Okay Sup Forums.
Strong Sad's on the couch watching tv.
What do you do?
Okay Sup Forums
Kick 'em in the teeth!
That's good, that's good.
Even though he might not have any teeth!
What else?
Kick him in the grill!
Yeah, yeah, keep goin'!
Kick YOU in the grill!
NO, BUBS NO IT'S JUST A SIMULATION
MAKE HIM SOME HUMMUS!
Hummus?! No, no, try something else!
GIVE HIM A FOOT MASSAGE
THOSE ARE NOT FEET!
Hey wait, which one is this from?
Replacement.
Crapface.
I'M STRONG MAD!
I'M STRONG MAD!
THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE
THIS IS MY FUNNY VOIIIIIIIICE
So Strong Sad, tell me, how do you feel?
IFEELGREATIFEELGREATIFEELBAD
IDONTEVENWATCHFOOTBALLIDONTEVENWATCHFOOTBALL! I CAN'T REMEMBER MY LEGS!
GET DOWN
parakeet
DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?
HEYCOACHZHEYCOACHZWHATTAYAGOTWHATTAYAGOTFORME
I don't want to die! I'm just an old man!
Marzipannnnn Marzipan! Gotta get on that Wood Davers train!
It's taking off, IT'S A NEEEEW CENTURY!
How 'bout I hitcha on the slant?
GET DOOOOOWN
GET DOOOOOOWN
Alonzo Mourning to you, Mertlebeth. Say hello to my tacklebox.
>2 people posting
Ohhhh.... SB must stand for Stong Ba.
DEAR STONG BAB :DD
HOW DE FUG DO YOU TYBE WID DOXING GLOBS ON
CARPFULLY YOURS SPURDO
Well they're not starting a discussion, just quoting the cartoon a bunch.
Anyone got a favorite email? Mine is virus.
Please die.
I like "Theater"
>Didle loo loo didle loo loo diddle loo loo dieeeeeeeeee
miniature golf
Oh, so many choices. Virus, caffeine, original, miniature golf, dragon, alternate universe, cliffhangers...
MY CHOCOLATES! COME BACK, CHOCOLATES! I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID!
All these years later, this line still cracks me up.
You don't understand! You all understand! I mean, don't understand!
Meh!
I'm going to print this out for posterity, maybe a little bit of prosperity.