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Wacky Bruce Edition.

24 hours to save r nhs

>tfw born a tall, handsome, middle-class white man in the South-East of England

literally life on easy mode

eating some lettuce by itself because it's like eating 5% of a big mac

Wrong. Despite the memes, New Labour wasn't tory at all. New Labour was still very big state, ID Cards, national databases, PCSOs, expanding council powers. Just because they weren't you certain brand of socialism doesn't make them tory lmao

what do fannies feel and taste like

CITIZEN
DO NOT RESIST

I don't see what's so wrong about this. If you're doing something wrong and you get stopped by police, why would we not do this if we have the technology?

my finger print wouldnt be on there

nowt wrong with it

government-mandated hands in an iron gauntlet typed this post

>w-why should the police be able to identify me if I get stopped by police??

yank mong

doing a poo

DO NOT SPEAK TO AN OFFICER OR IT'S THE GULAG FOR YOU

PRESENT YOUR IDENTIFICATION CARD AND TRAVELLING PAPERS

sort of a coppery taste.

What if you're not doing anything wrong and they force you to do it anyway

mum is telling long stories about the 80s that don't go anywhere again

been sat here for an hour

>the police are the good guys

>The year is 2025
>want to wank to some rape porn
>screen flashes red when trying to look up some
>please press your thumb against the screen
>press thumb against the screen

don't care

Then that would be illegal and the Independent Police Complaints Commission would be notified because chances are the officers have bodycams on them.

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choon

there are some laws you should be allowed to break really.

doing an australia

just copped lads

actually i’m all for the police beating up wrongdoers and leftists
not a fan of the improvements in technological policing though

why?

my name jeff

love the smell of my balls

I'm not a twot you twat!!!

why not

just copped this dog lads

not surprised desu, wy crime rate has skyrocketed the past 5yrs. only thing separating us from london is the acid attacks at this point

you cosplaying as a plasterer?

I'm not a crim, they don't have my fingerprint

i asked you first

*yawns*
right-winger: haha ur a soyboy lol

I'd be happy if the police were really good at doing crimes like murder and arson and that.

but if they were a bit more laissez faire with crimes which are just around generally being a bit dodgy like selling counterfit shit or using drugs.

how can they get away with this?

...

>/brit/ threads have more australians than the /ausnz/ threads

Is there a reason for this?

they do now :^)

untill they stop you then they do lol

anime

why does yank police conduct so many traffic stops?

have NEVER been stopped anywhere i've driven in europe

>New Labour was still very big state, ID Cards, national databases, PCSOs, expanding council powers.
>tories can't be about a big state
mong

>Just because they weren't you certain brand of socialism
ah yes you're assuming I'm left wing
mong

WE

You are not a real man!!! You're a real thick vagina!!

Baltic gay anime roleplaying

useless without my ID

Of course you're left wing. You literally think Blair and Brown were tories. What else are you going to be?

Where you situated?

Still didnt get anything for the gf

Barely feel like spending money for her

She might just have to choke on my cock

darjeeling

i was more referring to the imdb score. rotten tomatoes say it's 99% but imdb gave it 6.7/10. something's fishy

you having a laugh lad?

WUZ

they just need to shoot someone otherwise they won't be able to cum later

the glorious north

didn't even notice this thread because the linking post took up too many lines haha. thought he was making a long post about politics or something and completely ignored it.

last real Tory PM was Douglas-Home
last real Labour PM was Callaghan

why are dutch people so embarassed about speaking their native language?

CT. How about you, lad?

I'm a libertarian-leaning centrist

19.6c in me room, am freezing

authoritarian one-party meritocracy SOON

wish I was the rabbit haha

hat

good post

very cute

>teehee im bent :

hallucinogenic drugs are good for society.

don't care

Imagine being poor in Britain. You've literally been given a free house by the government and a free education and free money and some paki who grew up on the streets of shitholebad is now more successful than you. How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have failed so hard in life?

i recognise that bridge
its in cambridge by Queens college

they tore down those to build these

You already told us you were tripping balls, no need to tell us again

Tell me more about this couple. Did they meet at Cambridge? So sweet.

having breakfast

the russians have my fingerprint

they're a couple of fucking gooks who need to go back where they came from

the north will rise again

looks good lad

Australia?

yeh

it's lee kuan yew and his wife

its 3 different pairs of people you racist

don't have any fingerprints

Yeah, I used to go punting under it.

>free house by the government and a free education and free money
reduces the incentive to work hard, no point putting in effort when its all given to you

Fatty boom batty

i got arrested once and they couldn't take my fingerprints because my hands were too sweaty

so if we have all this free stuff, why are thousands of homeless people?

soy

>watching bizarre er
>most of the doctors are pakis and indians

*rorke stumbles back and falls over, absolutely appalled and enraged*

I too browse r/casualuk

now fuck off you specky little spastic

most of them choose to be homeless and are ex-cons.

Pakistanis here can't get into UK medical schools so they do it for cheap in a shithole like Bulgaria then come here and work because the qualification is still recognised

Extremely dangerous and hopefully leaving the EU will change things up

just farted looking at this