american toilets edition
/brit/
Justin Garcia
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David Myers
lads
William Baker
chebs
Julian Wright
delete this immediately
Julian Rodriguez
josie
Aiden Green
miss having testosterone in australia
Joshua Robinson
feel a bit sorry for palestinians 2bh
seems like they always get the short end of the stick of life
Nathan Lee
bought this mystery pastry thing in Tesco before when I popped in for some milk
it was marked down to 10p but doesn't say what it is on the packaging. about to throw it in the 'wave and eat it, wish me luck lads
Christopher Hughes
this
Connor Parker
[Verse 2: Dave]
Tell my man come off the road
Go get a job and salary
Them man sell Diet Coke
That food's got zero calories
Them jewels like jiggerdy-jaggerdy
That diamond's got zero clarity
I don't wanna get pissed off
See a man lift off, that's zero gravity
Anyway, actually
Who's that girl with her back to me?
I was gonna move to her then, but I left it
Let the convo come naturally
Then, man ah just run that casually
Big cougar ting on all fours
Man, it feels like I've got a tiger tryna tackle me
She said: "you're a little cub, don't fight it"
Senpai, I could've lost my vision
Ask Hus, the punder was blindin'
Now a lot of man are talking violent
Everybody's been out here ridin'
But manna just call them Simba
Dem man are just kings of lying
Dem man are just lyin' kings
They ain't coppin' no diamond rings
And fuck your Swarovski crystals
They ain't putting no white in cling
They ain't givin' out light and dark, or dark or light, or either thing
Your Mr. still pickin' up Qs
M-R, that's a minor risk
Remember when man came through
Not one of them girls were flirtin'
'Til Jus pulled up in a Jurgen Klopp BM
That's an angry German
Man are not bad in person
I'm with guys that are ridin' solo
That'll do it like Ralph Lauren
That's one long stick and a blacked out polo
Two brownin's wanna come to the Vale
Like "David, when you gonna send that postcode?"
Tell her meet me at the station
No location, everyting local
25 minutes on tube
Everyting cool, everything sorted
And the girl that I linked was peng
But her friend ain't nice so everyting awkward
Aiden Campbell
...
Jackson Gonzalez
trying to figure out how to be satisfied with life without getting lost in fiction and fantasies in my head for days on end. Have a gf, job, all that and I just don't find life that satisfying
Nathaniel Torres
was this that lesbian that posted here?
pretty peng
Lincoln Ramirez
babestation
Ryan Rivera
alri
putting it on now. hope it's a good film and hope it won't crash
Gabriel Fisher
youtube.com
tune
mad how they're upside down under water lads
you'd think their brain would flood or something
James Garcia
the name of your date, lad
might know of her if you're from around London
Charles Ortiz
women should not be allowed to vote
Henry Robinson
me on the right
Gavin Cook
imagine owning jeans like that
imagine grinding in a club
lord mercy
Samuel Turner
men should not be allowed to vote
Oliver Lopez
>rugger
>nonce sport
Jace Butler
you will never experience this
Jaxon Stewart
Skepta edition
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Camden Hernandez
INTP
Noah Flores
love Dave
imagine trying this hard
Lucas Cruz
it's fucking gay shit for poshos
jog on
Kayden Moore
you lads notice that Ed’s back?
Jeremiah Wilson
Everyone at public school got nonced. This is undeniable.
Kevin White
>This sends fear into the indian man's heart
Gavin Jones
thoughts on iggy's arse?
Jacob Miller
miss mowing my lawn lads
can't wait for spring to get here so I can start doing it again
Charles Morris
leeds isn’t a northern powerhouse because of EU regulations
Nicholas Rivera
speaking from experience?
Cooper Bailey
Why did >we invent literally every decent sport lads?
>football
>rugby
>tennis
>cricket
are other countries even trying?
Hudson Collins
>it's fucking gay shit for poshos
jog on
sad stuff right here
Gabriel Robinson
literally his worst choon you weirdo
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Andrew Torres
>bomb country
>get shot down
>"you're playing with fire"
i thought jews were supposed to be smart
Ayden Wright
Excellent profile wow
Angel Butler
once tried on a pair of jeans in store like this and i didnt realise they were skinny
couldnt get out of them for 10 mins
Kayden Bailey
toil on a sunday. Thoughts?
Anthony Martin
Fighting back against God's Chosen People is a crime.
Jordan Brooks
mmm
Ian Morgan
>I want a hundred % not 50/50
>I get money but my name ain't 50
>when to the lloyd bank took out a young buck
Skepta is unironically a lyrical genius
Joseph Ward
Ethan Powell
update: had some sort of pulled pork filling
not very nice but i'm going to eat it anyway once it cools down
Asher Sanchez
melting on speed and eccies lads
Benjamin Ramirez
dumbo posho can't even quote properly
sad!
Joseph Murphy
Come gather round wageys its high time ye learned
Bout a hero named brendan and a devil named 'berg
Austin Turner
You're shit at all of them
Charles Myers
not a grassing man myself. but certainly wouldn't keep quiet about it amongst peers. would make it well known that I think they are a scummy thief, and would make no effort to keep it a secret. for example, I would warn coworkers not to leave personal belongings unguarded around them.
William Garcia
do you think aisha has knickers on below that skirt?
Jaxon Clark
yeah but who invented pétanque my nana can't get enough of that at the moment
Liam Smith
waheyyy
Landon Phillips
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WE ARE A BAND OF BROTHERS,
AND NATIVE TO THE SOIL
Matthew Carter
brown, purple, pinky
Jayden Flores
>ywn live in a united republican fascist italy
Chase Collins
alright the fun ends now.
Chav.
Levi Williams
l bought some milk about an hour ago
Sebastian Hernandez
I never buy meat pies here. Always the same shit: too spicy, not enough meat and not savory enough and the flaky pastry is not always decent.
Ayden Richardson
nobody likes you when you're 23
Ryder Murphy
2007/08 was a dark time for grime artists
Carter Scott
Live in a council flat
Why do people litter the communal areas and like not just a packet of crisps
Fried chicken bones, chips with mayo on them, wotsits all over the place
Like its your own building why make it worse
Luis Perez
nobody nonces you when you're 23
Julian Martin
feel like i might be a narcissist but im quite good at self evaluation sometimes
Nolan Sullivan
...
Lucas Morgan
been a while since /brit/ made a gimmick popular throughout other boards
we used to be the Sup Forums powerhouse
Zachary Brooks
really feel like hanging out with a friend but i just finished hanging out with like 4 of them and the others are busy
really feel like going out but my eyes hurt and im really tired
really feel like eating a nice meal but its a bit too late for anything except crappy kebabmeat
really feel like ringing up my old man but i cant find my phone
fucking hell why is life so ANNOYING
Jordan Morales
fucking dare you come to wakey and say that you cheeky fucker
i'd have you eating gravel before you could say sacre bleu
Juan Sullivan
>im quite good at self evaluation sometimes
says the bloody narcissist
Wyatt Walker
mad that britain's two greatest musicians collaborated
Jacob Hall
AH Kaasbroodjes are peng tho
Jumbo coles close second
Oliver Morris
Is it weird that after all this unitoil I long for a 9 to 5?
At least you have some free time after work. I have zero free time now.
Daniel Gomez
why would you ring your old man at 11pm? or at all, for that matter?
Thomas Anderson
what sort of milk do you get? bet you get 1 pint of skimmed
honestly love pastry, one of my biggest weaknesses. so many good pie shops around here, even supermarkets do nice ones
Grayson Long
poor people are poor for a reason
Adam Baker
john coltrane was p good desu
Josiah Flores
Dylan Hughes
council housing doesn't tend to attract the most desirable tenants. believe it or not.
Kayden Bailey
want to nuke london tb aitch
Christopher Baker
shan't be clicking this link but yeah it is pretty mad that Elgar and Elton John collaborated
Ian Sanchez
dunno i do it every other month or so
i like talking to him, and he wont be around forever
Jacob Morales
Easton Russell
Brit has never seen the dissemination of its memes and most of its memes are just the confluence of memes from other boards
Though /int / memes are notoriously absent in this regard
Hunter Howard
4 pints
semi
Samuel Robinson
yank comedian called patrice o'neal did a good bit on poor blacks living in that kind of housing
Anthony Cooper
it's one of the main reasons why anarchism/communism's emphasis on communal living is a doomed endeavour
only animal third worlders can live in filth
Nathan Bennett
Asher Hall
haha yeah
*walks off and talks to someone else*
Jacob Hernandez
dog bless
Ian Butler
What fillings are common in the UK, for pasties?
I love them to but you cannot find them here.
Jeremiah Peterson
why has Damon got a gold tooth?
Ian Taylor
right that's it you've fucking had it
what's your address i'll be there by sunrise
Lincoln Wright
Dylan Lewis
>Brit meme culture mirrors British colonialism
good stuff
Jacob Jones
Lived in a different one that was very clean
Wonder why people would do such a thing cannot for the life of me understand
Feel like leaving a note up but dont want trouble
Christopher Richardson
>yank goes to live overseas
>he has to pay taxes in the US and his current country of residency
>if he doesn't the US government will track him down and shoot him
Lincoln Jenkins
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Kevin Clark
because they are poor
not in a classist way, but because the poor are disenfranchised and dont feel like they owe society anything
when rich people live communally (eg: poncey boarding schools or unis) they keep everything nice and tidy
Connor Thomas
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