How did this Midget get a leading role

Feels bad when you are shorter than your girlfriend

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Felt bad for him when the black girl had to bend down to kiss him during the dance

do you not understand how heels work you seething dipshit?

looks like holland took shoe advice from Downey.

its not foolin me.

she's wearing a very obnoxious outfit

Isn't this nigga 22? he ain't growing taller almost hobbit sized

>girlfriend
Yeah right.

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>girlfriend

From that very article.

>The couple are playing coy about their romance, however. The two took to social media shortly after the news broke and joked about their relationship.

>"Wait wait...my favorite is when it says we go on vacations together HA! I haven't been on a vacation in years! hbu @TomHolland1996???" Zendaya tweeted on Thursday, July 13. Holland replied: "@Zendaya Does the press tour count."

He was shorter than RDJ. RDJ has to seem taller

If you are going to racemix at least pick the best looking negro out of the two

if you're shorter than a woman in heels you should kill yourself. no woman will ever want to date you.

Looks like Tony Stark gave him a pair of heeled sneakers too.

No. He is into men exclusively.

It's so nice he took his friend to a romantic weekend with his girlfriend. Wonder if it got awkward when she found them in bed together?

>girlfriend
lmao

lol how self-conscious is he about his manletness

>he has a date
>you dont

I think she's used to it by now

i want a tom holland bf

Every closet case needs a beard.

>It's a Tom and Harrison thread again

I'm fine with this

They need someone who is going to look 14 for the next 5 years.

What is it with their gay posts?

so do I tbqh

but don't 14 year olds go through puberty. there were guys with full beards by the time they were 16 back when i was in high school

Short people are the real hollywood overlords. Look at it. Tom Cruise. This Guy. Other people as well.

I suspect a grand conspiracy with Warwick Davis at its head.

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BLACKED

:3

Just feel the love in this scene.

HAMMERED

Very. We have established this extensively.

Because if you haven't notived manlets dominate Hollywood (RDJ, Tom Cruise, Statham, etc...)

spiderman is supposed to be a kid

they got a midget so he can be a kid FOREVER

>with their gay posts?
Harrison managed to hit a whole other level yesterday.

As soon as the movies out of cinemas and hailed as a success I can see them coming out

How long until they start posting videos of them kissing or even sucking each other off with laughing emojis on them

I can feel the love

Who's Jacob?

FTFY

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me on the left

the fat filipino kid in the movie

Guy that played Ned Leeds (the big Asian) the 3 of them formed some kind of trio.

>Tom Holland: We're shooting the scene that Jacob auditioned with. It's amazing to see how far we've come. From day one we were thrown into the deep end. We had a really difficult scene to do.

>Jon (Watts) was really cool, making sure we bonded before we were shooting. And Jacob lives with us now. I'm here with my best friend from home. He came over one day and he just hasn't left yet. He's been here for nearly a month and a half and hasn't moved back.

>Jacob Batalon: You know, I'm not going to lie. I did complain about the hotel I was staying at.

>Tom Holland: There was one moment where I said to Harrison, “is he going to go? He's moved in. We have loved having him.

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who here /can'tlivewithoutshoes/?

WAIT these fags live with each other they all but confirmed gay

user I...
>>youtube.com/watch?v=68T9R3vTyhc

They spent a week alone together before Christmas at an AirBnB

>We have loved having him.

who exactly is Zendaya? Michelle or Vulture's daughter?
i honestly can't tell

But he doesn't seem closeted
It really just looks like the media keeps trying to ignore his pretty unsubtle but inexplicit signs

the Nigger

He always refers to themselves as "we"
It's cute

Peter Parker is supposed to be a manlet. Only the '90s cartoon and Andrew Garfield versions weren't.

The better question is who Jewwood thinks its fooling by pushing ugly actors so hard just because they're not traditionally white/attractive. The entire supporting cast was shit outside of RDJ, Keaton, and Tomei.

thanks for the (You) but seriously though who is Zendaya? Michelle or Vulture's daughter?

I'm picturing the whole thing as some Friends like Monica and Chandler try to hide that they're fucking escapade.

A friend of mine is dating a Jamacian girl who is taller then him. It is cute. CUTE.

Me in the back

damn. That twink gets reversed oreo'd and I don't?

Bruh... does your friend know she is dating a man?

Jesus Christ

Where is the bulge??

what if they are bi and they spitroasted her?

a gay friend has a bf who looks like Bruce on Gotham
u jelly?

disgusting taste in girls then

Yes. All Jamacians are male.

tall black / mixed girls are hot
though I only ever dated a busty shortstack

if your dating someone taller than you sorry but thats a man and you instantly lose your balls and get a boipussi

Hate to break it to you but holland is queer as fuck

Nonsense he's straight as an arrow.

Gayest spidey ever

I'm 100% fine with this. Best Spider-man to date.

>Amazing Spider-Man
>Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone start dating
5 years later Garfield comes out as bi (read: gay)

>Spiderman Homecoming
>two leads start dating

Pottery

The density of how straight he is bends light around it giving the illusion if being bent but really, he's totally, seriously, definitely not gay haha

>twitter.com/hazosterfield_s/status/809803966460686336

lol is he tying the motherfucking RDJ heels?

why did he shave his head omfg he looks so much worse

looks like a brown doctor eggman

They have some kind of weird shoe obsession between them. My guess is they wear the same size so they share.
>twitter.com/HazOsterfield/status/826826208130248706

Probably, they do share clothes, even jewelry

MJ

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This is my favourite one
>Hey Harrison. I'm going out to do press in your clothes Later!

>twitter.com/hazosterfield/status/773651357484085254

Woah, how come they don't teach you that in sex ed?

Harry Osborn when?

it's because of liberal cucks who aren't red pilled

>its a Sup Forums makes fun of manlets episode

Hey the only people we can make fun of without triggering liberal cucks are the manlets

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How drunk must he have been to post that. Anyway they've got to be gay they support Arsenal.

Beats me. Spider-man should be, you know, a man.

kek

Men can't sign eight-movies-that-will-span-two-decades deals you fucking retard.

left looks like a a gay porn star desu

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>spiderman is supposed to be a kid

If that were the case he'd be called spider-boy

What the hell is going on in the bottom left?

Sure, they can. Look at Chris Evans or RDJ.

Funny you say that considering Holland is an actual homosex.