Sup Forums Watches Suicide Squad

Let's all watch Suicide Squad 2016 together

ustream.tv/channel/Qnd36a43JpU

Stream starts at 9:47pm. About 5 minutes from now.

I swear if this ends up being gay porn...

sweet i am in time! im alwasy late to these things. how shitty is the camrip?

>this channel is off-air

It's pretty good. A new torrent that came out today.

inb4 it's gay porn

wow yea this is good quality

oh hey you were serious

was half their budget just song licenses?

THE WALL.

you can't see the black people clearly

Audio is shite

already bored of this not gonna lie

like nothing has happened, what a shitty opening

The audio is shit

This is gonna be like an hour of origin stories, right?

>Action Bronson

hell yeah famalam

Holy shit, it looks like a video game!

the "it ain't me song" plays twice in this movie, just to warn you

What about "Heathens"?

they're like 2 minutes each
the boomerang one is actually less than 30 seconds

Count your blessings, this is pretty good for a camrip. Sounds like the handicap headset pressed up against a mic, not direct unfortunately.

just once i think, for like 30 seconds max

this shit is so cringe

This is the most Joker we're going to get right here, right?

>This censored ass text.

>the subtitles are censored

wew

i have grown to despise Tsujihara in the last two years more than most people i know
we get some more later sporadically throughout the film, but this is the longest continuous

The editing really is al lover the fucking place. I'ts not even something like the early Guy Ritchie movies which moved from character to character with ease and a frantic rhythm.

But of course the question is if I didn't know about WB ordering a trailer house to cut the movie for them to achieve a different tone, would I still think this is awful. Because it's only the editing and structure that is awful. The content itself is pretty good.

Is this a cam rip or early screener?

Why did they think it was a good idea to edit their movie like this?

>Joker doesn't like kitties
NOT MUH JOKER

Harley's intro is a mess, is it on purpose?

Camrip, a pretty decent one.

>Can't Swim
I will never understand how people can't swim. Literally flail your limbs. You're now swimming.

I really liked those characters introductions. The movie became a mess before.

>can't see fucking shit

Something wrong with the brightness or something?

i tried that and nearly drowned.. CHECK MATE

The movie became a mess after*

Fix'd

right? like christ if warner hadnt gone full retard after BvS we'd have a DAMN good movie i think

Real talk tho the Enchantress transformation in the boardroom looked amazing and got me excited for the rest of the movie.

Kid, you sank like a stone the first time you went into the water. That's why you had those water wings like the good little suburbanite you are. You were just too young to remember.

>It ain't me
>It ain't me this time either
>It still ain't me

>What he didn't tell you was he's a paraplegic

Is the stream choppy for anyone else? Or do I just have shit internet?

i really wish it were that simple, user, but ive had a person die trying that and it isnt pretty

THIS is anarchic Punk-rock art?

Pretty much this. I liked the movie a lot but watching it is like seeing a good looking corpse splayed out on the table.

better than gotg

>we have all this crazy shit AND fluoride in out water

you sneaky cunts

Do we get more Batfleck or Ezra Flash?

>what if Superman decided to do X
>implying anyone on Suicide Squad could even mildly inconvenience Superman
DC has such balance issues.

All the stuff with Dirt Witch Enchantress is GOAT

Wow, the editing is fucking...AWFUL, it feels like they fucking butchered everything they shot.

actually humans are born knowing how to swim for some reason, so the first time he went in the water he was prob aight. but a few times after that, sinkin like a retard in a gravy plate

You don't have to let everyone know you're retarded

>turning what looks like it may have been some interesting scenes at one time into the most boring, rushed, corny talk-over flashback possible

Nice work.

a bit choppy for me, literally just ""chopped"" as i was typing this, the "go get it girl" line feels forced but i like it anyways

a little more batflek, no more flash

Hell fucking yeah. I missed Sup Forums streams. They are comfy as fuck.

I kinda have the feeling the Amanda Waller meeting was part of the reshoots, precisely to fit everything else into lousy flashback mode.

we should do this more often

>Ah ess

What did Croc mean by this?

enchantress and her black brother probably might be possibly able to maybe

>All these faggots that can't swim
>So retarded they can't even doggy paddle
Have fun drowning, I hear it's one of the most peaceful ways to kill yourself.

Why is the flag backwards?

Whenever Superman/Superman villains go into another universe, they conveniently develop an overly specific weakness that makes them useless.

>that witch voodoo dancing she does
i had legitimately never gotten a boner in a movie theater before

Fucking ads.

"Clear my browser history".

Fuck DC fails at comedy too.

really love this "make the movie too dark to see anything" meme

Was just wondering this, lel.

So why did they make Deadshot black again? Was Ryan Reynolds not available?

You just know those one-liners were written by a whole room of people.

D I V E R S I T Y

It's such an awkward place to tell a joke too.

Also OP where did you get this version of the movie? The version I saw had Spanish subtitles or something.

Did I miss the Katana flashback or no?

This. I kinda wish the thread was a bit more active, but I also like the temperate pace we have going on. Most Sup Forums streams are balls to the wall crazy, but there's hardly anytime for discussion.

Also this is my second time seeing this movie. I guess it's because I kinda wanted it to be at least, and instead got worst case scenario.

Last shot not a ricochet killing that guard.
what was the point?

Fuck Amanda Waller is god damn perfect in this film.

Still better comedy than Ghostbusters

Guardians was fun.

I'm not having fun yet.

>Darnell
Floyd, don't talk to me or my wife's daughter again.

>those four stars
Wh-wh-what?

Harley Quinn is surprisingly good too, really thought I would hate her.
The romance between Sorceress host and soldier boy was just awful.

>Ryan Reynolds not available?
uh, yeah?

Why? He'd just get shot by the seven other guards behind him.

he's a four star poster my guy

Most people are actually really good in this movie, it's just that it's not really written very well.

I'm not fully down with the Leto's Joker though.

Leto's slow wheezing Joker laugh is so shitty

>Closet Homosexual Joker
>Not even the pitcher

Everytime someone points it out I earn a new star. Thanks!

Not really feeling the Joker in this one. Something just not right about it. Not in the Joker Not Right kind of way, just, he doesn't seem to fit the role.

I know I'm not supposed to, but I actually really like Leto's Joker. He actually seems like a credible crime boss for the first time ever.

FINE
The last eight shots weren't ricochet shots killing the ALL the guards.

>Joker was going to just burn down Griggs house with his kids in it

I love it

>sleeping Waller
You have NO idea how much I've thought of this.

Okay so you can't go higher then 5 then

the fuck just even happened?

End credits song.

well, you wont see any dance offs here

The impression I get so far is "crime boss who deliberately acts retarded to make people think he's crazy, thus unpredictable, thus uncrossable"