YOU ARE SHIT ALLIES

You guys are really a bunch of ungrateful fucks. This is how you thank back the leader of the free world ? Fuck you faggots the only country I would think about defending with my life is my country and america. The rest can drown in their marxist socialist hellhole

straya it was probably just banter but the rest of the world : go fuck yourselves

Haha fucking Aussies, silly cunts.

No countries colored with the american flag is allowed to post itt btw

>wonder what we said

Oh great, it's so fucking small I can't see it

Holy shit Morrocco, Tunisia, Iraq and Bangladesh are based as fuck

Exported sjw
Expect thanks
Kys

>people voted for the country that spent most of his time in the first decade of the 21st century in wars he declared unilaterally against other nations
Really makes you think.

can we all take a moment to chuckle that kenya responded with somalia

> based as fuck
> antisemitic Muslims

Mohammed how the fuck did you get into the United States..

Cheeky Aussies.

>Ukraine thinks USA is a bigger threat than Russia
I call bullshit

>tells a bunch of countries their faggots for such and such
>doesn't let them rebuttle back

Thanks for defending us though

At least they understand the Jewish threat

That's how you know this is a shit study probably conducted by leftists in a leftist environment

This is from before the 'local revolution' your government funded in Ukraine.

there is no jewish conspiracy trying to take over the world. i know its really easy and funny to keep blaming da jooz for everything, but it's bullshit. those countries ofcourse hate israel because those countries are muslim.

>Sup Forums is satire

I just see white, so France

You can't deny that the United States has been extremely subversive and confrontational in the past century.

roasted

there's a difference between satire and flat out misinformation in favour of islam

This is why Germans are being replaced by globalists

Wtf Italy what's wrong within portugal, why they threat human peace?
Exfuckinplain

Lol at India.
Double LOL at Italy!

>Italy
>Declare Portugal the biggest threat

American foreign policy hasn't been very good after the end of the cold war.

italy is a little paranoid

I think that's suppose to be Afghanistan and not Portugal.

>didn't even bother to change to american proxy

terrible, terrible bait

>Germans saying America

Enjoy the Hell you've made for yourselves.

The Jews who killed Christ are of the same sect who created Judaism (which btw is younger than Christianity) after the destruction of the Second Temple. These people rejected Christ because they were expecting a messiah who would conquer the entire world and put it under their rule. This is the same messiah that they still await, which we Christians consider the Antichrist.

That's the Afghanistan flag.
Does everyone on political have such shit eye sight ?

Why are so many countries scared of France?

nah they correctly identified refugees as the biggest threat

>spy on your allies
>incite wars all over the world
>impose shitty culture on western world

I suggest you read the thread again, tyrone.

>world peace
>obtainable
top kek, eternal jew, anglo, and german would strike with or without america

Kek

>Denmark and Norway is white
>Asked the new "Swedes" instead
>Think they got an accurate view of Scandinavia

That is one shit map f am

Pax Americana

No we just didn't see the black part in Sardinia. The red and green with gold in the middle looks like the Portuguese flag.

you wanna go back 2000 years in time?
you sound like one of those muslim apologists who goes ''but what about the crusades!''.

> China who steals land and calls other countries their own and tries to steal ocean calls the US the biggest threat

Oh am laffin...

Suck a dick you australian pussies

Hah they don't understand the jewish threat, the jews are using them to destroy the white man. They hate jews but don't realize they are controlled by them.

Poor little South Korea has to be worried about North Korea constantly Q.Q

Im confused, my country is to small to see wich flag

>World Peace

I don't like the terms "bluepilled/redpilled", but believing that World Peace is not only desirable, but also possible could be the most bluepilled position one can have.

delete your post, you make us look like an idiot

Why? We are outside the American propaganda machine and can correctly identify that America(More specifically Obama and Hillary) is causing all this shit in the middle east.

We are also not overran with Jews, therefore have very little sympathy for Israel.

That's Afghanistan.

Zie jij het dan?

Australians are worse than Jews.

I hope you get killed in your sleep by Aborigines you pathetic faggot.

>America is attacked out of the blue by militant jihadist that are funded in part by angry muslim nations
>take the opportunity to fucking Sadam because lol muh papa had beef with him
In all honesty most of the wars we fight are thrown at us. We don't go looking for wars to fight. At least not overtly. Vietnam and Korea maybe. But besides that.

typos

>Australians are worse than Jews.

Australia calls it like it is, there's always an Australian reporter in every war telling their view. During the Korean war we would have never known about biological experiments conducted on the Koreans courtesy of US and Unit 731 scientists from Japan were it not for an Aussie reporter.

You guys may have the best bantz but you're also pretty honest people.

Have fun with the entire world hating you then faggot.

who cares about typos? im stoned as fuck

It doesn't matter if you hate us. Because you cannot defeat us. We will just strangle you and steal your resources if need be.

kek at greece

fuckin' loyalist...

Poles know us best obv

I love America. I don't care about dead mudshits

Redpilled Iraq

Cheers m8. We hope your subversive media doesn't ruin our people as much as it had a majority of yours.
America is a future AU colony.

Based France recognize the True Ennemy

>9/11 Came out of the blue
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and before you call me a shitskin/muslim, I'm a member of the NMR

All of the wars you participate in are because Israel has you on a leash, dog.

wat

France

>itself

Kek.

>NMR

NuMale Retards?

>implying America isn't objectively the correct answer

we have the entire world held at basically gunpoint, between our arsenal of IBMs, Aircraft Carriers, Nukes, etc

we even divided the world into quadrants and maintain first strike power in each of these quadrants

Iran is probably the biggest threat to the US, but the US is a bigger threat to the rest of the world. Most countries cannot counterattack if we decided to wreck them and we've been doing that all around the world for decades.

Note, I'm not making a judgment comment on US actions, just explaining why, objectively, we are the biggest threat to most people in the world.

Nordic resistance movement

You really think 9/11 was unprovoked?

can we point out that most of Africa and the middle east is shitting their pants about France? are they committing Napoleonic shenanigans again?

on a serious note, look at how both countries that share the most border with Pakistan think they are a global threat. understandable, since they do have nukes and are supporting terrorist groups.

you don't know our military history very well do you?

there's a bunch of smaller things you are missing, people don't accuse us of "policing the world" for nothing

Wrong guy. 9/11, however did not come out of the blue. When it happened I just said, "Huh, took longer than I expected."

kek at somalia

>those countries ofcourse hate israel because those countries are muslim

well and also that israel has been aggressive in the region for a long time now

people don't usually like the neighbor who keeps getting drunk and smashing his neighbors windows

Israel was aggressive since its inception, but most of the time in a defensive stance, since all it's neighbors want it dead literally from day 1

Top kek at all of those European nations that love Muslims. At least some of you guys aren't cucks.

>falling for this meme

I hate my compatriots now, they must say "Venezuela".

I would have said America lel

>Most Trustworthy: Germany
>Least Trustworthy: Germany

Good quality survey...

If Russia invaded Poland or the Baltics, I could seriously see Germany declaring Article V to solely mean "Send Angry Letters to Moscow."

>amerishits believe they are loved and welcome in every place of the world while IRL is the opposite

B... but you would help us ... right America-san?

We pay our NATO share, we halp you in wars, we are probably only nation in Yurop that actually still likes you.

So you would halp?

Please ?

>US not answering Russia
Actually, Are You Kidding Me

Finland likes out tourist money and are shockingly talkative with us, they just hate our government. As do I.

>Leader of the free world
If it was truly a free world, we would need no leaders.

>The rest can drown in their marxist socialist hellhole

Mate, just look at your country

It's worse than mine

This thread is for humans only. Now fuck off

I can't speak for the US, but as I'm a jaopealiku abi in the Pärnumaa malev of the kaitseliit, I'd be fighting Ruskies in Eesti.

>Argentina still thinks America gives a single fuck about what our vassal states believe

we own you, beyond that as long as you don't rock the boat and harm our bottom line you pretty much are free to run your country into the ground (see yurop). Frankly you should be thankful that the we are the global hegemony because a guarantee any other country would be fucking you even harder.

Policing the world is kind of the job of THE superpower. Every superpower before us has done it. We allow half these shitter Euro countries to be able to afford socialized healthcare and college by doing all the military spending for them.

This is true, although tbf the USA has been in quite the precarious situation since the beginning of the post-cold war era. We're the only country in human history to have the unrivaled military to even attempt "policing" at the level we do. Really, though, it only seems like our warlike foreign policy revolves around unchecked military growth more than actually wanting to conquer nations/regions. I think our "policing" is more out of conflict's necessity to our system than it is out of actually desiring to police/run the world. (Not like that makes it better for those nations that we're purposely bringing conflict to).

For me that's our main flaw, the military industrial complex requires constant conflict and continual growth or else it fails. Realistically, that's not a sustainable plan, yet it dominates western culture still today. We've been riding an economic system way past its expiration date and we're about to pay the conseqences.

Pakistan is the worlds shittiest neighbor.

>Provide Israel with weapons that Israel uses fuck with its neighbours
>Act surprised when those neighbours dont like it

I know you guys have been brainwashed to hate us. Half of my family is from Argentina. They recently came to visit and were so surprised that we aren't hellbent on Argentina's destruction. They're moving up here soon to get away from the actual shithole that is Argentina.

that's funny since we're the only reason this world isn't having a nuclear winter right now