Be swede and finn

>Be swede and finn
>Have a frozen cock

can't make dis shiet up

the fuck is a frost day

at least they can get stiff

>there are roughly as many days of frost a year in my city as in Malmo, Sweden
>there are as many days of frost in our second city as in Stockholm or in Oslo

we nordic nao

Damn, southern England seems very comfy

>be greek
>melt every summer

>pinktugal

it's when the earth is frozen over and can't be tilled

WE

>WARMMARK
>HOTMARK
>TOASTYMARK

>and can't be tilled
yes it can
t. spent 3 days digging a trench in -20c during conscription
pic related is what i felt the whole time. good thing we had plank rounds instead of real things

>portugal

Why is Turku always different on maps? What happens there?

feels good to be a tropical country

That is not Turku you stupid fuck. Never post about Finland again you abomination.

Not Turku

It's Åbo

I wish we had more snow here. I love taking walks when everything is covered by snow, but we only have snow like two days a year.

Also
>be OP
>see weather-related map
>first thing that falls to your mind is cocks.

more than 30 frost days here in galicia, that map is wrong

It is but very flat.

No it's about 80km west
t. geogrpacy pro

I live there

>Unfrostugal