/brit/

Islam Edition

pengsha edish

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ah yes lets instead put a bin bag over it

Vietnonce btfo

Virgin in my 20s but still terrified of the prospect of ever having kids. Thinking of getting my tubes tied even though I'll probably never have sex.

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Ah yes

remember the face

what brings you to brit ma'am

why do people bump food restaurants

Not one girl has mentioned my lack of trimming when I got this out

The niqab is a symbol of liberation and female empowerment.

can I interest you with this Nintendo Switch?

not looking where they're going

think it's on lads

the underside of your dick head is disgusting

where is the australian nonce that talked shit about au falcons

this is my car on streetview and I still find it beautiful today

nice

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Bela Lugosi's dead lads

I was born illiterate.

shut the fuck up

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>tfw no friends to play D&D with

i have seen the great god pan

remember my face

honestly don't understand the push to ban hijabs
why do "nationalists" want Muslims to blend in even MORE rather than self-identify themselves as foreigners?

its like if all the Jews started wearing big David stars for a laugh and then we forced them to stop

>tubes tied
Woman???

Ready to break some cunts fucking jaw. Who wants a go at me?

*prints this and cums on it*

You are a kafir. You are lower than the pig. Fear Allah.

dirty bastard get in

women virgins are all obese at that age

unironically starting to consider being put on benzos so I can stop this candy ass depression and go back to work

me too
haven't played in years now, not since high school
really depressing
tried playing D20 online with randoms but it was pretty shitty.

Intriguing post but the relevant authorities have been notified

>Ready to break some cunts fucking jaw. Who wants a go at me?

how so

Looks like a Citroën estate

bet you're a shia innit

How can a woman have a willy?!?

that white shit? at least cut people don't have smegma

Do you reakon they could remake Zulu nowadays without it being pc bullshit?

Science is a liar

You're up fucker. Meet me at the Walmart frozen foods section in 20

>pc
it's gone mad

he's probably talking about the white thingeys around the tip I've got the same shit

They would remake and have the Zulus win

all the Zulus would be yanks and make quips too

>tfw smallest in the gym

human rights lawyers and the people over at liberty are scum

is that a pornstar

nah it's the guy who played dracula

come home, white rajah

Conn kane

>This whitey bouta get DABBED on!

We are 18 years into the 21st century
Notable events since the 21st century began
>iPhones
>Iraq War
>GFC
18 years into the 20th century they had
>Aeroplanes
>World War 1
>Communism
Hmm

SHUT UP CAT! SHUT UP! STOP MEOWING YOU'RE NOT GOING OUTSIDE

>girl i used to have a thing with has starting coming to my gym
ah yes

Still don’t get how my ex who actually went to a fancy music college didn’t understand whiplash

Christopher Lee?

The vas deferens you jerkweed

jon venables and the other bloke should be forgiven to be honest, they were 10 years old for crying out loud

What thing did you have with her?

no bela lugosi

>Zulu/Black Panther mashup
Try your maxim gun on this whiteboi

tfw biggest guy in the gym
tfw home gym

used to flirt w/ each other a lot then i apparently choke slammed her at a party and it all ended

mental how it's nearly 2020 and technology has barely progressed AT ALL

thankfully we've spent ten+ billion on africans,what a valuable investment

Used to play D&D together

Gary Oldman?

holy shit someone with some sense suprised 2bh

reported

finally, someone with some sense

Depends what tech ur looking for

bah gawd

yeah but the guy they killed was only 5

thats like a 50 yo getting away with killing you

>those futuristic skyscrapers with crude straw hut roofs

what the fuck

he was 2 sweaty x

yank understanding of African culture

think im no longer alcoholic lads
just cant be bothered to get drunk anymore really
i may have 1 or 2 g & ts in minute tho

>Airline told her to flush Pebbles,her emoitional support hamster down toilet,she does

Really not a lot though is it

For me. IT'S GOTTA BE KANE.

>be me
>be 10
>don't kill infants
oooohh was that so hard

love going out after midnight and kicking junkies and snapping their legs

mummy's cooking sausages lads haha that's Saturdays for you

Remember watching a movie about a boy who did a killing and his life after being released from juvie. Think it was called Kid A but not the album. He jumps off a roof at the end because he got found out.

white girls complain that my dick hurts them god knows what tiny malaysian women would do with it

HAHAHAHAHA

More of a Sid Vicious man myself

ah yes because war and violence is something only men understand

they put him into some facility and an older lady raped him lads

hahahahaha that's mental

bit cuntish

OH shit I accidentally murdered a 2 year old welp better get £100k and a new identity

howling