To anyone considering emigrating to Norway

To anyone considering emigrating to Norway.

>>>>>> Don't

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shut up faggot sauna pervert

that not nice i come anyway huehuehue
t. abdulkarim

>either protestant or non-religious
yeah sure , no one is catholic
/s

I'm a bong, can I come?

>We are either protestant or non-religious, if you are not, you will never be hired or promoted.

Nobody hires a christian in Norway... Either be a satanist or atheist. We have like one dozen christians in the country and one of them (Breivik) is now a pagan. More and more people are converting to islam, though.

what about general white westerners going temporarily for cheap uni?

Now would be a good time to mention your jew museum in the harbour is broken. you can enter it through the exit without paying because the gift-shop is at the front.

Norway? More like SNOREway. Fucking shit country. Your precious oil will belong to the Anglo someday.

Who would be catholic in Norway? The closest must be Varg vikernes because he burned down a Stave church that used to be catholic 1000 years ago. Only homosexuals go to churches and not to pray.

>2. We won't let you enter
and how are you planning to prevent it? you fuckers don't even have border control

>tfw genetically Sámi on my mothers side
>tfw grandmother from Sweden
>tfw fathers side has Swedish
>tfw Sweden so cucked
Maybe Norway?

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>Forget Norway!

But i don wanna go to Kenya >_< >_< >_

except if you're a poor refugee from dumbfuckistan, right?

wtf I'm moving to Norway now

I will only move to Norway when sister Hadia is the prime minister inshallah

wew varg

>Implying I gave two fucks about ever wanting to visit the worst Scandinavia has to offer.

Seriously now, is this some kind of reverse psychology trick attempting to get people to give a fuck about your shit hole country? You're acting like a fat whale who's worried about but wishing to be raped in public.

Guys you should ignore OP and just move to Norway. It's a great place, and the women will love you :)

>ANOTHER COPYPASTA BY NORWAY
Come on, Norway. Be more creative!

I learned some Swedish years ago with the intention of moving to Northern Europe to work in media. I'd like to learn more Norwegian now simply because Sweden has gotten more and more fucked over the years.

What are my odds as a white American on getting to stay a while if I applied for jobs or a visa? I also don't want any gibs.

can you stop shitposting this fucking shit every single day?

now one cares about your shithole

>What are my odds as a white American on getting to stay a while if I applied for jobs or a visa? I also don't want any gibs.
Great! You should move there and have sex with many women!

Already got a job user. Help me look for an apartment in St. Hanshaugen

That's good, Patel! Norway is a great country with many beautiful women. You made a good choice :D

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Why are you sad, friend? You should be happy more people want to the land of your forefathers!

you're preaching to the choir dumb shit. Nobody here wants to immigrate to your sharia zone.

You need to be telling this to the shit skins coming there on their rafts

Don't care about women going there to work.

I met Israelis who worked in NO in jobs which are nig tier here but their they made money only many years of experience and expertise would pay.

Well don't you want to try everything that Norway has to offer? Norwegian women are very beautiful! Maybe you can settle down with one somewhere like pic-related? Little Patels running around!

What if I'm already here?

I'm studying social anthropology in Tromso.
I work to support myself.
I hate the fucking niggers and arabs, most of them.
I dislike Pollacks and Russians.
I'm Serbian.

I have respect for Norwegians who aren't judgmental or have prejudice. I understand your reason to be racist, though. I have witnessed first-hand how bad immigrants here are.

I learned your language, I don't go around fucking your women, I have a stable relationship.

I pay my taxes, I don't break laws.

Am I also a problem?

Hahaha
a libbed cucked nation Ha

Our media goes "Wow why aren't Finns moving to Norway?" shit every now and then these days. And then they go back to saying how immigrants are desperately needed because muh skilled labor shortage.

Also fuck Norway, most of it looks like barren wasteland and you need to speak Norwegian to be worth anything on their job market anyway.

>I don't go around fucking your women
Why not!? I heard they like serbs a lot!

You forgot to mention their shitty Snownigger climate .

Nah, not for me, but I guess the OP hates me to for having that opinion.

My friend visited Norway and was expecting some big ridey Viking-types. She said they were all hairy slant eyed manlets. 0/10. Sad.

Don't hate Finland! We're all brothers!

She probably went to Denmark instead! Haha! They are short and fat :P

Sure love saying that now that we're no longer under your boot, don't you Sven?

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All the NO's I met looked American as fuck, but slim.

Come on, Finland! Don't you like your Nordic brothers? :(

Things that will never happen in Norway:

>shitskins caring whether you want them
>shitskins being denied entry
>shitskins being deported
>shitskins needing a worthless job when they have infinite gibs from your tax dollars
>shitskins needing an education
>shitskins needing to compete when they have gibs
>shitskins not benefiting from laws that force you to rent to them whether you want to or not
>shitskins caring about the cost of living when gibs will always increase proportionally
>shitskins not having tons of mosques all over Norway already

Keep hallucinating that you're Switzerland, faggot.

that looks revolting

I don't care for one-night stands and sluts.
I look for values in women.

My apologies, it was Finland sorry haha

I shall overtake the Northway once again.

I'm sure you can find Norwegian women with great values! Maybe you can settle down with one somewhere like pic-related? Make little serbs!

What kind of shitty money tube is that, 15 one dollar bills at such low pressure. Holy shit kill yourself whoever made that money tube.

As if anyone would WANT to go to Norway lmao.

Digging for importance in a world that sees you as irrelevant.

sounds nearly like home.

Can someone please explain this webm? Any detail or hint appreciated.

Scandinavian calling Greeks niggers, what a joke.
Denmark consists of feminine men that wouldn't even fight for their country so there's no need to even speak to them, filthy cowards.

>muh missing citation on pic

>finland 74%

We still got it

Don't judge all of us based on that single guy, Greek bro!

Disregarding how stupid that whole post was, only Syrians want to immigrate to Norway. There aren't fucking Syrian refugees on Sup Forums.
Saged.

>American education

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Here you go.

You Finns really love your country! Wish we had more like you in Sweden!

Sharing a huge land border with Sweden may be a problem. I would suggest that you devert some funds from the future funds to building a wall.

Over here we have containment plans for how the bridge can be closed.

Oslo girls seemed quite 'accepting' of foreigners when I was there last summer, hehe. Good times... It's not that expensive BTW.

I have citizenship there :^)

Nice try but i get all the free college and dont have to enlist.

Sucks to not be a dual citizen

That's awesome, Bulgaria! Are you planning on visiting again? :D

get a load of this guy his wife got a load from a Somalian bull, he is so tough can anyone believe it? does anyone here care?

anyone? well i guess not.

come back when you don't need shitskins to be brought to your land to fertilize your women, fucking cuck

But lol, moving to norway is as easy as saying pancake.

I didn't feel like eating whale blubber and being bored anyway.

>not that expensive
Daily wage in Bulgaria: $3. Price of a beer in Norway: $15-20.

>'accepting'
Bulgarian for rape

There's no need for that, Brazil! Don't sink to OP's level. I'm sure you're a good guy :)

Deep down I believe that there's hope for the salvation of Sweden, gl.

We've been deporting shitskins many years now.
Many rent out buildings to them yes but they're often in poor condition, old half-rebuilt factories and such. Gibs have been cut back more and more, leeching is getting harder and harder.

Norway got 4 proper mosques, they burn quite well I imagine.

Also now they must pass through Danish and Swedish border control to enter from Europe, and at the russian border they've built fences.

We've also got an immigration minister competing with the danish equivalent, competition being who can create the harshest immigration laws in Europe.

I'm optimistic about the situation, compared to Sweden our immigrants actually integrate somewhat well too

Thank you :)

K

The Norwegians I've met on my vacation to Dalen have been very nice and welcoming. Why are you so upset?

huehuehue

Wrong flag user

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And wants to immigrate to your socialist shithole, anyway? Besides niggers and mudslimes, that is?

I think he just had a bad day! Norwegians are very good people in my experience!

Thanks Sweden you're too kind, can you adopt me? i wanna live off welfare too

Probably enough to keep their AIDS rates high for five years or so ...

What about an engineer from central america? will Norway accept me and give me money for work?

>implying anyone wants to immigrate to Norway under their own free will

many countries will employ an engineer, online search comon it's 2016 goys

>wherever I go I must cuck

It's a nice place to visit. Though no sane person would move here.

No

>Thanks Sweden you're too kind, can you adopt me?
Haha! I'm still a young adult :)

How's Brazil nowadays? Any good sightseeing recommendations? ^^

If Norway won't we will! You're always welcome here, friend :)

many icelanders have moved, but i guess that is over now. both is there a downturnin norway and enough work in iceland for all those trade workers that moved.

yeah many of them! i just took a shit at the Guanabara beach where the olympic team will swim hope they can taste the corn, aside from that i got shot by a nigger today, shitposting from ICU, have a good day

omg how much would a house in a location like that cost

>Tfw most people, even on Sup Forums, mistake you for Sweden.

Kek, look at it from the bright side. At least your politicians aren't corrupt, so there's hope for better times!

i would laugh but it would open the stitches

In Sweden a location like that (with house) would cost you approximately 80,000 USD! :)

I think it would be around the same in Norway. Most people want to live closer to cities, so these places aren't high in demand, thus a lower price!

Hope I helped :)

damm =/

Thanks, but i don't really wanna go to cucked Sweden. Too much muslims and fags. Your country was great not so long ago but you all blew it.

What if I'm an agnostic who is so white my skin burns and never tans?