Filum Mare /Balt/icum

In The Name of Her Glorious Might, Royal Beauty, Empress and Autocrat of All the Baltides, Baltinia, Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsarina of Kazan, Tsarina of Astrakhan, Tsarina of Poland, Tsarina of Siberia, Tsarina of Chersonese Taurian, Tsarina of Georgia; Lady of Pskov and Grand Princess of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, Finland; Princess of Estland, Livland, Courland, Semigalia, Samogitia, Belostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugorsky land, Perm, Vyatka, Bolgar and others; Lady and Grand Princess of Nizhny Nogorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Belozersk, Udorsky land, Obdorsk, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all of the northern countries Master; and Lady of Iberia, Kartli, and Kabardia lands and Armenian provinces; hereditary Sovereign and ruler of the Circassian and Mountainous Princes and of others; Lady of Turkestan; Heir of Norway; Duchess of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, Empress of Austria; Apostolic Queen of Hungary, Queen of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia and Lodomeria; Queen of Jerusalem etc.; Archduchess of Austria; Grand Duchess of Tuscany and Cracow; Duchess of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and Bukowina; Grand Princess of Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia; Duchess of Silesia, Modena, Parma, Piacenza, Guastalla, Auschwitz and Zator, Teschen, Friuli, Dubrovnik and Zadar; Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Princess of Trent and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and Istria; Countess of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenburg etc.; Lady of Trieste, Kotor and the Windic March, Grand Voivod of the Voivodeship of Serbia, Queen of The Balkans, Ruler of Britannia and Rightful Heir to The Großdeutsches Reich etc. etc.

General for the True Whites of Eiropa, the Baltides of Livonia, the Lithuanian Commonwealth and the Heirs to the Throne.

Anime is SHIT

Finally balt not started by lithuanian

Grug kill man
Grug smart now
Grug no like other snow man

my life is so empty

you need more alcohol

sippin on a dr pepper lads

>Ladvania
>Ladvia
>Ladstonia

Why are /balt/s such good lads?

sipping coffee lads

Haven't been here in a while lads. What happened to /ausnz/?

sipping cum lads

Lithlad? These are nice candies

will do a wank, lads

done wanking, lads

about to do a suicide lads

NO

post results after, lad

i think i'll do one too

took an after-wank piss lads
enjoy

Skrebutis

Sopa uma delicia

looks good, what is it made from?

macaco de lituanica

i did, thanks

Good morning, lads

Good morning, lad

Miso, spicy beef meatballs, pork, potato, carrot and rice.

ausnazi no longer with balt?

Good morning, lads

Good morning, lads

Good morning, lads

thinking about doing coffee lads

Good morning, lad.
Good morning, lad.
Good morning, lad.
Good morning, lad.
Good thinking, lad.

Good morning, lad.

all me

ha

lads im about to make coffee

Good morning, lad
Thought so, lad.
Alright, lad.

Good lad

keep us updated
EDIT: already had two coffees today

Am having coffee right now. Gonna do a poo later.

gonna look for something to eat in the so called refrigerator lads

nice, I'll just have some instant noodles and frozen pizza

report with results, lad

gonna get some pizza lads

excellent idea ladbro
i will try same

I'm gonna be making pizza in a few couple of hours. Although it's more of a pizza "pie". Dough has raised nicely.

Did you end up going out last night after all?

thanks lad.
good luck lad.

>report with results, lad
i have placed a so called kotlet in the microwave oven
EDIT: going to eat it now

What pizza do you, lads, like, lads?

C-cheese pizza.

ananas pizza

lads cheese pizza or pepperoni pizza

any pizza

i am what you call a simple lad
but i like cheese on my pizza

cooking looks like a nice thing to do, but my stuff always taste bad/ok, guess I have to git gud. And yeah, I went to a local "metal" bar that plays limp bizkit and system of a down. I think some Portuguese manlet tried to fugg me, or maybe he was just too drunk. 3

ananasAS

lads

modern lads fairytale, sad lad

About to drink some chill water, lads.

average lithuanians day

cayenne water?
are you a fat lad?

Yeah, it's not difficult to make most things, it just takes time. That soup barely has any ingridients, you just have to cook the meats for a few hours on low heat, and only add the rest of it later.

Sounds like a place that has been stuck in 2000s.

No, lad. I meant tap water, that has temperature below room temperature, lad.

>having room tempeture over 0 degrees
ah i see, a rich lad

ananas

it's snowing outside lads
very comfy

no, it's not

No snow 'ere c'ptain. Fairly cold tho. Negative nine. That's colder than an atlantic cod vagina.

>Sounds like a place that has been stuck in 2000s.
pretty much, the whole of benelux feels a bit dated, frankly Lithuania feels a lot more modern by comparison

as far as cooking goes, do you ever make chili con carne? I find it pretty easy, because you just have to dump the ingredients together and it's pretty good

post view

>wish it was snowing gfs

lad...

woke up at 8 and still haven't eaten anything

>MOOOOM, THE MEATLOAF

>woke up
why

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Hehehehehehee...

delet right now or else

you think i want to?

>living in Žirnūnai

sorry
that was rude of me

B

I know, that would be terrible, wouldn't it?

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whoops, anyway Žirmūnai is the retarded cousin of Antakalnis

lads today im boiling my coffee machine

Using my lungs to breathe air, lads

Good lads

thinking about doing a THIRD wank lads

triangulating your position

why would you boil your coffee machine? how will you make coffee later?

wad de fugg xD don't boil kahvinkeitin boil kahvi xDDD

OK, plz come, I'll have pizza and beer later on. Bring nachos.

2L booze
1L coke
Go out and enter a coma

was thinking about thinking yesterday lads