Cleanest, Best Girl Edition
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Meanwhile
1st for jumping man
Who do you think Candie will cheat on someone with?
>cheat
Candie isn't in a relationship with anyone.
Candy is a pure. A PURE.
Why Candie is so autistic?
But in all seriousness, the answer is Dougie.
Dougie 4some with the casino girls + Naomi when?
>implying she isn't already shared around by the mitchums
It would be a fivesome if it was Dougie plus the three girls plus Janey-E. Throw Jade in there too for a sixsome.
She was probably created like Dougie. Rancho Rosa is probably some kind of golem manufacturing complex.
Dougie is for Janey-E ONLY. No sharing!
Should D. Lynch's highly particular choice in young, attractive women be applauded, or suspected, /tpg/?
DAVE WANTS TO FUCK
>vomits garmonbozia in your direction
Apprehensively appreciated.
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There were cars everywhere.
I love how weird she looks. She really knows how to impart a lot of 'vibe' into a scene.
AHH OOOOHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sheryl Lee is a very sweet, kind and lovely lady who's unjustly suffering from Neutropenia!
NO, no, no, just no.
The whole episode was great but the scene in the desert and then the scene in the restaurant were still on another level. Pretty much everything about the two scenes was perfect.
Was it even garmonbozia?
This might have been the best fucking episode yet.
this what normies actually believe? these scenes where unwatchable bad
Why is it that I'm far more attracted to Maddy Ferguson than I am to Laura Palmer? I sincerely hope that it's got nothing to do with any perceived P U R I T Y.
She's on the same drug that Shelly's daughter takes.
Candie.
Candie?
CANDIE
C-
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COOPED
Listening to the secret diary is making me feel funny
Let's rock.
Kys. The ending scene was kino on another level.
Maybe you just prefer darker hair?
I love how so many plot strands had been leading up to those scenes.... plot strands that were always developing at the expense of anything familiar about Twin Peaks.
And then all of this culminating with a question suddenly of "What's in this mysterious box that Dougie has brought with him?!"
... and what's in the box?.... a Cherry Pie (tm) !
It was such a funny way, structure-wise, to delay but then finally deliver on fan-service / references.
2 Coops?
is your mom a brunette?
4 Kyles
Do you think Lynch was EXTRA rough with her when she was a brunette?
The restaurant scenes especially was pretty heartwarming, especially with the music, and I liked the way Candie responded when asked where she was (I feel like it's reminding me of something from a Lynch movie but I can't remember exactly what). With the desert scene I liked the part the dream played and how it was pretty suspenseful because of that.
Lynch gotta have a good meal
>ending
>UNCLE LYNCH NO!
Through the darkness of futures past
The magician longs to see
One chants out between two worlds
*Electricity, walk with me
>morals, values, family- out of the window as soon as bad boy walks in
what any other show would reveal female nature more precisely than TP?
Is she played by the same actress. Laura and her cousin I mean.
Is Dougie supposed to be the same age as Cooper? That'd put him at around 60, which doesn't really feel right for how his family life is presented.
yes
Who's the normie now?
Yes
One door closes and another opens
Jet black when I was growing up. Somewhat graying, these days.
Thinking about it, the only girl for which I came the closest to changing my existence for also had jet black hair.
>Being this mad that Shelly has a boyfriend
haha
there you have your explanation
This. It's her boyfriend.
This is as stupid as virgins on Sup Forums pretending to be "made" about that Kero Kero girl having a boyfriend ("what a slut!")
It's not unheard of. I know a guy in his late fifties with kids under ten.
I don't appreciate being this simplistic. Conjure a more mysterious explanation, pls.
lol, *"mad"
haha did you read what I said? did you miss the whole point of the scene?
13 year olds man
has your mom ever worn glasses?
>it's JUST a boyfriend
found the women. user didn't complain about her having a boyfriend. he complained about the fact that she bolted from a serious family discussion because she literally can't control her tingles.
Why was this scene so hilarious. Probably the most I've laughed in a decade. Felt like I was about to have a heart attack
Dougie's not even a real person. He was created in 1997, at I suppose the same age as Cooper/Dopplecoop was then. It's not like he had a full life. He was created in 1997 and met Janey-E at some point and had a kid unless Janey-E and Sonny Jim are also creations, though at this point I doubt that.
no, most of the complaints have been that she is a "whore" who "cucked" Bobby (even though she's his ex).
the timing and choice of guy is bad, but everyone agrees on that.
people in the last thread were accusing Shelley of cheating on Bobby which there's no proof of, that might be what they're referring to.
Always aaaarrrgggghhhhh
Am I the only one who thought the restaurant scene was really bittersweet, bordering on depressing? Cooper is living in a happy little bubble right now, full of warmth and love and friends, and sooner or later that bubble has to burst.
Reality is going to come crashing down on him, and the happier he is now, the worse the fall will be.
Read by 50 year old Sheryl
you want to reverseBOB your mom
>leave the table for 2 seconds
>you throw a tantrum
haha
You have severe abandonment issues m8.
No you weren't. The song on the piano is literally called "heartbreaking".
MOM ꓭOꓭ MOM
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>the comfiest scene in season 3 did not happen in Twin Peaks
Small town America hasn't been comfy since Bill Clinton fucked them up.
FUCK YOU
JEWS
At least he played the sax
Dougie firs
Gnomic incantations and pronouncements resist the elucidative service and rationalist inclination of dialogue, gambling instead on sound design to evoke what lies beyond the language. The consequence of language is used less for meaning than it is for sound - particularly his curious, syntactically awkward predilection for abstract nouns. Words for Lynch are not just reductive; they are anathema.
What did he mean by this?
Salut Buella !
Top pleb
this
It is the viewer who has to wake up, not Coop
Sure, but she's not CUTE.
Tell me, /tpg/...
Who's really the key to all of this?
see
Jade.
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Do you think David really knew who did it during the pilot? In hindsight, it feels painfully obvious.
Am I weird for thinking the way Booper speaks is really hot?
imagine going on a roadtrip with Kyle haha and then after having been on the road for a very long time and the sun is down behind the trees he reaches for the gear shift but instead grabs you between your legs wow wouldn't that be crazy and then you lock eyes and he smiles before veering off the road and forcing your pants off and having his way with you haha just kidding
>being a plotfag
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holy shit!! That;s been Tom Sizemore? I thought that dude died forever ago.
Judy
Yes, Mark and David both knew the fundamental blueprint for S1. All they needed was the funding and the green light. Some things were added and altered, but the basis of the series was there from the very beginning.
heh
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Ike