Male and female have impromptu sex scene

>male and female have impromptu sex scene
>He goes in dry and it works

When will tv and movies stop doing this?

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Women are naturally wet when they're attracted to you, I'm sorry you've never experienced this.

Sage for the stupid white bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=FesHpGdRAHE

How do you think sex works?

That and the 30 seconds pumping until the guy cums, nobody can be that fast irl.

>male and female have impromptu anal sex scene
>Not the least bit bothered by the smell

When will tv and movies stop doing this?

haha yeah hahaha...

Oh please, not that fucking wet. They're not god damn gushing. They're moist, not wet, no matter who it it is. Stop watching porn.

>male and female have sex sceme
>female has a hairy butthole with a skin tag on it

haha

This. You need to at least eat a girl for a bit to get her properly wet, unless you're a pencil dick.

Have you never skipped foreplay before and done this and worked fine?

Try some foreplay m8, she's not a faucet, but she's not just moist either

>Sup Forums in charge of how vaginas work

thats his point, tv doesnt show foreplay at any point

That's his point, nerd. There is no foreplay.

>girls piss out their vaginas every day
>Sup Forums is surprised that it smells bad

Lad I don't think you've ever been with a woman who was genuinely attracted to you

>male and female have sex

POINTMIND

Do people still do this?

I always go down on my gf until she cums that way and then fuck her until she does that way. She's very much into her nipples being sucked.

>girls have teeth
>men are surprised when their cock comes out of a blowjob bloody and flayed

If they take decent care of it, it doesn't, even minutes after pissing.

Cunnilingus is a meme, it didnt exist before the 60s despite what Game of Thrones will tell you

you have a problem pal... like.. be.. better looking?

Vaginas are literal hellgates.

So am I

I don't believe that. Like it definitely wasn't as widespread, but do you seriously think some kinky nobleman didn't look at one of his concubines one day and was like, "I wonder...could I put my mouth on the vagina?"

And I don't think you've been with a woman at all. Foreplay is a thing for a reason. A woman can only get so wet before you go down on her.

shut the fuck up virgin. it's not a matter of caring for it, they're just breeding grounds for bacteria. you're lucky if there isn't at least an odd smell just an hour after showering. when was the last time your dick got a yeast infection?

This desu. Enjoy your throat cancer.

Says the 5.

I'm almost certain that there's such a wave of cunnilingus on television and film as a means to tell people "this is normal. you're supposed to do this." How often do I have to hear about how much David Larry likes eating cunt? Or about how Woody Allen's jaw hurts so much because he's been spending such a long time pleasuring his woman because he is a good lover? Is there a connection between these two?

No because degeneracy didn't exist before postmodernism.

t. Fatty

Yeast infections aren't caused by piss.

>virgins arguing over this post

I fucked a hot asian prostitute once and I was stoked as fuck when it turned out she was already wet. Made me feel attractive. Anyway, thanks for reading my post. Please comment if you like it.

My girlfriend apparently has a medical condition because she always has to use lube, something about too much testosterone or something, also causes her to grow stubble sometimes on her face but she shaves it off and it's fine

>Virgin alert
The wettest my gf gets is when she's been horny all day, especially when we hang out in public and I just casually touch her lower back or hold her hand
Even before the foreplay, she's soaking wet.
A woman has never genuinely been attracted to you

t. person who's never had sex and puts it on a pedestal.

My girlfriend has that to. It's medical name is she's actually a man and I'm gay.

"girl"friend

>People didn't go down on women prior to game of thrones
God damn you fucking faggots are retarded.

nice dubs user

what is it, PCOS? is she a fatty?

cutfag detected

Daily reminder that only faggots eat pussy.

#blessed

PCOS is literally the best medical condition. Wish I had a PCOS gf.

If you feel the urge to massage genitalia with your mouth and tongue, you have lost all control of your life.

thx jordan peterson 4 ur inisights!!

what the literal fuck

>every girl has the exact same vaginal moisture levels as the one or two that I have slept with

fuck you guys are retarded

>Being such an insecure beta and so obsessed with the idea of being "alpha" you don't fully pleasure your sexual partners

...

Game of Thrones is older than this shit.

So you're actually a fatass? That explains it, obviously women won't get wet for you.

>tfw reading napoleons letters home telling his bitch not to wash so he can smell her from the gates of paris

Yeah, okay

i once tried to fuck loads of girls on okcupid on a binge for a month. i want to say at least 4 of these fat bitches claimed to have PCOS.

It's a tranny joke you dope

Just imagine they use spit as lube. That works well enough.

Actually a lanklet. 6'2, 165. My current gf doesn't complain.

They get really hairy from it, and also gain weight easier.

>people who fucked children and goats also ate pussy

wtf i love free love now

>Dry
Making out is more than enough to get a girl wet if she's really into the guy. And they always make out in the movies.

Saliva evaporates very easily. It's why if you lick your lips a lot, your lips will get chapped.

Virgin AND Nazi. How quaint.

Da fuck

No woman would let you near her pussy so you don't have anything to worry about my man.

Just get a girlfriend without a condition and fatten her. Hair is gross.

Not if you're in a long term relationship. Granted, most movies don't involve that.

Tbf he was on campaign for quite awhile. One dirty cunt has to be flowers compared to an army of dirty balls

No it's not, it's the best. The hairier the better.

>The hairier the better.

This is like those threads where people say they cant jack off without lube. Only an idiot virgin doesnt know this stuff.

>m-muh degeneracy!
fuck off

I dunno. I'll never get you hardcore slob types. I just want her to be fat, not disgusting.

Either that or it's just bait. Look at all the (You)'s OP got.

Yes.

What does being hairy have to do with being a disgusting slob?

Do you feel in charge?

It will work long enough to make sex easier at the start. You don't need it for the whole thing. It will mix with precum well enough to work.

Tfw when after years of fucking girls who's cunts smelled like fish I finally found a girl who obsessively cleans out her vagina so much that it never smells.

still tastes salty

Can't have everything

Are you crazy or just old? Do you not know this is the thirstiest age of humanity to date?

You could have the face of a rhino and the charisma of a rake, just pull out a credit card and hordes of middle aged women will be begging for your Financially Stable™ beta male seed.

Get off Sup Forums and /r9k/ and get back to reality faggot.

desu as long as she likes you a lot and she's not an old hag she's probably good enough to go

I have not had sex in years

urine is sterile you dumb piece of shit. maybe you just fuck nasty trailer park whores?!?

ITT
>VIRGINS

>t. anal virgin

One of my exes had no problem with me plunging it in completely dry at any given time of day, she would want to fuck but wouldn't be anywhere near wet

Foreplay can me anything, but basically if the chick is not expecting or anticipating intercourse and then you instantly try to fuck her it will be shit for everyone involved

mean*

It depends from girl to girl, also when you're on birth control you tend to get less wet no matter how horny you are, one of the unfortunate side effects
The best way for me is to just suck my bfs dick until it's very sloppy and then he goes in, otherwise I'll be in so much pain.
God you idiots are so cringy sometimes

>just met her
>fucks her raw and cums inside her

>cringy
Shut the fuck up roastie.

tits or gtfo

Just pound her shit like your dick is wrapped in sandpapper. Its a double sadomaso fun

lmao roastie XDDD
stop it user

>Wild roastie slutting it up

I never understood why you have any rights at all

How many cocks have you sucked? Serious question.

Yeah one and only sex partner for 10 years so slutty, go stone me or something
Wew