What do you call this hair style?

what do you call this hair style?

Balding

JUST

scrambled eggs in the back

The Pussy Magnet.

Underrated

OH GOOD LORD

The I'm Listening Litany

Whisper of cinnamon

Bald and Brash

Businesses at the front
Party at the back

Goldilocks and the forehead bare

The Oh Come Now Shine

My hair is a bird
or
*ALIENS*

The I have more money than everyone on Sup Forums will have in their entire lives combined.

The Cache Cashew

It's literally called Whopland, google it.

I still wish he got the bryan cranston treatment.

neglect balding

The Jew

Frasier Cranium

Cueball Nervosa

The Every Actor On This Show Is Gay, But Me - but I have the gayest hair cut - style

i believe it is called the sheev

The Patrician