/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Was the piano player someone important? Because he sure didn't look like Badalamenti, because Badalamenti has a weird Roy Deep face. Also thought it was weird that he wasn't in the credits? And is the sad music he's playing some leitmotif I'm missing out on?

on a scale of 1 to 10 realistically are we ever going to talk about Judy?

david lunch lol

WE ARE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Newly revealed episode titles/quotes

14 - "We're like the dreamer"
15 - "There's some fear in letting go."
16 - "No knock, no doorbell"

"We're like the dreamer" is part of a quote from some Hindu book that Lynch has used before in regards to Inland Empire. It's also part of a conversation that Cole and Monica Bellucci's character will apparently have in Paris at some point.

I think Monica Bellucci is playing Judy. This doesn't fit with Judy being related to Josie but I think that part of it probably will be dropped by now.

switch the pics NOW

>David Lynch had to include his gay libtard anti-gun stance in the show

How can you defend this hack?

I can't believe they teased us with this without giving any new information. Well, except that it's Native American related and Hawk knows about it.

At first glance it looks like a bug, but it could be two mountain peaks with a black hole in between.

>David
It's Frost.

Candie a cutest
I hope thot Shelly gets killed

>he's not a cultural marxist

laughingwhores.bmp

FROSTED

>it looks like a bug
sounds legit

She is certainly the right age.

>He's not an elite Jewish Moloch worshiper

Feels bad man

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Moloch? LOL you mean the reference from the Podesta emails? If you were educated you'd know that the myth of Moloch is often discussed as a political and philosophical allegory mostly directed at criticizing capitalism bitch please fuck off to infowars

Why has James not done jack shit this season?
It's like Lynch doesn't even want to truly alienate his audience.

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>one scene of a gun being used in a bad way now makes someone gay libtard anti-gun
Cleanse yourself. He's had plenty of gun porn this season. He had a badass looking gun himself in that same episode.

Mike the man is the key to all of this you'll see.

>being anti-irresponsible-gun-ownership is being anti-gun
you might be why people are anti-gun

Did the electricity generated by James little faggotry song cause Maddie to see BOB?

>At first glance it looks like a bug, but it could be two mountain peaks with a black hole in between

you serious right now?

>chinese knock off Gary Busey

Wow that really triggerd you didn't it.

It represents Laura and the glory hole at the Roadhouse.

yeah, i'm heading to my safe space now. literally le shaking

the owls are not what they seem user

Two mounds of dirt with no real peaks.

It's ok user I'll give you a hug. Feel better~

Betting James will save Shelly from Red. Or help take down Chad/the drug traffickers with his knowledge of the road. Or something that mirrors what he did in the original series

do you really believe in elite jewish cults who worship the literal moloch? I'll be fine but you might not be, get some mental help

have any of you lads ever felt like getting on your motorcycle and just riding? asking for a friend.

flying on your motorcycle

whats the GoT version of LYNCHED?

DON'T LEAVE ME HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

>watching game of nudes
for what purpose

>whats the GoT version of LYNCHED?

GRRM'D if it happened in the books

HODORED if not

Hahaha
WASTED 6 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE WATCHING THIS TRASH

Danys' delicious flabby arms of course

there is no equivalent because it's plebeian garbage

I can't even tell you who directs that and I saw the first few seasons.

okay so this is blowing my mind right now

apparently there are people who wipe their butts standing up???

how does /tpg/ do it? i sit and assumed everyone else did too. are there any standers here?

Was the frogbug an agent of Bob or the Giant?

>Missed the point of the joke by getting triggered

Fuck me lad, learn to banter you fucking autist. Last (you)

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it came out of the mouth of the experiment, as did BOB, so...

this

"Imagine these grapes were your balls!"

I bend over in front of the mirror and wipe. Otherwise I'm paranoid about missing spots.

I use baby wipes cause I don't like how abraisive and crumbly toilet paper is. I stand up, bend over so my cheeks spread just a little bit and wipe from the bottom of the taint to the top of the crack. I feel less sanitary having my hand so near the toilet and the toilet water to do it sitting down.

KEK

What's all this bollocks about Judy being Josie's sister? Isn't Judy a reference to Major "Judy" Garland Briggs?

Also, when James made his single appearance in Episode 1, he was accompanied by a kid with a British accent wearing blue rubber gloves, how has no-one picked up on this yet??

>when you properly individuate but the tree of blackfire/anti-life keeps growing

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

hELLO BuElla

But Bob seemed like an abnormality, a black cancer among all the normal eggs. That was my reading of it, anyway. But yeah, the experiment doesn't seem especially benevolent when it shows up in the glass box.

>stand up
>wipe my ass for 1 hour until there's no more shit left in the paper

HELLO FRENLO :^)

i do both. the first few passes are sitting and then a final one standing up. i wipe until there are no traces of feces on the toilet paper

Kek

No, Agent Judy.

Standing with folded paper

top kek

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There's a difference between Lynch LYNCHING us with things that are annoying or confusing or not what we expected or hoped for. But I think he realized that the James story line was just bad and bland. In fact, I think the fact that his character was bland is what probably made Lynch not use him.

DABID posting

>no mention of bidets

i bet your asses are all disgusting

During FWWM Lynch and the gang considered bringing Joan Chen back as a different character. The resemblance would've been explained by her being Josie's twin sister. That character was to be Judy, but Judy was never given any screen time.

i'm 100% positive the scene from the beginning will be the only one he's in

Would people think I was cool if I put up a Kafka picture in my office?

can we not talk about this

What was up with that woman that got killed by Ike? We don't know why she wanted to kill Dougie and why Evil Coop wanted her dead, nothing makes sense. Was she only there, because Lynch wanted someone getting stabbed with a screwdriver while wacky music was playing?

>tfw you will never be even half this buttblasted about anything
>tfw leftists have to live feeling exactly like this autist every day
In some way they are suffering for their sins even now

>reminder that most of the nitwits in this general thought that the statue was of David Bowie

there is hope user, just not for us

joke's on you, I think basically everything I see is David Bowie in some way or another

>Monica Bellucci
what the fug

>What was up with that woman that got killed by Ike? We don't know why she wanted to kill Dougie and why Evil Coop wanted her dead, nothing makes sense. Was she only there, because Lynch wanted someone getting stabbed with a screwdriver while wacky music was playing?

Yes, we just needed to see what Ike was capable of. Otherwise it wouldn't be impressive when Cooper (Dougie) was able to stop him.

get out

I thought the businessman hired her, assumed she was in charge of some bounty hunter group

she was working for bad coop
she failed to kill him
so ike killed her and tried to do the job himself

better question

who the FUCK were the 119 lady and her kid? are we going to see them again? that shit was creepy as fuck.

what's funny is i guarantee with almost 100% certainty that you don't even know what I'm talking about and are just some edgy kid who loves to shitpost about muh librul tears. all people do on Sup Forums is shit on each other, being "buttblasted" has nothing to do with this in fact i am making a tuna sandwich right now and am having a pretty good day.

i would never identify myself as a filthy LIBERAL either. how delusional and retarded do you have to be to think that anyone who doesn't believe john podesta or HRC are blood sucking satanic child rapists is a liberal?

i bet you dont even know the difference between a leftist and a liberal. fuck off kid

post your otp

she was working with Jeffries (since she texted the black box in Buenos Aires) and Duncan Todd (and therefore, Evil Coop)

she was killed by Ike on orders from Duncan Todd because she failed to kill Dougie

She was calling Evil Cooper in an earlier episode.

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>who the FUCK were the 119 lady and her kid? are we going to see them again? that shit was creepy as fuck.

That may be something that never gets "explained", given that I can't imagine the story returning there now that that car across the street is gone.

I mean, perhaps she was just a deranged tweaker, and the kid served as a mechanism to check out Dougie's car and the guys in the other car who came by.

I'd like to be the butter between those muffins.

Sheryl Lee is a very kind, talented, gorgeous and sweet lady with a voice that is even sweeter!

dOugei make frendse

That one and also Autist Coop and Candie in the new season.

Is she, dare I say it, /ourcute/?

You're a boring person.

You just KNOW.