Here we post our Season 7 predictions. Episode 3 or later. I'll start:
>arya kills cersei, but dies (for real this time) en route to Winterfell >daenerys autowins everything because of her womynhood plot armor >samwell tarly successfully performs the procedure, but gets kicked out of the citadel for it because life is unjust (only applies to men) >yarra spends the next episode or two being tsundere for euron >winter cums into daenerys >there are 30seconds of "deep conflict" about their potential marriage, but it is revealed by samwell tarly that them doing so is the only way to defeat the white walkers
And finally: >after defeating the white walkers, westeros discovers that it must take on a much greater foe: interest rates
Ryder Roberts
>winter cums into daenerys Will it be on the show? If so, how long will the scene be?
Jose Thompson
The show is buidling to a Stark being in charge of the seven kingdoms. Dawnryis is going to die killing the ice king dude in the final episode, after she has jon snows baby. Which is why this season is split. Real life passing of time. End of this season will be jon and khaleesi banging. Next season shell be pregnant the whole time
Logan Butler
>arya kills cersei Nah, Jamie kills Cersei. We know that Cersei gets choked to death because of muh prophesy >In the map room Ep1 this series >Cersei standing on The Neck >Jamie standing on The Fingers
Grayson Wilson
So what you're saying is, they're going to base the eighth season on Livejournal fanfiction
Mason Gray
No its based on lord of the rings and the books title a song of ice and fire. Jon and dragons kid will be a stark by adoption and both stsrk and tsrferynd be desd
Jackson Jones
Did you have a stroke while typing?
Jayden Sanders
Nah been drinking and on mobile. So dont give a fuck
Luis Phillips
they all fucking die of aids
Matthew Price
>Nah, Jamie kills Cersei
It's the hound you swine. He defeats the mountain at trial by combat so she gets sentenced to death. He's the little brother.
GET HYPE
Eli Morris
hound and sir robert strong fight is inevitable
it is also inevitable that Jaime will have to kill Cersei
Zachary Turner
The only thing that's inevitable is that no good characters die. :^)
Christian Howard
> westeros discovers that it must take on a much greater foe: interest rates
Only need worry about that shit if you're buying shit you can't afford with jew-money (or on the show, Bravos money). Paying 3X what a house or car should cost? No fucking thanks.... this is sort of why everyone in America is poor these days. It's somehow the norm to buy shit you can't afford. You know people didn't used to do this....
Adam Myers
Dumbfuck, the indian translation crew leaked the big plot points months ago.
Jon fucks his aunt, Daeny
Cooper Hernandez
>Arya fails at killing Cersei >Arya is publicly executed by Zombiemountain >The Hound hears about this >heads to King's Landing >Cleaganbowl is back on the menu
Benjamin Howard
Bran wargs into a dragon, his body is killed, mind stuck in Dragon that serves Snow/Dany
Cameron Russell
>every season ends with Dany >not expecting that to happen in the finale Dany is going to rule. It is one of the things that makes her character so fucking boring because she can't lose.
Julian Barnes
>season 7 is about jon & dany vs cersei and the white walkers on top >season 8 is about jon vs dany, white walkers are gone mark my fucking words
Hudson Davis
looks like cleaganbowl is back on the menu, men
Matthew Allen
Not sure what season but >dragon burns jon snow >hes immune >awesome music >dany's eybrow dance commences
Ian Howard
Alternatively it's Arya face danced as the Hound.
Hudson Ortiz
>mountain: no man can beat me >arya pulls of hound face "we are not men xd" >somehow kill em >give crown to danerus
good show
Jordan Ramirez
>daenerys autowins everything because of her womynhood plot armor
Well shes already off to a bad start since Euron just destroyed her fleet and took the ruler of Dorne hostage
Chase Allen
I thought Arya was heading back to Winterfell after the last episode? also
>John leaves Winterfell to Sansa and dies en route to Daenerys >Sansa is now queen of the north alongside Arya
Alexander Lewis
This is almost a guarantee at this point. I wonder if the author intended for john to be half Targaryen or if he just watched that theory video and was sold on the idea.
Easton Rivera
She was but her meeting with Nymeria reminded her that's not her life anymore.
Brandon Morgan
That's how basically every heroic fight goes user. Start with defeats, make a miraculous recovery. Probably through dragons or some other deus ex machina.
Austin Watson
>arya kills cersei Doesn't fit in with the prophecy. The witch told a young Cersei that her younger brother would choke her to death. Jaime is her twin, but seeing as he was born after, he's still technically younger, so it's probably going to be him.
Although, I will say that part of the prophecy never happened in the show version.
Angel Davis
Arya can literally turn into anyone, meaning she can fit basically any prophecy in the entire fictional universe on a technicality. Technicalities are ways authors can script prophecies cryptic without making them easy to predict/solve.
Joseph Jackson
>every season ends with Dany >not expecting that to happen in the finale Not season 5
Jace Campbell
the guy said "two hundred miles until kings landing" and then Ayra got on her horse and went in the opposite direction did she not?
Dominic Taylor
He burned his hand on a lamp in season 1 though.
Jack Nguyen
i predict you fucking faggots will always have at least 10 threads up at any given time, not even including the containment general that you have because you all are underages fags with no self control or redditors who dont know anything about Sup Forums
Brandon Cooper
>Jon bangs Dany Before or after Bran tells him he's a Targaryan and Dany is his half-sister?
Ayden Fisher
Did the prophecy specify it had to be Cersei's little brother? I thought it was more ambiguous than that.
Easton Murphy
I know this is largely a shitpost, but season 7 predictions are kinda fucking redundant since everyone's seen the leaks and knows exactly what happens going forward Cersei doesn't die this season
Caleb Myers
Bran's time-meddling shenanigans will come into play. It's possible that he's engineered all of this.
Elijah Ortiz
They're not real tho
Parker Rodriguez
>nothing predicted has been debunked yet - multiple plot points have been confirmed >only thing is that the events seem to happen in the wrong order (implying that the leaker didn't know which episode each scene was from and tried to guess)
Do you want to know what happens next episode? >Euron and the Ironborn bring their prisoners to King's Landing and parade them through the streets. >Ellaria is made to watch her daughter Tyene die from a poison kiss delivered by Cersei. >Cersei and Jaime have sex. >Bran and Meera arrive in Winterfell. >Jon and Davos arrive at Dragonstone and are received by Tyrion (and Missandei). They have to hand over their weapons, their boat is taken by Dothraki guards. On their way to the Throne Room, they see a dragon for the first time. >Melisandre leaves Dragonstone >Grey Worm and the Unsullied take Casterly Rock, which is only lightly defended. >The Lannister armies lead by Jaime destroy the Tyrell army and sack Highgarden. Jaime offers Olenna to commit suicide by poison, which she accepts. >At Dragonstone, Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen meet for the first time.
Levi Williams
They're not half-siblings dumb cunt, she's his aunt
Landon Perez
Also not mentioned here (these are the second, more accurate leaks from the other day), but Olenna admits to Jaime she killed Joffrey right before/as she takes the poison
Grayson Allen
Yes I realized after I posted. No need to be a twat about it.
Jonathan Sullivan
The faceless face thing is basically magic, but I do think they need to be dead first before their face can be worn.
Isaac Hall
How much you wanna bet there'll also be a line about "I was beaten by a queen XD dumb men"