Luke Cage

I want to be black.

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Being black isn't as cool as you think.

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you are already black, user

wtf i hate white people now

>in America

For what purpose?

can't you just commit suicide normally

I imagine having to go to the barbers every two weeks is a pain in the ass

>you want to get shot at for just walking down the street
>Luke Cage's origin is literally being in jail for a crime he didnt commit
lol

Really wish I could get into the comics from the 70s. One character that did leave am impression on me was Chemistro, he's the kind of black male no one really wants to acknowledge exists. I'm not talking about intelligence, from a social standpoint he works as a great parallel to Luke.

Holy shit, he's wearing his tiara!

All his friends, his family...everyone he ever talks to are so incredibly dead.

Good job Luke.

On the plus side if you have a half decent IQ you will be on average far wealthier than a white guy of the same IQ. Shoe in for scholarships and ivy league as well.

The top of the bell curve does very well with black skin in the US. There's still going to be some downsides, but they seem rather insignificant to the bennies to me.

wtf i hate dc now

Will Frank be in the Defenders?

Do you have sources for that or does it just feel like that's how it works?

He had to try.

So do I, but that's mostly because I'm ginger and thus have melanin envy

You mean Olsen envy?

>no racemixing
>black on black violence
might be okay

wealthy suburban black or poor city black?

>ginger

It can't be that bad, i mean as long as you don't have curly hair you're just another Irish looking white guy aren't you?

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That's really not how it works.

OP here,

Meant to say
>I want to be blacked.

Oh, it's curly. Gloriously so.

Can confirm it fucking sucks. Then some tiny pieces of hair get stuck inside your shirt, and you have to shower

>Uzain speed
>super strength + big dong
>can summon brothers for black up
>age like wine
It's the closest thing to irl super powers.

But of course.

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Freckles? Green eyes? London?

Do you have any that aren't over 20 years out of date?

Yes, no, not any more.

Must have fucked up my roll because I didn't get any of those buffs.

Racial statistics get more trustworthy the older they get.

Oriel Bernadau looks disturbingly like Laurence Fishburne.

No. It wouldn't even make any sense for him to be there, Neither of the four main characters would let him gun down people. Unless it's the Hand again, in which case even DD lets him go into town

There's a white guy there that looks a hell of a lot like Denzel Washington.
Also, second from the top is definitely Smeagol.