If you found four million dollars in a downed airplane

What would you do with it? Would you keep it? Would it matter if the money was dirty or not?

Legit salvaging

Keep & launder

I would wonder who took half of my savings and why did they take it in a plane.

I'd deposit it back in Wadenswil.

build a lot of churches

Keep it, transfer it to bitcoin and buy a shit ton of memes through tor

I would invest in memes.

weew this ^ lel

Put it in my gun safe. Let it chill there while I buy a fuck ton more guns.

Why the fuck are you on Sup Forums asking this?
You god damned shill.

sage

bury it in the ground in fargo land ...oh

Salvage rights desu senpai

I'd keep it obviously. I don't care if the money's dirty and I don't care if I'd end up dead over taking it. I don't have shit going for me in my life and that shit would keep me alive until I met my fate. To me, poverty and homelessness is a fate far worse than death. I'm barely getting by, just living day to day. I could live out all my dreams before it all comes crashing down and end up dead or in a cell. Obviously I'd have to spend a lot on protection and try to launder and invest to keep it going as long as possible. Best case, I live out my life comfortably, worst case I end up dead. Either option is preferable to my current situation.

Send it to that estranged African prince who's been emailing me asking for help

donate it to the JIDF

report it to the government, see if I get a reward
I'm not fucking around with money that could get me in trouble.

Go back to Sup Forums faggot

fucking cancer of a thread without political point
post that in Sup Forums you faggot
and kill yourself please

I would buy and delete this shitty website

Burn it. Video it, then send it to george soros.

Sure as hell not tell you about it.

everyone would keep it
people who say they would turn it in are cucks