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First for no fuck drumpf

first for brainlets

I think I like cute traps now

would've gotten first if I didn't have to fill out 57 captchas before posting fuck you gook moot 2 nukes wasnt enough

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>57
i only fill 1 or 2

Leafs how expensive is Invisalign in Canada? I live like 30 minutes from Windsor. I really want perfectly straight teeth but here in America it's absurdly expensive

was the song about her dad talking about rape?

:(

>first

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too late boyo

Ramen is like 3 euros in europe

WTF

It's not fair

the arctic monkeys are a good band and anyone who says otherwise is a brainlet

which one?

I like them

there was a guy who liked the arctic monkeys in high school. he got diabetes and got some girl pregnant.

can someone decipher pic related for me

the strokes are a good band and anyone who says otherwise is a brainlet

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>third world problems

I don't care anymore

as above so below

what is actually wrong with India

this just baffles me

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could easily punch that cat

you mean like packaged maruchan shit or like restaurant shit?

why would you want to do that

i could easily beat ur ass

I mean fucking cup of noodle bum ass ramen

2 euros 60 cents

dont pretend you know what I want bud

doubtful paco

what would you do if you found out your son raped someone

damn man that sucks, over here you can buy a box of like 20 for $5

depends if the rapist is attractive and a female

I KNOW

thats how I got through freshman year of college

that's not what i meant

face > thighs = hips > midriff > mouth > feet > armpits > legs > back > groin > power gap > tits/ass

This is objective fact and is not up for debate.

finally organizing all my images into folders
feels good lads

>feet anything but last
>tits and ass in the back

end your life, my dude

buy rice and beans you weeaboo

wait nevermind, i missread your question

i would beat the shit out of him

>lads

I did buy rice, nerd

but I want ramen

then make it yourself or go to a restaurant
dweeb

yu darvish to the cubs

something actually happened in basedball

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they charge 7-12 euros for the big bowls

kinda worth it, kinda not

dork

>taking an incompetent ex >Rags pitcher
>cubes

Thighs, ass and hips are usually dependent on each other.

Like big hips=big thighs/legs=big ass

Face(eyes and nose)>hips, legs and butt> feet>back arms>armpits>boobs>everything else

hmmmmm

if only you were nearby little saigon

Didn't your team unironically sign the worst player in baseball last year and start him?

>vanity license plate rules
>2. The number "69" is reserved only for 1969 year model vehicles that the license plates will be placed upon.
Pffft yea sure

if I were back home, I could go over to chinatown in SF

are you implying Im a fan of the dodgers? I'll cut you

>unironically going to sf

No I'm implying your gnats signed sandoval last year and started him

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>not visiting the GOAT baseball stadium and a delicious chocolate factory
>not visiting alcatraz
>not walking through chinatown and accidentally stumbling upon a convenience store with JAV DVD's

TEARS

>he watches sports

/cum/ i just threw up

>win 3 WS rings
>go to the east coast for 96 million freedom dollars
>eat sundaes to your hearts content while pissing off bostonites and the northeast as a whole
>get to sit and watch baseball from the bench while the red sox FO STILL has to pay you
>get to go back to your original team with them paying pennies on the dollar

how can one man be so based

Oh don't mind me

Feels good right? Now you can drink more

kys is my favorite word

please dont encourage arbys kun to drink

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>>not visiting the GOAT baseball stadium
I've been to fenway tons of times

>giants finish with one of the worst records in baseball while playing in one of the worst divisions in baseball

at this point ill die from withdrawals if i dont

>worst division in baseball
>says the guy who's team is in a division with the Jays, Rays, and Oreo's

is that the excuse you're using now?

yes
its true though

HOLY HELL, 6 YEARS?

>chicongo

What doctor told you that? Can I have their number?

its common knowledge that you can die from alcohol withdrawal

all this money and nothing to spend it on

A girl I know grabbed me by the wrist the other day. Why couldn't it be my hand?

And who told you it was the case for you bud.

You can only die from alcohol withdrawal if you detox improperly. I'm telling you again bud, cirrhosis is one of the worst deaths I can imagine for both you and your family. Change your path now.

Should the US have a military parade

we could be wasting money on something else

nice trips Satan

I say yes

don't we have those on independence day

but thats just a fuck you to the bongs, this one would be a fuck you to the entire world

>, cirrhosis is one of the worst deaths I can imagine
you dont have to tell me

how would it be a fuck you to the entire world

business idea

more victory celebrations against the bongs

this but make sure to include the french and thank them accordingly to make up for the shit we did to them during the iraq war with "freedom fries"

don't be so silly

>me in the afro
>/cum/ the old teacher

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Hi Netherlands ily!

yeah but you live in fucking italy

it's a yank. dumb cana

I think I do. I spent 6 months every day with my father as he slowly died from it. There are so many things about it that are actual fucking torture.

Like your brain filling up with ammonia that your liver can no longer filter out causing you to hallucinate and freak out. or the constant bloating that makes it feel like you are constantly being crushed. Or the fact that you slowly lose your cognitive abilities. Or the fact that you constantly feel thirsty but if you drink it will only make you suffer more.

>tfw sweaty palms force me to avoid hand holding at all costs
It's not fair.

>how is flexing your military might a fuck you to the entire world

retard

aware of that. doesnt change the facts.

hmm seems familiar

but we lost to vietnam

*ignores your answer*

I'll be back stateside before July

what does that have to do with anything

retard

don't reply to me again idiot