ratchet and clank edition
/brit/
gay's
addicted to dark fruits
are
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addicted to dark skinned willies
cheers pal
youtube.com
What's this feeling called?
youse is so fucking retarded
Work qt will probably get creampied tonight
business idea : sausage fattener
sublimity
How often do you encounter them?
haven't eaten much all day and unironically feel very tipsy off two dark fruits
eerie?
of course the kraut has a hard on for an industrial area fucking kek
doing a wank
comfy
I am white
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remember that mission in cod where you're at the airport and you just shoot loads of innocent people
love bread, even though I never had any I hear it's very good
i'm more white than you and my name is literally mohammed
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Love industrial/post-industrial aesthetics me
yea
yeah it's the best thing since sliced bread imo
the expression makes me giggle every time
Waiting in my car before toil starts
Clearly not your car, did your mum drive you
it's the main one sweaty.x youre the retard
stop stop starting and start stoppin'
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>reebok
cringe
gl hf
doing a wank
someone post that picture of a yank outside a shop dressed really weirdly
Well originally it was my dad's car but when I got my driver's license he got a new car and gave me his old one
They are comfy
Feel like two girls are into me, or rather one is definitely into me and not sure about the other. Im meeting the one thats def into me tomorrow and im somehow scared shitless that one of them will be hurt by the end of this.
any anal fissure man in?
then you'd love Los Angeles, you can see the industrial areas spitting out large plums of smoke backdropped by mountains and urban area
I saw Lisicki at a Morrisons in Wolverhampton yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a wanker and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
could they not pick one good angle and just stay there
hellscape
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last minute plans to go out lads not going out til 11 hahaha
nice autism shoes and dark blue socks mate
this is all i have but hes australian
I have actually been to LA. A stray bullet hit my hotel window whilst I was out (not even kidding). Still pretty cool, related video:
Plan on snorting heroin soon and I might do 500ug of LSD this time instead of 250-300ug
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>Captain Crunch
has shit taste in clothing and shit taste in cereal
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trunks, notorious /fa/ poster from about 2014
Wot U Gonna Do?
Why is the clutch so far over
any fever pitch (1997) man in
>[Nubiles-Porn] - PetiteBallerinasFucked - Riley Reid - Petite Dancer Swallows Big Cock - [Jan 9, 2016 - APT].mp4
>engineering or technician skills
See that's the thing, I've tried that boring shit before and it makes me want to die.
I just want to get paid to walk about in the countryside of a foreign land that has an uncomfortable climate and the constant threat of death with a really heavy bag on my back in a team of motivated nutters that just want to slot some "bad guys" in a loud firefight.
>going to a white minority state in the USA
it's like youre asking to get shot
do the 500 lad
If a girl has seen the fifty shades of gray triology at 16 does this mean she is a slut and might suck my dick?
Humping my mattress thinking about the pounding scheduled on the 14th
these only really work with poorly translated JAVs with nefarious undertones
It's a old shitty 2003 Chevrolet Malibu
'once
burger king is vastly penger than maccies
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Do it user. I was seconded to an Infantry unit and they all seemed to be enjoying it.
You are a banter merchant, right?
Soon every state will be majority non white
>APT
How do I maintain my beard? scissors?
>wgeb your put your mum's top on to run down the paki shop
it's what i do
beard trimmer
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REDPILLL ME ON WHAT TO EAT ON JUSTEAT
Razor and mustache scissors
There are a lot of states that won't become non-white majority "soon"
why is dutch such a stupid language? why can't you be more like us?
doing some warm-ups lads
>justeat
hello provincial
what's your postcode
Fix your Ublock
This. I sort of forgot just-eat still exists
had that dream again where she bursts into my office and tells me she wants to run away with me
wish i was a smart lad
About to get started on this, bit scared ngl.
Anyway what you lot drinking then?
What am I looking for?
Imagine if our grandfather's saw the state of our capital.
water for me mate
What are the little numbers
will deliveroo go anywhere for you
Is that seriously pamela anderson, looks nothing like her
i coulld heem anyone that resides in an area that has deliveroo or ubereats
>80% ABV
Jesus Christ
Within range, yeah. Meaning a city or greater london
Fuck you man, ubereats is amazing. Places on it have started offering zero delivery fees to out-compete one another
improvements
yeah, my deliveroo driver stopped off at the weedmans before