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Lauren Tsai wearing sockdarts edition

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Ta shijn dywhir yhi creddi
'^'^
No ir cri
Gin ir meihir vi freghir
Da ir dlij
Dlij gigh naigh ansin tivill
Di hoile Auhu '^i**
Vi gùi \nck Dhe da soirig
Vo gigh gavig
Ri ni pais sijn as gigh caise
Da ir dijn vo ir maillig
Ti chruighe sijn si channighe 'W)
Ainmb bi bainight
Beainni Dhe et&

cum lol

had a ginger ale today

we know

big fan of ginger ale mixed with gin

possibly the best soda ever cant believe I'm just now realizing that

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was it bundaberg?

bit sad

yep

feel like yanks named /cum/ that because they thought it was funny

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Good on ya
Only fizzy I don't feel like shit after drinking

big if true

Any Kati3Kat viewer in?

not a single brit in this thread yet

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

you're right it should be camus not exactly sure the grammatical procedure of making acronyms of a series of words that arent like actual names of business or w/e tho so idk

feel like you're a massive faggot with no girlfriend

itchy bum

Doing a poo

im alt right
im white
im not going away

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i have two girlfriends actually

Poo license collectors came to my door today. Told them to eat shit

going to translate some old gaelic poetry and then post in here for you guys

Don't think I'll ever have a GF lads. Don't think I'd be able to manage the first date.

i have seen the great god pan

up until me posting this was the only brit posting in /brit/ fuck off desu

how did you escape his labrynth

brits are the real yanks because they are the ones ruining /brit/ not americans
they are also ugly

HAHA they are LITERALLY descended from murderers and rapists

what do you get out of posting here?
you're on here every single hour of the day, even though you never get a response it's baffling

I like Australians better than Brits but less than Canadians

i know
he tried to force a poo hot dog meme

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remember to smile lads

dodgy ram slot on the motherboard lads, computer will only post if I'm pushing the ram in with my hand at boot.

do you think there isn't a lot of overlap between Sup Forums and the alt-right?

going deeper

THAAAIIIIILLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD

super glue it in

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up early and sober :)

sounds like a bad idea

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havent slept and wankered

wish i had a gf i could look at while she sleeps lads

got em

:^(

you can pay for that in Japan

openload co/f/Cnqx4Lhz7w8
VERY lewd video about missnoir in a maid outfit

wherever there is something to be taken, there will be Jews

Your head’s well known to women/from far across the soft-grassed lawn./The locks of your
fresh-tressed hair move/a soft blue eye against its will [. . .]
Your eye, like a curve of choice land/besting the pick of straight-tipped grass;/the bloom of
your long hair, like a strand/of new smelted gold from the anvil.)

The old crypto is looking nice and healthy today

green and purple

(My body’s gone from my grip/and has fallen to her share;/my body’s splintered in two/since
she’s gone, soft, fine and fair.
One of my feet she was, one side – /like the whitethorn was her face – /our goods were never
‘hers’ and ‘mine’ – /one of my hands, one of my eyes.
Half my body, that young candle – /it’s harsh, what I’ve been dealt, Lord./I’m weary speaking
of it:/she was half my very soul.)

oh no

green and purple green and purple green and purple

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some staggeringly bad yank posts afoot

Didnt ask
Stop bragging and fuck off

mmm uh huh you what it is

freshly showered after my poo
feeling pure and cozy x

we're just never good enough for you, are we? ARE WE?!

Will the british empire be reinstated after brexit

now you're getting it

you fuck off, I'll talk about whatever I like

tell us a story thailad

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we are indeed post-ska

I will not be posting any ska

>tfw no more US operated 747s
end me now, lads

Call the king a bender then hardman

my balls are coming in nicely

A young woman is preparing a pot roast while her friend looks on. She cuts off both ends of the roast, prepares it and puts it in the pan. “Why do you cut off the ends?” her friend asks. “I don’t know”, she replies. “My mother always did it that way and I learned how to cook it from her”.

Her friend’s question made her curious about her pot roast preparation. During her next visit home, she asked her mother, “How do you cook a pot roast?” Her mother proceeded to explain and added, “You cut off both ends, prepare it and put it in the pot and then in the oven”. “Why do you cut off the ends?” the daughter asked. Baffled, the mother offered, “That’s how my mother did it and I learned it from her!”

Her daughter’s inquiry made the mother think more about the pot roast preparation. When she next visited her mother in the nursing home, she asked, “Mom, how do you cook a pot roast?” The mother slowly answered, thinking between sentences. “Well, you prepare it with spices, cut off both ends and put it in the pot”. The mother asked, “But why do you cut off the ends?” The grandmother’s eyes sparkled as she remembered. “Well, the roasts were always bigger than the pot that we had back then. I had to cut off the ends to fit it into the pot that I owned”.

imhotep

if you smoke this shit you'll be out for daaayyyyss

I think I said whatever I like, not what you tell me to say.

ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land

no
lol

tim curry looks weird bald

:(

So you wouldnt like to call the king of thailad a bender

Even tho he clearly is a bender.

dare to resist

business idea: we act like adults and stop being racist

Why would I want to be blatantly disrespectful to a country in which I am a guest?

every spliff I roll, I roll it biiiigggg

ok, mr dayquann

>business idea: we act like adults and stop being racist

tell that to bucks

it can't hear you
it's just soil

so your're saying men have bigger pots

hate niggers
hate their ugly hair
their monkey noses
their foul smell
their dry skin
their big dicks
oh wait teehee

getting a bit nippy hmm?

alri

have concluded that the best way to dispose cum is an empty beer bottle

not big enough