Was this really a bad movie?

Was this really a bad movie?

Also dem tits

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It's not the greatest Disney movie, but I don't think it's anywhere close to the worst. Still looks awesome at least.

The movie would've been a lot more interesting if Pocahontas shacked up with her qt best friend instead of John Smith.

I can't even find any decent Pocahontas and Nakoma rule34

Agreed

Oh, it's out there. You're just not looking hard enough.

story is a bit meh,

but animation is incredible. the gestures, facial expressions, designs make it one of disney's most outstanding (and sadly underrated) achievements.

also, she is the sexiest, most beautiful princess.

I love the animation. Hate the story.

Visually beautiful, had a couple good songs (or was it just a couple songs in general?), story is heavily romanticized to the point of stupidity.

Entertaining, but nothing to write home about.

It's not as bad as it's often made out to be. Not the greatest, but not the worst. I like Pocahontas as a character. Its biggest problem is the story - namely, that it twists actual historical events into a romantic Disney story. It just doesn't work very well. Basically this I would like the movie better if it wasn't based on real people.

my one true waifu
we would have a magical time in the forest

it wasn't rotoscopy,right?

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I wonder if history will repeat

>Was this really a bad movie?
Yes, very.

i don't think so... but I'm not sure. does disney use rotoscopy?

it was just a wild guess.

anyway:

>mfw talking granny tree

Best Disney princess

but whoever decided to add in "if I never knew you" can go fuck themselves

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Well, Moana isn't slated to have any romance & the lava witch looks incredible, but I am worried Moana herself will fall into Mary Sue territory.

>Best Disney princess

that ain't Jasmin breh.

But Pocahontas is up there, god damn, except for the black chick, brown disney princesses are fucking TRUE delicious brown girls

>Also dem tits

Eh, it's been done better.

>vagina bone

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The Little Mermaid and Pocohantas were actually sad stories. One of them real, and this one is the real one. Except she was raped hundreds of times. Sold as a slave. Tried to kill her former "husband she was told to marry by her father" in england the next time she saw him. I forget the rest.

there's going to be rivalry between her and maui demigod

and the only selling point of this movie is that he's voiced by Dwayne Johnson

>and the only selling point of this movie is that he's voiced by Dwayne Johnson
Its a marvel movie bud. That is a major selling point.

it wasn't a bad movie, it was just overshadowed by The Lion King.

What can you expect
From filthy little heathens?
Here's what you get when races are diverse!

Their skin's a hellish red
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said and worse!
English Settlers:
They're savages!
Savages!

Barely even human


Savages! Savages!


Drive them from our shore!
They're not like you and me
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!


They're savages!
Savages!
Dirty shrieking devils!

Now we sound the drums of war!

This is what we feared
The paleface is a demon
The only thing they feel at all is greed

I wonder if they even bleed.
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human.
Savages! Savages!
Killers at the core.
They're different from us,
Which means they can't be trusted.
We must sound the drums of war!
They're savages! Savages!
First we deal with this one,
Then we sound the drums of war! (savages, savages)

Let's go kill a few men!
Savages! Savages!
Now it's up to you men!
Savages! Savages!
Barely even human.
Now we sound the drums--- of--- war!

This will be the day. Let's go men!
This will be the morning. Bring out the prisoner!
We will see them dying in the dust!

I don't know what I can do,
Still I know I've got to try! (Now we make them pay!)
Eagle help my feet to fly! (Now without a warning!)
Mountain help me heart be great! (Now we leave 'em blood and bone and rust)
Spirits of the earth and sky, (It's them or us!)
Please don't let it be to late! (They're just a bunch of filthy stinking..)

Savages! Savages!
Demons! (devils) Kill them!
Savages! Savages!
What are we waiting for?
Destroy their evil race
Until there's not a trace left!

If I Never Knew You was the emotional climax of the film.

Cutting it was like cutting Simba talking to Mufasa.