country that routinely sends troops to die to improve life for Muslims kek

dichotomized Sup Forums-goggle view of the world, Unionists in the North are seen as more politically incorrect and Irish as Nigerian loving socialists

which is partly true, Irish Nationalism isn't really a thing anymore, we have no real Nationalist parties, but Ulster Scots are still subhuman chimps

there is literally nothing wrong with being irish

>he doesnt remember the atom bombs

Pretty sure the entire North has given up on working.

we need a Ratko Mladic once the great invasion of the north is successful

>conscription when?

they only work on stealing cars

Ireland isnt diverse enough which greatly angers the current population of the US and the UK.

Could've been worse OP

I don't get this irish is bad meme

They literally uncucked themselves from the UK with an armed insurgency and now have a higher human development index than the UK.

They're conservative religious.

North irish on the other hand are probably the most cucked on Earth.

>They're conservative religious.
led

It's because Sup Forums's general anglo influence, most people who profess hatred for the Irish are Americans who probably have 80% Irish blood and Englishmen of whom Irish construction workers probably built everything good they've ever had.

>Marxists
>uncucked

I could find many many more photos of the exact same behaviour in the UK on a much larger scale.
>the anglo literally accuses his fenian neighbor of being everything that the anglo is.

we wuz grafters boyo